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somewhere inside the living room area, Pawly Tigris was helping his friend Mher-Li by cleaning up her messy apartment. Usually Mher-Li kept her apartment as neatly she can, but after a few weeks bench watching a TV marathon, she sort of need the extra help to clean up the place. Tigris head over to Mher-Li couch to vacuum the leftover food was there, while vacuuming, the vacuum somehow stop working for a second, after it suck something between the cushions. He pull the vacuum hose, and notice that it pull what look like a pair of panties that was left there for a long time. Tigris felt gross that he found something random in there, and curious of how it got there. Mher-Li stop by to see checkup on her friend, and notice the pair of panties from the panties. She smile to see the old panties and grab it from the vacuum. Tigris is still shocked that his friend is touching an old pair of panties and ask her if that was hers.
Tigris: hey, Li, are those your pair of panties you left in these couch cushion?
Mher-Li: Yup! It one of my lucky panties I usually wear every day. I thought for sure I lost them, after I changed my outfit from my bench watching TV marathon
Tigris: your lucky panties. As in the same lucky panties you use to wear when we were in college.
Mher-Li: the very same *she took a quick sniff of her panties* sweet it still got that lucky smell.
Tigris: *he stick tongue out which change color out of grossness* seriously Li, I still have no clue how you take care yourself.
Mher- Li: what are you talking about Tig, you well know that I can take care of myself without any help.
Pawly Tigris: really now, then tell me why is it that every time I get a call from you, it either you need a favor from me, or you need me to help you doing your choirs.
Mher-Li: that easy. We been best friends since we were kids, and you like one of the few people that have an actual award of cleanliness.
Pawly Tigris: *he blush* you promise you wasn't going to mention about that.
Mehr-Li: I know, but it a lot more fun embarrassing you.
Pawly Tigris roll his eyes from his friend comment, and continued working on cleaning up the living room. After several hours of clean up, and a few randomness, Pawly Tigris and Mehr-Li were both able to finish cleaning up the apartment. Mher-Li was impressed how neat the place was, but added one thing to make it perfect. She went into the kitchen and grab a bottle of ketchup. Then pour some on the coffee table. Pawly face palm seeing that no matter what he does, his friend view point of clean are always different.
When they done, Pawly and Mher-Li step out together and head for their favorite Diner they hangout the most. Once there, Tigris and Mher-Li order their usual meals and start eating together. Tigris was enjoying his fruit salad he ordered and so far the mango taste alot fresher each time he get them. Mher-Li was having her salmon burger with onion rings on the side. On top of that, she was having her herbal tea that she usually drink for each meal she have. While they were eating, Mher-Li was able to thank her friend Tigris for helping her clean her apartment.
Mher-Li: thanks again for helping me clean my apartment today. I would have a hard time doing it myself, if you wasn't there to help me.
Pawly Tigris: hey, what are friends for, Li. Course I would have been a lot easier, if you been more responsible with your masses.
Mher-Li: oh here we go again. Tig about to do Mr. Responsibility lecture.
Pawly Tigris: well you know what I'm going to say is true. You always think about the fun things, and not put any effort on responsible things.
Mher-Li: well, being responsible tend to be boring, Tig. I prefer fun over boring responsibility.
Pawly Tigris: .... Sigh, forget of what I'm going to say. Anyway, I need to finish up my lunch, and get going soon. I have something important, and can't be late.
Mher-Li: oh! Does someone have a very important date to be at?
Pawly Tigris: at a matter of speaking I do.
Mher-Li: hold on, you, my best friend who have a hard time to keep a date, is actually going on a date ... as in a real date.
Pawly Tigris: come on Li, you make it sound like I have a bad luck with girls.
Mher-Li: I wouldn't call it bad luck. I would say that your track record on women, would make all the other guys in this neighborhood feel sorry for you.
Pawly Tigris: oh please, I bet your relationship life haven't been better than mine was.
Mher-Li: at least I was able to date five tiger guys that were interesting to chat with.
Pawly Tigris: yeah, and which one of them did you slept with?
Mehr-Li: ....... none. All of them were bunch of loser, and wasn't worth my time.
Pawly Tigris: *he laug* well you haven't met the right one yet. As for this one I'm going to meet, I'm already excited to see her.
Mher-Li: speaking of which, who the lucky girl going on a date with you.
Tigris check his pants pocket to pull out his cellphone. He look through his gallery, and then show the image to his friend. Mher-Li started to admire the image of skunk girl, but she noticed something odd by the tip of her tail. Mher-Li look at her friend, and ask him about the strange marking on the tail.
Mher-Li: say, Tig. Any idea what sort of marking is that on your new girlfriend tip of the tail.
Pawly Tigris: really, Li. I show you a nice picture of my soon to be girlfriend, and the first thing that catch your eyes is the marking.
Mher-Li: hey I already know she look cute, I would give her at least eight out of ten. But that skull looking mark on her tail, start giving some weird vibes is all.
Pawly Tigris: if you must know, it a special birth mark that she was born with. She didn't say that much about it, except it run in her mother side of the family.
Mher-Li: I see. Well then, I guess you must the met her somewhere for her to go on a date with you.
Pawly Tigris: we did ... in a way. I met her at one of the museums she work at, after I was delivering some cactus for the old west exhibit.
