. . . is what I'm imagining Clark saying, here. Because I have trouble working on anything this vanilla unless I can make it dirty, somehow.

My cousin asked me to draw a picture of Batman and Superman for her 5 year-old son for Christmas, this year. This was the result. What she technically said, was "I don't care what it looks like, so long as he can tell they're Batman and Superman. Draw Batman and Superman doing whatever your characters usually do. . . "

Had I actually taken her at her word, of course. . . Batman would be bending Clark over the batmobile, with supersuits strewn about in disarray, and batjizz (because it's always 'bat' something something) painting Clark's shiny bum.

And don't even argue. Clark would SO be bitch.