spaceship shape as a hammer that's new

It's a strike ship.

You want me to put the hammer down!?



I see what you did their thou.

Stop! Hammer ship!

XD

BanSpaceHammer!

Hammer Time!

I bet everyone aboard that ship is hammered.

I know I am!(hic)

They're just looking for someone to nail....

Aren't we All?!

Now that's clever!

Reminds me of Pink Floyd~

Makes me think of 'Immigrant Song' by Led Zeppelin.

Wait until they run into the nail armada

Uh oh, Perturabo of the Iron Warriors has a new flagship...

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

XD nice work dude. You get an eye roll from me

Time to bring down the Hammer!

Not all that farfetched an idea, really.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/W28xxv

That is awesome!

Get your inspiration wherever you can.

You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss 3 bucks goodbye!

Beat me to it!

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that remembers the tagline ^.^

It was a hideous spoof of the movie - and I laughed myself silly when I saw it.

Did you see the similar spoof of "Close Encounters?"

No, but I'd love to if it's online :)

And I'll admit, I never watched the actual Hardware Wars until I was much older, but I still remember seeing the trailer on a TV show as a kid (likely within a collection of videos or commercials or something) - but that tag line has never been forgotten. ^.^

Seek, and ye shall find!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb3dUh9i6U

this brings a new meaning to the term "Hammer Space"

So THAT'S where they put everything!

You don't want to see what they keep in the cargo hold!

I think its on DVD now
need to get it

Watch out for the irons!

Also, if it had a cloaking device, would it operate using hammer space?

"Sledge! Little Sledge! Jack's boy!"

The wookie monster....was my favorite. And its funny I've been saying "May the Farce be with you" for years and nobody ever gets the reference. I guess it's nice to know I'm not the only old fart here!

Ham Salad and Chewchilla the Wookie Monster. Remember when Chewie went after the princess's buns?

LoL

"You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll kiss three bucks good-bye."

I think I have that video somewhere on an old HD. The tie fighter mock-up was pretty good.

Unfortunately that was just a little bit before my time (I was born at the tail end of the year after it came out), so Spaceballs is more my speed for Star Wars parodies. If I can find that on DVD cheap enough I might pick it up, though.

Oh yeah? Remember the Waffle Iron massive hatches clanging shut on their version of the Death Star? Still, the rotary egg beater getting blasted up still makes me chuckle.

LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4XPSZV7NA The classic Love it when The Wookie Monster goes after Princess Anne Droids buns

"Take it easy, kid- Its only a movie!"


It should be named either "USS MJOLNIR", or "USS JOHN HENRY".

Cause we're all just waiting for the hammer to fall.

-Badger-

"I'm proud to be an Obi Wan Kenobi" You did the lighting and so-forth very well:)

You're talking about Gallagher.

No problem. I remember him because he could be the twin brother of one of my cousins, and I ain't joking.

Hammerspace ?

Oh my god, this needs to be a show...NOW!

(facepalms) Why did you have to let me access that memory?

Every time I hear that phrase, I'm reminded of my number one most favorite anime show of all time, "Urusei Yatsura". (I'm still trying to figure out how Lum got all those hammers to hit Moroboshi with.)

You're a punny guy Eric. xD

Incoming Retcons! Arm the head-canons!
Full power to the Rhetoric Shields!

"But Basketball is a peaceful planet."

Now we need a pic of Arty Deco and 4Q2.


PS I wonder how often the crew section separates from the rest of the ship in this design.

Still a better design than the Enterprise.

M.C Hammer's song would go great for theme song, or when in battle the captain can say It's Tool Time!

Could be worse. It could have been a chain saw...

Hammerspace: Where every problem is just a nail."

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!

I'm reminded of a Pete Seeger song, about a love between brothers and sisters, all over this land...

Hardware Wars, eh

Making use of Hammerspace for FTL travel - but of course, it's the most easily accessible "sub-space". And the Toon Gods can't object if the spaceship is hammer-shaped. Perfect!

Captain Maxwell wants to recolor the hull silver.

Wonder if its big itself enough, or has a bigger brother thats a Star Hammer.

They call him Gabriel.

Angel Gabriel, blower of The Last Trumpet?

Nope.

Peter Gabriel.

Sledgehammer.

HEY! No Spoilers from Star Wars IX!!!!

I don't get this one.

Reminds me of the mothership from the old game HOMEWORLD! (cues choral version of "Adagio in Strings").

I love Hardware Wars and it has an important impact on a particular argument about Star Wars.

There's long been an argument about the scroll text (or non-existence of it) in Star Wars with a large number of people saying that it was added later, that the original that played in the theatres didn't have scrolling text.

Star Wars came out in '77. Hardware Wars came out in '78, the very next year.

Well, HW came out a year later and this parody *has* scrolling text. Why would the parody have scrolling text if the original didn't?

(By the way, love the hammer ship. I just have one question. If it's a troop transport, can it carry Hammer's Slammers?)