Mher-Li: the museum you say, as in the same museum were I use to work at.
Pawly Tigris: the very same. Lydia work there as one of the researchers, who studied on some of the new artifacts that come in to the museum.
Mher-Li I see, so when are you going on this date anyway?
Pawly Tigris: In a few hours. Lydia had to finish up a few things at work first, and then we are going to meet up at the usual place she go to all the time.
Mher-Li: and where that place be?
Pawly Tigris: sorry, Li, but you not going to know it this time.
Mher-Li: and why not, Tig. Don't you think I want to go to where the place you two are going, that I might like that place as well.
Pawly Tigris: trust me, Li, I know you long enough that every time I gone out a cute skunk girl, or Rabbit girl, you have a tendency to spoil my date.
Mher-Li: I don't that ...... all the time.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Sigh, look, Li, you’re my best friend and I care about our friendship. But you got to promise me that you want try to follow me, or anything crazy that you usually do.
Mher-Li: you really care about this girl.
Pawly Tigris: I do, and I feel like she might be the right one I'm looking for.
After hearing what Pawly said about the skunk girl he going to meet later tonight, Mher-Li sigh to herself knowing that she got to try, and promise to her friend that she won't do anything to mess up his date tonight? Even though deep inside she is willing to do so.
Mher-Li: alright, Tig, I promise I won't interfere with your date tonight. Just promise me that you tell me everything after it done.
Pawly Tigris: *he smile of what his friend said, and gave Mher-Li a hug* thanks, Li. You're one of the best friend a guy could ask for.
Mher-Li: *her face started to blush after she gain a nice hug from him* yeah, yeah, I'm one of the best. Now how about you get going already, or you're soon to be girlfriend would dump you in a matter of second.
Pawly Tigris: oh yeah your right, I nearly forgot what time it was. I talk to you later, Li, and remember your promise.
Mher-Li wave to her friend, seeing him walking out from the diner shop. Once she was gone, Mher-Li pulled out her cellphone and started searching through her apps. When she located the one app that deal with tracking other cellphones across the area, she was able to locate Pawly cellphone without any problems. Mher-Li smile to herself knowing that she going to crash her best friend date. Mher-Li know that she made a promise to him, but it alot more fun when she does it anyway.
Later that night at the fancy Jazz restaurant. Pawly Tigris and his date Lydia Ichtaca were both enjoying their dinner, while listening some smooth Jazz music playing in the background. While eating their meal, Pawly and Lydia were telling each other about their day. Lydia was telling a story to Pawly, about something that happened at her job. Pawly Tigris doing his best to listen to the story, but he was cut off when she was about to make another naughty joke he heard before. He had no problem hearing dirty jokes, in fact Mher-Li tell them almost every single day, reminding him that she was in one of her urges to have some fun time. Pawly Tigris look at Lydia for a moment, and saw her laughing to herself, after she was done telling the story. Pawly Tigris pretend laughed with her, showing that he was able to hear the joke.
Lydia Ichtaca: oh my, Pawly. No matter how many times I tell that joke, I always feel like I would make it into a comedy act.
Pawly Tigris: well your jokes have been ... interesting. Why not think about doing a comedy act. Go on a few shows, and see if people like the naughty jokes you give.
Lydia Itchtaca: Tell you the truth I always been wanted to do that, but sadly my family want me to have an actual career, or be kick out from the house for good. Besides, even if I try that, I have a minor problem dealing with large crowds.
Pawly Tigris: really! What sort of problem?
Lydia Itchtaca: well you see, whenever I feel very horny, or something, and dealing with a lot of crowds. My body give out a very odd gas smell, which make anyone that is very close by to it, feel the effects of being horny as well.
Pawly Tigris: hmm, that sort of sound like when Venice fly trap give out an odd pheromone that attracts any insects that come close contact to it.
Lydia Itchtaca: exactly! Normally my so call skunk smell should be all smelly, but since I use a lot of perfume on my body, it give out that sort of smell instead.
Pawly Tigris: *he laugh* well it a good thing this place doesn't get crowded very often. So you should be comfortable.
Lydia Itchtaca: I'm just grateful to hear that, I'm really enjoying this date, and didn't want anything go wrong.
Pawly Tigris: what make you say that?
Lydia Ichtaca: you know that skunk like me have a bad reputation of being smelly, do with our rear end giving death trap. Cause of that, most of my past dates don't last very long and leave after we have sex.
Pawly Tigris: I'm sorry to hear that, Lydia. I sometimes had some bad luck on a few relationship myself. Even though we only just started, but I know for sure we can work this out.
Lydia Itchtaca: oh, Pawly, your a sweetheart.
Pawly Tigris blush a little after he gotten a nice compliment from Lydia. He was plan Monday something else, but was interrupted by the waiter who was bringing in some free drinks for them. Lydia was surprised that they received some free drinks, but Pawly on the other hand wasn't sure why. He look at his drink, and notice it was a strawberry mango smoothie on the rocks. The drink he gotten was one of his favorite, and not many people know about it, unless they were close to them. Pawly look at Lydia and see her busy drinking her beverage, while she was distracted, Pawly ask the waiter a quick question about the drinks. The waiter told him that it was a mysterious female who cat order the drinks for them. After the waiter answered his question, Pawly already figure out who the mysterious femal cat was, and part of him wish is not really her. Pawly was going to ask the waiter further, but he stop a second, when he heard some cheering in the background. Pawly look where the cheering was coming from, and saw several people were standing around by the bar area. Lydia look at her Pawly, and ask him if something catch his eye.
