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Not dead, only mostly so. Computer finally let me upload this after eight hours of trying.
The city of Zootopia is home to a lot of things few people know anything about. A lot of people too. One of those people is Boss Weasel. What his real name is, where he's from, his business... these too are unknown by the populace at large. Even rival gangs are almost entirely ignorant of his existence, and that's how he likes it.
Making use of his species tendency to be overlooked and underestimated he has woven a complex net of crime across the city, making a buck by sneaking dimes from where they won't be missed. By nature he is unassuming and unobtrusive, willing to live and let live.
Unless, that is, you happen to interfere with his business, or those precious few close to him. In those cases too he can be remarkably subtle and adept. In fact, it's quite likely you'll not know you've messed with his business or pleasure at all. There will be no threats, no violence, no kicked down doors or rearranged houses. No, the first -and last- you'll know about what you've done will be when you're by yourself somewhere; taking a quiet walk, smoke break, or relaxing watching TV. It's then you'll hear the faint click of a loaded pistol and a quiet voice not so far away.
"The boss is very upset..."
Colored version of a drawing by
Tush, for 
Wheeler-Bertrand original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30326812/
The city of Zootopia is home to a lot of things few people know anything about. A lot of people too. One of those people is Boss Weasel. What his real name is, where he's from, his business... these too are unknown by the populace at large. Even rival gangs are almost entirely ignorant of his existence, and that's how he likes it.
Making use of his species tendency to be overlooked and underestimated he has woven a complex net of crime across the city, making a buck by sneaking dimes from where they won't be missed. By nature he is unassuming and unobtrusive, willing to live and let live.
Unless, that is, you happen to interfere with his business, or those precious few close to him. In those cases too he can be remarkably subtle and adept. In fact, it's quite likely you'll not know you've messed with his business or pleasure at all. There will be no threats, no violence, no kicked down doors or rearranged houses. No, the first -and last- you'll know about what you've done will be when you're by yourself somewhere; taking a quiet walk, smoke break, or relaxing watching TV. It's then you'll hear the faint click of a loaded pistol and a quiet voice not so far away.
"The boss is very upset..."
Colored version of a drawing by
Tush, for 
Wheeler-Bertrand original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30326812/
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Weasel
Size 1119 x 1280px
File Size 770.2 kB
Listed in Folders
Indeed, such a tragedy.
But we got a nifty song outta it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY
But we got a nifty song outta it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY
Hehe, that's what Duke said! But he loves me dressing like a "Snooty Nerd" as he calls me. He's the ONLY one who can call me a nerd-sounds too cute coming from him.
And yo, the waist sash is my trademark. Most folks dress so black and boring. Not my style in the least. If it's not a funeral-I'm dressing FAB-U-LOUS!!
Besides, I got him this ensemble: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31091869/
And yo, the waist sash is my trademark. Most folks dress so black and boring. Not my style in the least. If it's not a funeral-I'm dressing FAB-U-LOUS!!
Besides, I got him this ensemble: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31091869/
Hey, wait a minute... I'm a squirrel, I don't have a phone number!
Although sometimes I do like to take selfies with phones that I find on the ground at the park, silly humans drop them sometimes :P
Also, that's not Surly, it's me, I spilled grape juice on myself too... now I'm purple...
Although sometimes I do like to take selfies with phones that I find on the ground at the park, silly humans drop them sometimes :P
Also, that's not Surly, it's me, I spilled grape juice on myself too... now I'm purple...
For what you're gonna be doing, your name is far less important than your fur color.
And I never said I passed out your PHONE number squirrel. I just passed out your number. People got your number squirrel. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/.....6135455AAd6B1b
And I never said I passed out your PHONE number squirrel. I just passed out your number. People got your number squirrel. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/.....6135455AAd6B1b
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