Card: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before!
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin' her ass worse than before!
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture!

Komabeat: Agh!

Card: It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding!
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Alphys said..
Nothing, you idiots!
Alphys's dead, she's locked in my basement!

Electronyan: Ha!

Card: Arachnevil said
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Cardis Yukan, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who,
Yeah, but he's so cute though."

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose...
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms!

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is!
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade!
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals-
Well, some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes!
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope!

Komabeat: Bleeeeh!

Card: But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote!
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes!

Will Dimentio don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records?
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me!


Glaunia asked
"But Card, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Everfore?

Shit, Spyke better switch me chairs!
So I can sit next to Pearl & Marina
and hear 'em argue over who won the Splatfest first!
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV!
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Darrell, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD!
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups!
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you!

And there's a million of us just like me!
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me,
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you!
things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room!
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all!
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all!
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it, I just shit it!

Better than 90% of you rappers out can!
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person near the Squid Sisters flirting~

And every single person is a bad boy lurking!
I could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings!
Or I could be in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
with my windows down and my system up!


( Alphys belongs to Toby Fox )

( Arachnevil & Everfore belong to Yo-kai Watch )

( Dimentio, Spyke, Pearl, Marina, Marie & Callie belong to Nintendo )