Lydia Itchtaca: is there something a matter, Pawly?
Pawly Tigris: *his toung change color knowing he going to lie* oh there wrong Lydia, but I think I'm going to get up for a moment and use the bathroom.
Lydia Itchtaca: sure, I'll wait for here when you come back.
Pawly Tigris: thanks, and if you want, you can have my other drink while I'm gone.
Lydia Itchtaca: im way ahead of you on that offer. My drink was so good, that your mango smoothie look even tastier.
Pawly Tigris smile back to her, surprise that she was able to drink that quickly. Pawly Tigris got his mind back to reality and check by the bar area of all the cheering. Once he reach the bar area. Pawly Tigris walk by the crowded people, and start looking of all the commotion been going. He notice a feline cat wearing a fancy red dress, and she was busy having a few rounds of drinks against a well dress businessman who look about to tip over from the amount of liquor he had. Pawly made a annoyed face knowing the female cat was none other his best friend Mher-Li, and part of him already guessing that she was here to spoil his date. Mher-Li was finishing up a drink she had, and place the glass on the table. She look at the businessman who was trying to keep his cool, but soon he know it, he finally fell on the floor, and was out cold. Everyone was cheering, seeing that Mher-Li won the contest. The beekeeper stand in front of Mher-Li, and hand her over a bill for all the drinks she had. She walk over to the businessman on the floor, and place the bill on his vest pocket. Mher-Li smirks to herself knowing she about to get away, until she bumped into someone, which made her scream randomly.
Mher-Li: I didn't do nothing. The guy was like that, and told me he was paying.... wait, Tig is that you?
Pawly Tigris: yes it me, Li and part of me want to know what are you doing here.
Mher-Li: .... um, would it be funny if I told you that I was here on a date with the guy on the floor.
Pawly Tigris: It would be funny, but I know you way too long, to fall that sort of trick.
Mher-Li: ...... yeah, you got me there.
Pawly Tigris: Li, you don't need to lie to me. I'm your best friend, and I just need to know why your here.
Mher-Li: ...... Sigh, the reason why I'm here, is that I want to make sure that you was doing ok with your date.
Pawly Tigris: that nice of you of doing that, but how you know where to..... Did you put a tracer on my cellphone?
Mher-Li: of course not, I use a tracking app that find your cellphone easily.
Pawly Tigris: *face palm* that even more worser than what I said before.
Mher-Li give me a break, Tig. I'm only doing what a good friend does.
Pawly Tigris: a good friend doesn't follow other friends, when they go on a date.
Mher-Li well this friend isn't a normal person.
Pawly Tigris: I know, which why I like you.
Mher-Li: wait, you do?
Pawly Tigris: yes, Li. You are more than just a best friend to me, you’re someone that I care about all the time. Sure, you can be handful, very messy, and tend to do something that so out there, even I question how you do it.
Mher-Li: I sometimes question myself now and then.
Pawly Tigris: But other than that, you’re the number one person that I care about, Li. Even if I'm with a very hot bunny girl, or a sexy skunk. But you, Li, you always have a place in my heart as well.
Mher-Li smile what of what Tigris said to her. She wanted to apology to him, but her eyes started to tear up, and gave Pawly a hug. Pawly hug back Li, knowing that she felt bad for breaking her promise. Once they were done, Mher-Li cleared up her eyes, and finally apologized to him.
Mher-Li: I'm sorry for breaking my promise, Tig. I know it was wrong for me of what I did, but you know how I am sometimes.
Pawly Tigris: I know, Li. That why I still best friend with you, and always forgive you.
Mher-Li: you might want to change that when I'm going to tell you.
Pawly Tigris: what did you do?
Mher-Li: remember those drinks I had the waiter bring to you, I kinda had them spike.
Pawly Tigris: exactly how spike?
Just when Mher-Li was going to tell him, she look by her side and saw some pink like stream of mist was passing by her. Pawly saw the pink mist as well, and both of them followed the stream find the main source. What they saw was Pawly date Lydia was sitting on the table, while most of her body was exposed, so everyone can see her naked. Pawly Tigris face palm himself, knowing that his Lydia must be drunk from Mher-Li Spike elixir. Mher-Li look at Lydia from a distant, and was impressed with her figure. Pawly look at his friend, and ask Mher-Li about the drink.
Pawly Tigris: Li, what sort of Spike did you do with her drink?
Mher-Li: I didn't do anything crazy, except added in some alcohol with some strong smell, plus a few secret ingredients that I will never tell.
Pawly Tigris: *he look back at Lydia and she was starting to dance and sing in a drunk way* is that supposed to happen?
Mher-Li: not really, my spike drinks only have a minor drunkenness. The only way she be acting more this way, if she somehow drink another spike beverage.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Sigh, as in the mango strawberry smoothie.
Mher-Li: yeah ... she drank your smoothie, did she?
