By request, of someone who dearly wants to try lending their voice to LaserWolf - that's the only reason I'm uploading this one! And I'll even throw in the lyrics... which are still draft lyrics and should probably be tightened up and made more sensical soon.

I will definitely fave anyone brave enough to upload their own voices laid over this one!

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LASERWOLF:

A brand new commission!
A gift for the ages!
A fresh new wallpaper
for all my webpages!

ADAM:

Uh, dude, try to dial down the "hakuna matata" thing.

LASERWOLF:

Okay... but I'll need all my usual visual hooks;
my fine laser pistol and roguish good looks!

ADAM:

Anthro?

LASERWOLF:

Yeah - grey timber wolf with purple highlights and pink mohawk... the usual.

ADAM:

Okay, um... no tentacles, no wings?

LASERWOLF:

Nah. That's overdone. But... can't you see me in a cape?
A REALLY STYLISH CAPE
THAT FLAPS IN THE WIND LIKE A BIG BLACK FLAG
MY PERSONAL TASTE IS DOWN TO THE WAIST
I GOTTA LEAVE ROOM FOR MY TAIL TO WAG
'CAUSE I'M GONNA LOOK SO DAMN COOL
I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MY GLEE
THIS COMMISSION'S GONNA SHOW THE WORLD THE VERY BEST SIDE OF ME

ADAM:

That is the idea.

LASERWOLF:

Now whaddya think about some shoes?
SOME FANCY SPLIT-TOED SHOES
THE KIND THAT NEVER SEEM TO GO OUT OF STYLE
TO HIDE ALL THE FLAWS IN MY HIND PAW CLAWS...
...on second thought, a manicure could fix it...
...SO I'LL STOMP AROUND BAREFOOT AND FREE
IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO LEAVE SOME TRACKS
THIS COMMISSION WILL PROMOTE A GREATER CONCEPT OF WOLF TO THE MAX
...and now, let's talk about the gun.

ADAM:

The gun!

LASERWOLF:

My trusty laser gun...
my glowing red weapon, quick to respond
Be sure to supply a glint in my eye
and pose me with the thing like I'm James freakin' Bond!
THIS IS TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK
I'M GONNA SET YOUR REACTION TO STUN
THIS COMMISSION IS KICKING ASS!

ADAM:

But it's not yet done!

LASERWOLF:

No?

ADAM:

It needs a cameo.

LASERWOLF:

Oh?!

ADAM:

Yeah, down here in the corner... Julie Bunny, with a speech balloon... "LaserWolf is the coolest member of the Julie Bunny Crimefighters' Club, ever... ever... ever!"

LASERWOLF:

(tiny delighted gasp)
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE,
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!
DO WANT, DO WANT, O-M-G, DO WANT!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE
LET ME TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE
THIS COMMISSION HAS MADE ME THE LUCKIEST WOLF ALIVE!
(howl)
...you will upload this to Fur Propensity so i can fave it, right?

ADAM:

No problem.