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Iiiiiii'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack! :D
And, let's see in no short order, this year we got:
-Scarf
-Superhero Boxers
-Candy (Tolberone, M&Ms)
-Itty Bitty Box of Toothpaste
-Cologne
-3 different kinds of Deodorant
-2 "Pearls Before Swine" books
-NEW FUCKING SKI BOOTS!!!
And, let's see in no short order, this year we got:
-Scarf
-Superhero Boxers
-Candy (Tolberone, M&Ms)
-Itty Bitty Box of Toothpaste
-Cologne
-3 different kinds of Deodorant
-2 "Pearls Before Swine" books
-NEW FUCKING SKI BOOTS!!!
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You are now dubbed, Capn. AwesomePants!
Also, I hope the fact that you received 3 different kinds of deodorant isn't some sort of covert message/signal those near to you are trying to send. >.>;; But I doubt it. ^^
I've never head of Pearls before Swine. o3o
NEW FUCKING SKI BOOTS, YES!! ...but aren't they a bit clunky to get into bed with? ;D
Also, I hope the fact that you received 3 different kinds of deodorant isn't some sort of covert message/signal those near to you are trying to send. >.>;; But I doubt it. ^^
I've never head of Pearls before Swine. o3o
NEW FUCKING SKI BOOTS, YES!! ...but aren't they a bit clunky to get into bed with? ;D
WOOHOO! *flies off to incompetently fight crime*
Also, Pearls Before Swine is an awesome daily strip... lousily drawn, but delightfully depraved and twisted. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2kyZmSvDu.....oreSwine02.JPG
And finally, yes, but these ski boots are so awesome and comfortable, I haven't taken them off in days. The fact that I had nightmares one night and instinctively kicked out and broke a hole right into the wall is insignificant next to their glory. (Besides, most people like it when I bring some hardware into bed with me.) :)
Also, Pearls Before Swine is an awesome daily strip... lousily drawn, but delightfully depraved and twisted. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2kyZmSvDu.....oreSwine02.JPG
And finally, yes, but these ski boots are so awesome and comfortable, I haven't taken them off in days. The fact that I had nightmares one night and instinctively kicked out and broke a hole right into the wall is insignificant next to their glory. (Besides, most people like it when I bring some hardware into bed with me.) :)
Thanks! And... thanks. *blush*
I consider it a high compliment that adorning my loins with Spider-Man and the Hulk is still not preferable to Bioxz au naturel! (Although there is that wall socket between my legs, making it somewhat precarious for me to let it all hang out.)
I consider it a high compliment that adorning my loins with Spider-Man and the Hulk is still not preferable to Bioxz au naturel! (Although there is that wall socket between my legs, making it somewhat precarious for me to let it all hang out.)
What? What is it?
What does this thing even look like, anyways? I never actually looked at it before I... *turns around*
AUUGH! AUUUGH! AUUUGH! http://cache.io9.com/assets/resourc.....nieblowsup.jpg
What does this thing even look like, anyways? I never actually looked at it before I... *turns around*
AUUGH! AUUUGH! AUUUGH! http://cache.io9.com/assets/resourc.....nieblowsup.jpg
Weeeeeelllll, if I got to pick my own theme song, I'd hire the guy who wrote this to adapt it for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TLto-nKfU (Too bad "Bioxz" doesn't rhyme with "immer")
If the song were to actually reflect my superheroic competence, it would probably go more along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
Oh, sure! Rockets, skiis, smoke screens, GPS navigation... plus some ice skates can pop out, too, just in case a theoretical with the Christmas villain can only be settled with some really gay figure skating.
Failing at that... well, they're big and heavy, so I can just use them to kick his teeth in.
Failing at that... well, they're big and heavy, so I can just use them to kick his teeth in.
Wot?! No plaited treasure-trail?
Best. Superhero. Ever. Haaaaaaaayelp! My kitty kat is stuck up a tree, wont some incompetent superhero come rescue him? Her? It? And, well, there isn't actually a cat. And I might have been lying about the tree. And yes, that is porn playing on the TV.... and yes, that is romantic candles and an open bottle of wine...