Pawly Tigris: yes, and what happened if she drank both of them?
Mher-Li: remember when we were ten, and I try the fizzy pop rock candy and soda together.
Pawly Tigris: *when his friend mentioned about that, he look at Lydia and see her raise her butt in the air with her tail move the side, aiming her rear where they are standing* we going to be skunked, and it not the smelly kind.
Soon they know it, Lydia stomach started to boil up, and out came a spray of skunk mist, pouring all over the two friends. Not only that, the mist started spreading all over the place, which everyone were effects by Lydia skunk mist.
Several hours have passed since the event at the jazz restaurant. Inside the bedroom area at Pawly Tigris apartment. Pawly was in his bed, resting himself from a long, and crazy night he had. When he finally opened his eyes, Pawly look around and noticed that he was in his room. Part of him kept on thinking that he was still at the restaurant, but ever since he got hit by the strange mist, he couldn't exactly remember everything last night. Pawly Tigris does remember one thing that he was with Lydia last night, but guessing what happened to her, he not sure he might see her again. Pawly sigh to himself knowing that the person he met was going to be the one, but things turn sour instead. He was thinking about staying in bed for a while longer, but he needed to get up, and get ready for work. Just when he was about to move, he felt something heavy that keeping him from moving. Pawly look and notice that someone was hiding under his blanket. Pawly think it could be Lydia hiding under the blanket, guessing she might be really tired. Pawly face started to blush, knowing that he must score big, even with a crazy night. He know he doesn't want to disturb her, but he figure that a quick morning kiss would hurt. Once he slowly removed the blanket, the sexy skunk he thought was sleeping in his bed, but instead his best friend Mher-Li was sleeping next to him. Pawly was shock to see Mher-Li in his bed, even though it wasn't the first time she sneak in his bed, but actually sleeping on it. Pawly was curious of how she got there, he tap her on the shoulder and see if she wake up.
Pawly Tigris: hey, Li, are you up yet?
Mher-Li: five more minutes’ mom, I nearly close getting laid with Tig.
Pawly Tigris: maybe you want to stop dreaming about me for a second, and wake up.
Mher-Li finally woken up, and notice that she was on Pawly bedroom.
Mher-Li: hold on, this isn't my bedroom. This place is way too clean to be mine.
Pawly Tigris: that because we're in my bedroom, Tig. Question is, how exactly we got here?
Mher-Li: I'm not sure, but give me a second to ... uh, Tig, why can't I move?
Pawly Tigris: what do you mean you can't move?
Mher-Li: I'm serious, Tig. I'm trying my best to move, but it feel like something sticking behind me.
Pawly think that Mher-Li was fooling around, and try to look to see what she was talking about. When he removed the blanket even further, he notice that his body was facing right behind Mher-Li rear end. Pawly blush a lot that he didn't notice that he was in front of her like that, especially when he notice that his stick was stuck in her butt. Pawly try to see to move it, but each time he try to move, it made Mher-Li feeling ticklish.
Mher-Li: easy, Tig, that tickle a lot.
Pawly Tigris: sorry, Li, but I think I'm sort of stuck. Can you try to move on your own?
Mher-Li: tried at least a couple of time, and it still doesn't work.
Pawly Tigris: but how in the world we got stuck like this in the first place?
Mher-Li: wait, I think I had an idea how. I remembered reading an article on 101 sex moves, and one of them had something to do with peanut butter.
Pawly Tigris: but don't you buy the super chunky with extra sticky taste.
Mher-Li: yup, and let just say when the peanut butter is super sticky *she try to move* it super sticky.
Pawly Tigris: great, so we sort of stuck her, until the stickiness from the peanut butter wore off.
Mher-Li: yeah, but the least the Bright side of all this.
Pawly Tigris: what that?
Mher-Li: I finally gotten laid by my best friend.
Pawly Tigris: well at least your happy about it. I'm still upset that my date with Lydia went downhill. One minute we were having a good night, then all that changed when she was drunk by your spike drinks, and sprayed us with her skunk.
Mher-Li: sort of weird that stuff does something weird to us, instead the other way around. But you shouldn't feel bad about it, Tig. Your date actually went good.
Pawly Tigris: how would you know?
Mher-Li: because she told me herself. After the spray incident and all three of us got into your place for fun. Lydia was able to get back to normal for a moment, and told me that she had a really great time with you.
Pawly Tigris: really! She had a good time?
Mher-Li: yeah, and she also left her cellphone number in your phone, hoping that you two go out together again.
Pawly Tigris: oh wow that awesome to hear that. I can't wait to give her a call later, and say thanks.
Mher-Li: that not all you need to say thank you.
Pawly Tigris: .... sigh, your right. Thank you, Li. Even though you tend to do things the most odd ways, you always help me out.
Mher-Li: hey, what are friends for. Now then, since we covered that part, we need to figure out how to get unstuck quick.
Pawly Tigris: why you in a hurry?
Mher-Li: I had too many drinks last night, and I really need to go.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Oh!
The End
Tigris: hey, Li, are those your pair of panties you left in these couch cushion?
Mher-Li: Yup! It one of my lucky panties I usually wear every day. I thought for sure I lost them, after I changed my outfit from my bench watching TV marathon
Tigris: your lucky panties. As in the same lucky panties you use to wear when we were in college.
