A busty death

A good way to go out.

Actually it is, nobody plays it anymore.

A lot of people misuse the word "chivalry." I looked up the code of chivalry. There's only one part in there about respecting women. The rest of it is medieval battle etiquette. A week ago, I didn't hold the door open for a lady and she said, "I guess chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to physical combat. Turns out I'm the better jouster. Chivalry is alive. But that woman is dead.
- Brett Druck