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Species Kaiju / Giant Monster
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They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
[Sigwada:]
- Directed artificial microbursts with power equivalent to a 700 yield nuclear weapon.
- Capable of Mach 3 flight despite size and body shape.
- Vulnerable at close-range but is experienced at melee combat. Claws are extremely sharp, capable of slicing through 30 layers of steel.
- Capable of generating artificial hurricanes that can wipe out even a modern navy fleet.
- Highly vulnerable to directed-energy weapons and gravity-based weaponry.
[Godzilla:]
- Resistant to nuclear weapons, able to absorb radiation to heal.
- Possesses Atomic Breath, a highly radioactive stream of plasma capable of killing all forms of organic matter.
- Extremely sharps claws and teeth.
- Shrugs off even the strongest artillery and nearly all forms of directed-energy weaponry.
- Slow and lumbering on ground, vulnerable to being lifted off the ground by similar size opponents, but extremely quick while on the water.
- Directed artificial microbursts with power equivalent to a 700 yield nuclear weapon.
- Capable of Mach 3 flight despite size and body shape.
- Vulnerable at close-range but is experienced at melee combat. Claws are extremely sharp, capable of slicing through 30 layers of steel.
- Capable of generating artificial hurricanes that can wipe out even a modern navy fleet.
- Highly vulnerable to directed-energy weapons and gravity-based weaponry.
[Godzilla:]
- Resistant to nuclear weapons, able to absorb radiation to heal.
- Possesses Atomic Breath, a highly radioactive stream of plasma capable of killing all forms of organic matter.
- Extremely sharps claws and teeth.
- Shrugs off even the strongest artillery and nearly all forms of directed-energy weaponry.
- Slow and lumbering on ground, vulnerable to being lifted off the ground by similar size opponents, but extremely quick while on the water.
[Death Battle Analysis]
Godzilla, appropriately titled as the King of the Monsters, is the oldest, biggest, baddest, meanest and greatest motherfücker on the face of the Earth. Pummeling and dominating the shit out of other kaiju with his bare hands and nuclear-enhanced Atomic Breath. If you think you're unkillable, then you're. Dead. Fücking. Wrong.
Syranu was known as "Siren Head" in another universe. Existing since the cavemen, he has been luring, scaring, earraping and possibly eating the sh!t out of the poor bastards that encountered it. No-one knows how it became kaiju-sized, but some believe he became this way thanks to some jackass god.
Godzilla, appropriately titled as the King of the Monsters, is the oldest, biggest, baddest, meanest and greatest motherfücker on the face of the Earth. Pummeling and dominating the shit out of other kaiju with his bare hands and nuclear-enhanced Atomic Breath. If you think you're unkillable, then you're. Dead. Fücking. Wrong.
Syranu was known as "Siren Head" in another universe. Existing since the cavemen, he has been luring, scaring, earraping and possibly eating the sh!t out of the poor bastards that encountered it. No-one knows how it became kaiju-sized, but some believe he became this way thanks to some jackass god.
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