Mher-Li: the very same *she took a quick sniff of her panties* sweet it still got that lucky smell.
Tigris: *he stick tongue out which change color out of grossness* seriously Li, I still have no clue how you take care yourself.
Mher- Li: what are you talking about Tig, you well know that I can take care of myself without any help.
Pawly Tigris: really now, then tell me why is it that every time I get a call from you, it either you need a favor from me, or you need me to help you doing your choirs.
Mher-Li: that easy. We been best friends since we were kids, and you like one of the few people that have an actual award of cleanliness.
Pawly Tigris: *he blush* you promise you wasn't going to mention about that.
Mehr-Li: I know, but it a lot more fun embarrassing you.
Pawly Tigris roll his eyes from his friend comment, and continued working on cleaning up the living room. After several hours of clean up, and a few randomness, Pawly Tigris and Mehr-Li were both able to finish cleaning up the apartment. Mher-Li was impressed how neat the place was, but added one thing to make it perfect. She went into the kitchen and grab a bottle of ketchup. Then pour some on the coffee table. Pawly face palm seeing that no matter what he does, his friend view point of clean are always different.
When they done, Pawly and Mher-Li step out together and head for their favorite Diner they hangout the most. Once there, Tigris and Mher-Li order their usual meals and start eating together. Tigris was enjoying his fruit salad he ordered and so far the mango taste alot fresher each time he get them. Mher-Li was having her salmon burger with onion rings on the side. On top of that, she was having her herbal tea that she usually drink for each meal she have. While they were eating, Mher-Li was able to thank her friend Tigris for helping her clean her apartment.
Mher-Li: thanks again for helping me clean my apartment today. I would have a hard time doing it myself, if you wasn't there to help me.
Pawly Tigris: hey, what are friends for, Li. Course I would have been a lot easier, if you been more responsible with your masses.
Mher-Li: oh here we go again. Tig about to do Mr. Responsibility lecture.
Pawly Tigris: well you know what I'm going to say is true. You always think about the fun things, and not put any effort on responsible things.
Mher-Li: well, being responsible tend to be boring, Tig. I prefer fun over boring responsibility.
Pawly Tigris: .... Sigh, forget of what I'm going to say. Anyway, I need to finish up my lunch, and get going soon. I have something important, and can't be late.
Mher-Li: oh! Does someone have a very important date to be at?
Pawly Tigris: at a matter of speaking I do.
Mher-Li: hold on, you, my best friend who have a hard time to keep a date, is actually going on a date ... as in a real date.
Pawly Tigris: come on Li, you make it sound like I have a bad luck with girls.
Mher-Li: I wouldn't call it bad luck. I would say that your track record on women, would make all the other guys in this neighborhood feel sorry for you.
Pawly Tigris: oh please, I bet your relationship life haven't been better than mine was.
Mher-Li: at least I was able to date five tiger guys that were interesting to chat with.
Pawly Tigris: yeah, and which one of them did you slept with?
Mehr-Li: ....... none. All of them were bunch of loser, and wasn't worth my time.
Pawly Tigris: *he laug* well you haven't met the right one yet. As for this one I'm going to meet, I'm already excited to see her.
Mher-Li: speaking of which, who the lucky girl going on a date with you.
Tigris check his pants pocket to pull out his cellphone. He look through his gallery, and then show the image to his friend. Mher-Li started to admire the image of skunk girl, but she noticed something odd by the tip of her tail. Mher-Li look at her friend, and ask him about the strange marking on the tail.
Mher-Li: say, Tig. Any idea what sort of marking is that on your new girlfriend tip of the tail.
Pawly Tigris: really, Li. I show you a nice picture of my soon to be girlfriend, and the first thing that catch your eyes is the marking.
Mher-Li: hey I already know she look cute, I would give her at least eight out of ten. But that skull looking mark on her tail, start giving some weird vibes is all.
Pawly Tigris: if you must know, it a special birth mark that she was born with. She didn't say that much about it, except it run in her mother side of the family.
Mher-Li: I see. Well then, I guess you must the met her somewhere for her to go on a date with you.
Pawly Tigris: we did ... in a way. I met her at one of the museums she work at, after I was delivering some cactus for the old west exhibit.
Mher-Li: the museum you say, as in the same museum were I use to work at.
Pawly Tigris: the very same. Lydia work there as one of the researchers, who studied on some of the new artifacts that come in to the museum.
Mher-Li I see, so when are you going on this date anyway?
Pawly Tigris: In a few hours. Lydia had to finish up a few things at work first, and then we are going to meet up at the usual place she go to all the time.
Mher-Li: and where that place be?
Pawly Tigris: sorry, Li, but you not going to know it this time.
Mher-Li: and why not, Tig. Don't you think I want to go to where the place you two are going, that I might like that place as well.
Pawly Tigris: trust me, Li, I know you long enough that every time I gone out a cute skunk girl, or Rabbit girl, you have a tendency to spoil my date.
Mher-Li: I don't that ...... all the time.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Sigh, look, Li, you’re my best friend and I care about our friendship. But you got to promise me that you want try to follow me, or anything crazy that you usually do.