BOW CHICKA WOW WOOOOOOOOW...
Best. Superhero. Ever. Haaaaaaaayelp! My kitty kat is stuck up a tree, wont some incompetent superhero come rescue him? Her? It? And, well, there isn't actually a cat. And I might have been lying about the tree. And yes, that is porn playing on the TV.... and yes, that is romantic candles and an open bottle of wine...
BOW CHICKA WOW WOOOOOOOOW...
Of course no plaited treasure-trail, fool! If I were to run around at night with that, then everybody would know my secret identity as... um... ah... I mean, what plaited treasure-trail? Why on earth would you assume that I have one, random citizen that I've never met before today?
Wait, what's that? There are terrible grunting noises coming from inside your home! Some hooligans must have broke in! Don't worry sir! I'll save you! *rushes in*
What? Oh no! Fine alcoholic beverages! My one weakness! *sits down, pours a glass* How did you know you know??
Wait, what's that? There are terrible grunting noises coming from inside your home! Some hooligans must have broke in! Don't worry sir! I'll save you! *rushes in*
What? Oh no! Fine alcoholic beverages! My one weakness! *sits down, pours a glass* How did you know you know??
So, Mr. Superhero, why don't take off your pants and make yourself more comfortable?
Heh, your working out has really done wonders. Everyone's been saying it, but let me reiterate - mighty fine! And I would SO love to plait your treasure trail. Well, it would be fun trying, anyway!
Heh, your working out has really done wonders. Everyone's been saying it, but let me reiterate - mighty fine! And I would SO love to plait your treasure trail. Well, it would be fun trying, anyway!
Aw, thanks! I'm in the same boat, where the few comics I still like since the demise of C&H are the newer ones, like Zits, Get Fuzzy, and Lio. (And meanwhile, For Better or For Worse just refuses to die!!)
And it WOULD be a real funny story if I told you I spent half an hour arguing with a friend, trying to get this shot just right after taking dozens of pictures, right?? xD Well, sorry. This was taken with a propped up camera on a 10 second timer. :P Sorry to ruin the magic.
never thought the artost would be this hot :p
Love med-sized you, you're mad and hot, for sure ♥
or you're reading too much Captain Astro?
Love med-sized you, you're mad and hot, for sure ♥
or you're reading too much Captain Astro?
Hey, man, don't make me blush! Blushing superheroes can't intimidate supervillains! (Then again, what I'm wearing right now wouldn't intimidate anybody.)
And no, 'fraid Captain Astro ain't responsible for this. Rather, it can be pinned on the good, clean fun of the Professional Wrestling circuit. (Suck on THAT, James Hellwig!) xD
And no, 'fraid Captain Astro ain't responsible for this. Rather, it can be pinned on the good, clean fun of the Professional Wrestling circuit. (Suck on THAT, James Hellwig!) xD
Hey, a mixer is good. That way, you can blend your Tolberones and your M&Ms together into some super sweet and chocolately blend that'll give you the power you finally need to right crime and shred the slopes! :)
... that, or go into a diabetic coma. Whatever comes first. :P
... that, or go into a diabetic coma. Whatever comes first. :P
Awwwww, well thanks! Mighty good of you. Yes sir, mighty good...
*Visits you in the night with a dark trenchcoat: Here's a list of the places I'll be eating dinner for the next week. Tip off your teenybopper army and the paparazzi. If they ask any questions, just tell them I'm Sam Worthington under an assumed name.
*Visits you in the night with a dark trenchcoat: Here's a list of the places I'll be eating dinner for the next week. Tip off your teenybopper army and the paparazzi. If they ask any questions, just tell them I'm Sam Worthington under an assumed name.
I dunno about before, but with two of them being Old Spice, and one of them being a natural, herb-based one, I kinda smell like KFC, now. :P
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... herbs and... spices? Ha ha? http://instantrimshot.com/
*Shrinks away*
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... herbs and... spices? Ha ha? http://instantrimshot.com/
*Shrinks away*
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