Have you heard of that band before?
You know the one that uses all those weird chords
I swear I've heard of that band before
it's the only one that can remember all their words,
all their words.

Have you gone to see that band before?
The singer always looks like he's really bored.
They're not bad, but honestly - I want more.
I can never find any of their albums in the store,
in the store.

Don't they seem a little weird?
But I don't think they're all there.
If they got big, I know they'd sell,
But I'm not sure they really care, because

I'm in that band.
We buy secondhand to fight the man.
I'm in that band, I'm in that band -
We could use a few more fans, a few more fans.

Did you know that the guy from that band,
he still works, he still works at Funcoland,
Don't you think they look kind of funny for a band?
Honestly, who would use a Winnebago for a van?

I saw that band on the cover of the "Free Press,"
The singer said, he was gay - look at him, his hair's a mess.
He's kind of fat for a fat kid, I guess.
I'd love to meet him,love to meet him in the flesh, in the flesh!

Well, I don't wanna be too blunt, but they always look so stoned.
I've got two tickets, wanna go? (I don't wanna go)
Well, I'm sure they put on a killer show, I know, I know -

'Cause I'm in that band, I'm in that band,
We're not that good, but not that bad.
I'm in that band, I'm in that band.
We're not a hipster band, aren't you glad?

I'm in that band, I'm in that band
I'm in that band, I'm in that band
I'm in that banned, I'm in that band


drums / guitar / vocals - Friar

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