Mher-Li: you really care about this girl.
Pawly Tigris: I do, and I feel like she might be the right one I'm looking for.
After hearing what Pawly said about the skunk girl he going to meet later tonight, Mher-Li sigh to herself knowing that she got to try, and promise to her friend that she won't do anything to mess up his date tonight? Even though deep inside she is willing to do so.
Mher-Li: alright, Tig, I promise I won't interfere with your date tonight. Just promise me that you tell me everything after it done.
Pawly Tigris: *he smile of what his friend said, and gave Mher-Li a hug* thanks, Li. You're one of the best friend a guy could ask for.
Mher-Li: *her face started to blush after she gain a nice hug from him* yeah, yeah, I'm one of the best. Now how about you get going already, or you're soon to be girlfriend would dump you in a matter of second.
Pawly Tigris: oh yeah your right, I nearly forgot what time it was. I talk to you later, Li, and remember your promise.
Mher-Li wave to her friend, seeing him walking out from the diner shop. Once she was gone, Mher-Li pulled out her cellphone and started searching through her apps. When she located the one app that deal with tracking other cellphones across the area, she was able to locate Pawly cellphone without any problems. Mher-Li smile to herself knowing that she going to crash her best friend date. Mher-Li know that she made a promise to him, but it alot more fun when she does it anyway.
Later that night at the fancy Jazz restaurant. Pawly Tigris and his date Lydia Ichtaca were both enjoying their dinner, while listening some smooth Jazz music playing in the background. While eating their meal, Pawly and Lydia were telling each other about their day. Lydia was telling a story to Pawly, about something that happened at her job. Pawly Tigris doing his best to listen to the story, but he was cut off when she was about to make another naughty joke he heard before. He had no problem hearing dirty jokes, in fact Mher-Li tell them almost every single day, reminding him that she was in one of her urges to have some fun time. Pawly Tigris look at Lydia for a moment, and saw her laughing to herself, after she was done telling the story. Pawly Tigris pretend laughed with her, showing that he was able to hear the joke.
Lydia Ichtaca: oh my, Pawly. No matter how many times I tell that joke, I always feel like I would make it into a comedy act.
Pawly Tigris: well your jokes have been ... interesting. Why not think about doing a comedy act. Go on a few shows, and see if people like the naughty jokes you give.
Lydia Itchtaca: Tell you the truth I always been wanted to do that, but sadly my family want me to have an actual career, or be kick out from the house for good. Besides, even if I try that, I have a minor problem dealing with large crowds.
Pawly Tigris: really! What sort of problem?
Lydia Itchtaca: well you see, whenever I feel very horny, or something, and dealing with a lot of crowds. My body give out a very odd gas smell, which make anyone that is very close by to it, feel the effects of being horny as well.
Pawly Tigris: hmm, that sort of sound like when Venice fly trap give out an odd pheromone that attracts any insects that come close contact to it.
Lydia Itchtaca: exactly! Normally my so call skunk smell should be all smelly, but since I use a lot of perfume on my body, it give out that sort of smell instead.
Pawly Tigris: *he laugh* well it a good thing this place doesn't get crowded very often. So you should be comfortable.
Lydia Itchtaca: I'm just grateful to hear that, I'm really enjoying this date, and didn't want anything go wrong.
Pawly Tigris: what make you say that?
Lydia Ichtaca: you know that skunk like me have a bad reputation of being smelly, do with our rear end giving death trap. Cause of that, most of my past dates don't last very long and leave after we have sex.
Pawly Tigris: I'm sorry to hear that, Lydia. I sometimes had some bad luck on a few relationship myself. Even though we only just started, but I know for sure we can work this out.
Lydia Itchtaca: oh, Pawly, your a sweetheart.
Pawly Tigris blush a little after he gotten a nice compliment from Lydia. He was plan Monday something else, but was interrupted by the waiter who was bringing in some free drinks for them. Lydia was surprised that they received some free drinks, but Pawly on the other hand wasn't sure why. He look at his drink, and notice it was a strawberry mango smoothie on the rocks. The drink he gotten was one of his favorite, and not many people know about it, unless they were close to them. Pawly look at Lydia and see her busy drinking her beverage, while she was distracted, Pawly ask the waiter a quick question about the drinks. The waiter told him that it was a mysterious female who cat order the drinks for them. After the waiter answered his question, Pawly already figure out who the mysterious femal cat was, and part of him wish is not really her. Pawly was going to ask the waiter further, but he stop a second, when he heard some cheering in the background. Pawly look where the cheering was coming from, and saw several people were standing around by the bar area. Lydia look at her Pawly, and ask him if something catch his eye.
Lydia Itchtaca: is there something a matter, Pawly?
Pawly Tigris: *his toung change color knowing he going to lie* oh there wrong Lydia, but I think I'm going to get up for a moment and use the bathroom.
Lydia Itchtaca: sure, I'll wait for here when you come back.
Pawly Tigris: thanks, and if you want, you can have my other drink while I'm gone.
Lydia Itchtaca: im way ahead of you on that offer. My drink was so good, that your mango smoothie look even tastier.
