He Rawk
He Hawk
But most importantly
He squawk~

He could get away with riding on his reputation (and dirty fighting), and got a liiittle chonk. And then someone even more chonk came along and whipped him in front of his own fans. And ever since his old manager "had to retire", his training had to change. And he had to actually train. His endurance was his biggest weak spot. But his new trainer was more than happy to pull a few strings to get a new and specialized advanced training machine. Just sit there and it'll do all the work for you! Trains reflexes, stamina, and stage voice all at once. Three times a day for the next few weeks and he'll be ready for the grudge match.



Alright, finally getting some Paper Mario coming. If you're wondering why I'm doing May's them in June, then refer to my previous post, I'll explain it all there. More to come, got a few more almost ready to rumble too.