why is LJ the smallest from you 3...? XD

this was priginally gonna b an EEnE parody, but icouldnt remember the proper colors 4 the outfits xP

oh...XD i see ^^

Nice work :D

cool nice colors

Wtf is that supposed to be? The perspective and tonal range is appalling. You have no right to call yourself an artist you autistic retard. At least I'm qualified.

You know I honestly, don't waste my time with Epic fails such as yourself, but its time, I PWN your fucking, hypocritical, fake nazi, Hilter worshiping epic fail of life. First, off QUALIFIED?!! LOL, QUALIFIED! With authority? LOL! Look.... just BECAUSE you go to an apparent "Art School". doesn't mean two things
1.) That your a genius when it comes to art, and 2.) That you have any actual talent, which is proven, because apparently if you did, you wouldn't be WASTING your pathetic life, messing around with people, that are even more talented than yourself. Hell, I admit I'm not the best artist, but I'm still better than YOU. Get over it, get a life, MOVE ON. 3.) I know what your gonna say, "I'm spying on you, I know this and that about you, Pedophile, epic fail, ljtard, swamp-rat, man child, fur fag, HONESTLY, I don't give a steaming shit about your insults.

They became, old, tired and STALE. after hearing them 500 million TIMES. You know what your problem is? You're a hypocrite. And apparently, because I *mockingly* Hurt your little feelings, *END SARCASM* you do immature, ignorant shit like this, to try and make yourself look good. Whatever beef you have with us, get the fuck over it and move on. None of us give a steaming shit about your feeble, childish, ignorant attempts at REVENGE. Guess what? You have flamed and spammed my DA, for 3 months, and I got sick of it, and I made those videos on my LJRants account back then, telling you the truth. And you know what? You fucking deserved it, for attacking us, for just being on the person you HATE SO VERY MUCH'S SIDE. News flash kid. Life, is brutal, cold, unforgiven, and careless. If you expect the world to owe you something, you're wrong.

And you know what? NOBODY CARES THAT YOU THINK THE NAZIS SHOULD RETURN. Hilter was an epic fucking fail, and so are you. You are just a wannabe, and you calm you can one up me, by claiming you can make your own "Species like that." WELL, DO IT. Stop fucking trying to talk big, and treat everyone like there the fails of the internet when its highly apparent, YOU ARE. How many of us actually has the time to deal with you, its New Years Eve, and you are attacking my friends and fanbase because, you believe I'm fail. No, You're fail. You fail at life, you fail at trolling, you fail at EVERYTHING. That's why you're doing this, because I'm important, and your not. So, you wanna FEEL important by attacking people who are. You are a waste of life, get off of the internet, hang out with your friends, and more importantly, do us all a favor, AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.

YOUR MASTER HAS SPOKEN. Now, post this on ED, BITCH.

You know, I honestly don't waste my time with epic failures like yourselves. (Note the improved grammar and punctuation in that sentence compared to your counterpart?) The thing is though, I do. And I quite enjoy it. Let me, Lance, please assure you that you or in fact any of your inbred friends or family could not possibly hope to even attempt to "PWN" me - whatever the hell that means in geek-speak.

To begin, I'd like to assure yu that I know quite a bit more about art than yu, and, I possess quite a bit more talent also. I have spent two years of my life studying under a team of professional artists and have visited numerous galleries holding the works of some of the most esteemed people who have set the tone of art for our very own civilization; I assume you've heard of Picasso, Monet, Dali, Warhol, van Gogh, Klimt, Rubens and Renoir? Let me tell you your art does not resemble art, but instead resembles simple cartoon character sketches that a child may watch on a Saturday morning. Albeit you draw them badly and are uncreative with character attributes or backstory. You, Mr Jones, are certainly no artist. And if you were, you'd be a bad one. But you are not alone in being bad, your friends on FA including the sad old Nessy and Gregg join you in being shit. I am a genius when it comes to art, you are not. And, you say I have no talent? Well, that's a little presumptuous isn't it? You've barely seen any of my work and that which you have seen has been from years ago (such as what I had in my gallery on dA). Also, you've been drawing badly for years - with no improvement - whereas people like me and my friends improve and progress over time. I've only ever drawn for a few months at a time, you've been doing it for nearly a decade.

Oh, I'm so sorry LJ, I really didn't realise that that I'd caused you this much emotional stress. Let's think back, what have I done to you? Oh yeah, I drove you off dA, I made you lose a lot of friends, I isolated you from Paige, I terrorised you through your own phone and have been a constant reminder of how sad and terribly depressing your pathetic little life in the swamp really is. I'm sorry about that... But what have you done to me? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You've not terrorised me at all. You tried to make a few feeble videos, but what harm did they do: they made me cry with laughter at your delusional ranting.

And what's this? You say Hitler was a "fucking epic fail". He may have been evil, but he sure was not a failure. He killed 6 million Jews over around just seven years and acclompished his goal of a centrified Europe. He also killed many Negroids and Gypsies as well, so I'd watch your tongue, seeing as you draw your heritage from both.

Finally. You really cannot tell me to get a life. Reality call Lance, you're twenty-six years old and still live off your mother. You draw children's cartoons badly and are unemployed and have no qualifications. You're a waste of human life. What reason have you to live? I sure cannot see one.

Yours Sincerely,
You-know-who.

........HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH! WOW FAIL! XD Someone's got their PANTIES IN A BUNCH! XD You pissed off retard? How does it feel? *Mocking* Does it sting poor baby? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You know what, we're enjoying this too much. So, please continue. X3 Make yourself look even more dumb. And also, nice using all bolds. I'm really frightened. And as for mom, she horribly PWNED you in an audio days ago, which I will be happily upload to YT in the future.

But whatever. Unlike you, we have a life, so whatever, I have stuff to get to. Thanks for this, it just showed me your no real threat whatsoever. Just a pussy, making threats behind his mother's computer screen.

That is all, YOU MASTER HAS SPOKEN! PUSSY. X3

agreed and 1 more thing: cartoons are considered "art" too C:

Genuis? FAIL. X3

You don't waste your time with 'epic failures such as them?'
You seem to waste quite a LOT of time pestering them. =/

Also, cartoons are artwork. What they draw is artwork.
For someone with so much talent, you really don't show it. Why don't you go post some, hm? Or are you actually not as good as you say you are?

Haha, a GENIUS at art? xD Are ya fucking kidding me? You think you're so smart about art, yet you don't even know that cartoons are art?

Anyways, I agree with the Hitler thing. xp He was great at speech writing, he gained control of so many places, etcetc. It's a shame he used his power and talent to kill so many people. e_e'

Anyways, he can still tell you to get a life.
You waste so much time harassing people instead of doing something worthwhile.
What does anyone gain from any of this? Does it make you feel special, pesterin some people?

Also, LJ has reasons to live.
He enjoys drawing. He can continue to let his characters live through artwork.
He has friends, whom he makes happy.
He's a nice guy. He doesn't go spending his freetime trolling people.

if you'r so much of a art wiz, how come you have to steal outher people's art and make it you'r av, and why do you have to throw away you'r new years just trooling us instead of going out and partying? all you can think of is fucking with us (and you'r cat) and you'r ED articals suck, evin trolls think you suck, so in yo face! yeah, i'm a loser, but atleast i don't go around looking for someone online to pick on cause i'm everyone's bitch in rl. may god have mercy on you'r soul

let's see the bullshit reply you got for this!

Qualified? How are you qualified?


And since when do you have to be 'qualified' to be an artist?

Anyways, for an artist, you don't really seem to post any artwork...