Pawly Tigris smile back to her, surprise that she was able to drink that quickly. Pawly Tigris got his mind back to reality and check by the bar area of all the cheering. Once he reach the bar area. Pawly Tigris walk by the crowded people, and start looking of all the commotion been going. He notice a feline cat wearing a fancy red dress, and she was busy having a few rounds of drinks against a well dress businessman who look about to tip over from the amount of liquor he had. Pawly made a annoyed face knowing the female cat was none other his best friend Mher-Li, and part of him already guessing that she was here to spoil his date. Mher-Li was finishing up a drink she had, and place the glass on the table. She look at the businessman who was trying to keep his cool, but soon he know it, he finally fell on the floor, and was out cold. Everyone was cheering, seeing that Mher-Li won the contest. The beekeeper stand in front of Mher-Li, and hand her over a bill for all the drinks she had. She walk over to the businessman on the floor, and place the bill on his vest pocket. Mher-Li smirks to herself knowing she about to get away, until she bumped into someone, which made her scream randomly.
Mher-Li: I didn't do nothing. The guy was like that, and told me he was paying.... wait, Tig is that you?
Pawly Tigris: yes it me, Li and part of me want to know what are you doing here.
Mher-Li: .... um, would it be funny if I told you that I was here on a date with the guy on the floor.
Pawly Tigris: It would be funny, but I know you way too long, to fall that sort of trick.
Mher-Li: ...... yeah, you got me there.
Pawly Tigris: Li, you don't need to lie to me. I'm your best friend, and I just need to know why your here.
Mher-Li: ...... Sigh, the reason why I'm here, is that I want to make sure that you was doing ok with your date.
Pawly Tigris: that nice of you of doing that, but how you know where to..... Did you put a tracer on my cellphone?
Mher-Li: of course not, I use a tracking app that find your cellphone easily.
Pawly Tigris: *face palm* that even more worser than what I said before.
Mher-Li give me a break, Tig. I'm only doing what a good friend does.
Pawly Tigris: a good friend doesn't follow other friends, when they go on a date.
Mher-Li well this friend isn't a normal person.
Pawly Tigris: I know, which why I like you.
Mher-Li: wait, you do?
Pawly Tigris: yes, Li. You are more than just a best friend to me, you’re someone that I care about all the time. Sure, you can be handful, very messy, and tend to do something that so out there, even I question how you do it.
Mher-Li: I sometimes question myself now and then.
Pawly Tigris: But other than that, you’re the number one person that I care about, Li. Even if I'm with a very hot bunny girl, or a sexy skunk. But you, Li, you always have a place in my heart as well.
Mher-Li smile what of what Tigris said to her. She wanted to apology to him, but her eyes started to tear up, and gave Pawly a hug. Pawly hug back Li, knowing that she felt bad for breaking her promise. Once they were done, Mher-Li cleared up her eyes, and finally apologized to him.
Mher-Li: I'm sorry for breaking my promise, Tig. I know it was wrong for me of what I did, but you know how I am sometimes.
Pawly Tigris: I know, Li. That why I still best friend with you, and always forgive you.
Mher-Li: you might want to change that when I'm going to tell you.
Pawly Tigris: what did you do?
Mher-Li: remember those drinks I had the waiter bring to you, I kinda had them spike.
Pawly Tigris: exactly how spike?
Just when Mher-Li was going to tell him, she look by her side and saw some pink like stream of mist was passing by her. Pawly saw the pink mist as well, and both of them followed the stream find the main source. What they saw was Pawly date Lydia was sitting on the table, while most of her body was exposed, so everyone can see her naked. Pawly Tigris face palm himself, knowing that his Lydia must be drunk from Mher-Li Spike elixir. Mher-Li look at Lydia from a distant, and was impressed with her figure. Pawly look at his friend, and ask Mher-Li about the drink.
Pawly Tigris: Li, what sort of Spike did you do with her drink?
Mher-Li: I didn't do anything crazy, except added in some alcohol with some strong smell, plus a few secret ingredients that I will never tell.
Pawly Tigris: *he look back at Lydia and she was starting to dance and sing in a drunk way* is that supposed to happen?
Mher-Li: not really, my spike drinks only have a minor drunkenness. The only way she be acting more this way, if she somehow drink another spike beverage.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Sigh, as in the mango strawberry smoothie.
Mher-Li: yeah ... she drank your smoothie, did she?
Pawly Tigris: yes, and what happened if she drank both of them?
Mher-Li: remember when we were ten, and I try the fizzy pop rock candy and soda together.
Pawly Tigris: *when his friend mentioned about that, he look at Lydia and see her raise her butt in the air with her tail move the side, aiming her rear where they are standing* we going to be skunked, and it not the smelly kind.
Soon they know it, Lydia stomach started to boil up, and out came a spray of skunk mist, pouring all over the two friends. Not only that, the mist started spreading all over the place, which everyone were effects by Lydia skunk mist.
