Name: Pidgeotto
Number: 17
Designation: The Bird Pokemon

"Eventually, I woke up from my restless sleep, drenched in sweat. The rancid shit on top of me had slowly hardened, and proved difficult to remove. The infernal Scolipede was nowhere to be seen, but I didn't let my guard down. After getting out from under the massive shit, I started walking out of the cave. Luckily, the other Pokemon seemed to have left, as well. I reached the cave opening rather quickly, and blinked in the daylight. By the position of the sun, I estimated that it was noon. As I looked around, a loud caw filled the air. Looking to the source of the noise, I saw a Pidgeotto. I briefly wondered if birds could fart, before it landed on my head. It's claws dug into my scalp, before it loud out a loud fart. It cawed again, and flew off, leaving the smell of birdshit behind."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  nihon24.