Several hours have passed since the event at the jazz restaurant. Inside the bedroom area at Pawly Tigris apartment. Pawly was in his bed, resting himself from a long, and crazy night he had. When he finally opened his eyes, Pawly look around and noticed that he was in his room. Part of him kept on thinking that he was still at the restaurant, but ever since he got hit by the strange mist, he couldn't exactly remember everything last night. Pawly Tigris does remember one thing that he was with Lydia last night, but guessing what happened to her, he not sure he might see her again. Pawly sigh to himself knowing that the person he met was going to be the one, but things turn sour instead. He was thinking about staying in bed for a while longer, but he needed to get up, and get ready for work. Just when he was about to move, he felt something heavy that keeping him from moving. Pawly look and notice that someone was hiding under his blanket. Pawly think it could be Lydia hiding under the blanket, guessing she might be really tired. Pawly face started to blush, knowing that he must score big, even with a crazy night. He know he doesn't want to disturb her, but he figure that a quick morning kiss would hurt. Once he slowly removed the blanket, the sexy skunk he thought was sleeping in his bed, but instead his best friend Mher-Li was sleeping next to him. Pawly was shock to see Mher-Li in his bed, even though it wasn't the first time she sneak in his bed, but actually sleeping on it. Pawly was curious of how she got there, he tap her on the shoulder and see if she wake up.
Pawly Tigris: hey, Li, are you up yet?
Mher-Li: five more minutes’ mom, I nearly close getting laid with Tig.
Pawly Tigris: maybe you want to stop dreaming about me for a second, and wake up.
Mher-Li finally woken up, and notice that she was on Pawly bedroom.
Mher-Li: hold on, this isn't my bedroom. This place is way too clean to be mine.
Pawly Tigris: that because we're in my bedroom, Tig. Question is, how exactly we got here?
Mher-Li: I'm not sure, but give me a second to ... uh, Tig, why can't I move?
Pawly Tigris: what do you mean you can't move?
Mher-Li: I'm serious, Tig. I'm trying my best to move, but it feel like something sticking behind me.
Pawly think that Mher-Li was fooling around, and try to look to see what she was talking about. When he removed the blanket even further, he notice that his body was facing right behind Mher-Li rear end. Pawly blush a lot that he didn't notice that he was in front of her like that, especially when he notice that his stick was stuck in her butt. Pawly try to see to move it, but each time he try to move, it made Mher-Li feeling ticklish.
Mher-Li: easy, Tig, that tickle a lot.
Pawly Tigris: sorry, Li, but I think I'm sort of stuck. Can you try to move on your own?
Mher-Li: tried at least a couple of time, and it still doesn't work.
Pawly Tigris: but how in the world we got stuck like this in the first place?
Mher-Li: wait, I think I had an idea how. I remembered reading an article on 101 sex moves, and one of them had something to do with peanut butter.
Pawly Tigris: but don't you buy the super chunky with extra sticky taste.
Mher-Li: yup, and let just say when the peanut butter is super sticky *she try to move* it super sticky.
Pawly Tigris: great, so we sort of stuck her, until the stickiness from the peanut butter wore off.
Mher-Li: yeah, but the least the Bright side of all this.
Pawly Tigris: what that?
Mher-Li: I finally gotten laid by my best friend.
Pawly Tigris: well at least your happy about it. I'm still upset that my date with Lydia went downhill. One minute we were having a good night, then all that changed when she was drunk by your spike drinks, and sprayed us with her skunk.
Mher-Li: sort of weird that stuff does something weird to us, instead the other way around. But you shouldn't feel bad about it, Tig. Your date actually went good.
Pawly Tigris: how would you know?
Mher-Li: because she told me herself. After the spray incident and all three of us got into your place for fun. Lydia was able to get back to normal for a moment, and told me that she had a really great time with you.
Pawly Tigris: really! She had a good time?
Mher-Li: yeah, and she also left her cellphone number in your phone, hoping that you two go out together again.
Pawly Tigris: oh wow that awesome to hear that. I can't wait to give her a call later, and say thanks.
Mher-Li: that not all you need to say thank you.
Pawly Tigris: .... sigh, your right. Thank you, Li. Even though you tend to do things the most odd ways, you always help me out.
Mher-Li: hey, what are friends for. Now then, since we covered that part, we need to figure out how to get unstuck quick.
Pawly Tigris: why you in a hurry?
Mher-Li: I had too many drinks last night, and I really need to go.
Pawly Tigris: ..... Oh!
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I just didn`t wanted the story to come to an end while i was reading! It`s so cool! :D Had to laugh out hard at the peanut situation, you really got me there! XD
And the idea with Lydias "special mist" is great, i think i will add that feature to her character basics. :3 Reminds me a bit of Fifi La Fume (wich i am a huge fan of ^^`).
The ending of the story was beautiful as well! Thank you so much for this wonderful work Mr. Writer! :3
And the idea with Lydias "special mist" is great, i think i will add that feature to her character basics. :3 Reminds me a bit of Fifi La Fume (wich i am a huge fan of ^^`).
The ending of the story was beautiful as well! Thank you so much for this wonderful work Mr. Writer! :3
Hey it no problem at all. I'm just happy that you like the story a lot. There were some extra ideas I had in mind with the story. Like one idea where Lydia was drunk, and she was raising her butt. She would tip her tail a bit to show off the skull birth mark, which move it back and forth like a snake. The character you mention about Lydia "special mist" I did sound like her alot lol I mist that character, she was the most cute one in that show. And lol happy that peanut butter part at the end was funny. I had no clue where I got the idea from, but I guess it was something that Mher-Li would do in a sex situation.
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