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"Any of you kids seen a pink... I wanna say vinyl purse somewhere around here? Dyin' to get my cigarettes."
(... and porkchop sandwiches)
(... and porkchop sandwiches)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
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It started in 1964 as basically "'Murica: The Toy", sort of like a Barbie for boys who could be any military unit the child envisioned him as. They moved away from that in the 70s because "'Murica" wasn't a family-friendly message in the days of the Vietnam war.
Then came the 80s, and they re-invented "G.I. Joe" as a full military squad instead of one person, and turned it into "'Murica FUCK YEAH: The Franchise", which it still is, kind of. It has been difficult to maintain that status since, for reasons that are probably obvious.
Then came the 80s, and they re-invented "G.I. Joe" as a full military squad instead of one person, and turned it into "'Murica FUCK YEAH: The Franchise", which it still is, kind of. It has been difficult to maintain that status since, for reasons that are probably obvious.
In addition to what others said, the description and many of the comments are referencing the set of videos made parodying the Public Service Announcement clips at the end of episodes, where the characters would give some sort of lesson on life (like "don't play around in construction areas because they can be dangerous").
The parodies are on YouTube, here's one playlist I found. They don't require any knowledge of the cartoon to get beyond what's been said, I think. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li.....3B29A90BB9C2FF
The parodies are on YouTube, here's one playlist I found. They don't require any knowledge of the cartoon to get beyond what's been said, I think. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li.....3B29A90BB9C2FF
"Quick, look at the door, Toomy!"
"huhh, a huuuh huuuh?!"
o̤̩̼͞ẖ̸̭͕ẉ̫͓͎̠́a̫̣͇͞i̡̫̹̥̙͓̮͎̘̕ ̶̧͚͎̕z̵̨̛͉͍̫͎̠̞ͅe̗̦͢m̶̠͓̻̼̬̞̭̫̙o̷̢̝̰̟̖̜w̵̛̙̜̹̱̼̯ ͍͎͠ḇ̵̨̰͙̲̼͚o̢̡͚̰̳̜̞ ̴̡͓d͔̗̩͉̼͠ơ̵̻̱̳̗̪̹̬ͅ ̡͇̬͎̲̝̹͠m̪̟̻̺ͅé̬̬̟̗̞͚̙͈̹͢ ̛̜̜̰ò̸̹͙̼̣͍͍̕h̲̥͎̩́w͔̗̜̩̼a̳̫̭͕̦͈̩͙͟i͍̜͚̖͟͜ ̙̻̹̣͠͝͠z̟̙̣̥͡ḛ̖̻̠̰̬̝m҉̠̺̪̕o̥̱͔͎̤̯w̡͠͏̬͓̬̣ ̛̳̟͍̯̺b̦́o̷̫̻͕̥ ͕͉͚̭̲̪͖d̞̺̜͕͉́́o̢͚̥̪͚̩͕̘͈ ͓̫͚͡ͅm͍̟̕ẹ͘ ̢̹͕̖̟͓͉͜ó̡̹͠ͅh͏̴͍͍͙̯w̴̗̺͙͎ą̼̘̳̻͔̗͍̩́i͇ ̦̰̲̮̱͞ź̜̤̪̱͙̹̟̙͠ͅe̶̤̦̹͚̗͇̘͘͘m̧̼̠̩̯ͅo҉̣͡w̸̛̜̪͍̲̼̟͙ͅ ̨͉̞͍̹̟̬̫̤ͅb̯͎̘́͡o̷̶͚̩̜͍̹̼͍͢ͅ ͙̝͔̪̩̱̣̪͟͟d̴̡͈̜̗̕ͅǫ̛̺̭̱̺͓̭̳̼ ̹̣͇͢m̮̞̤e͟͏̝͍̰̤̙̯ ̛̱̼͢o̯̹̩̱͈̫͕͞h̰̤̰͔w̵̭̹͔͉̟͉̙̘͞a̢͚̳̼̪͕͎͙̭i̵̶̬̠͚ ̵̨̻̟̳͉͓̙z҉̸̳̞̗ḙ͎̥̪̝̘͇͝m̹͉̺̟̗͔͜ò͖̼w͍̮̹͖ͅ ̠̺͕̜̬͈͙b͈͙͍̬̭̠̥̻͡͝ó̮̦͚̖̤ ͍̘̖̳͕̬̖d̹̟͠o̡̱͉̙ ̣̘̫̘͠m͙̪͇̮̫͉̀͠è͓̭̲͉̘͘̕ ̶̢̩͖͘ơ̱͓̱͟͢h̡̦̮̝̥̲ẃ̳̼̤̞͢a̛͇ͅi͏͍̖̲̹̩͍̪̪ ̼͢z͉͇̪e̥̰̘̤̭̘͔͔͢m̲̲̹̞͚̣̹͈̤o͔͙̖̪̦͉͠ͅw̲̥̹̻̯ ͏̹̪ͅb̲̠̫̟̮̦͈o̪̺̰͚͓͖͇̟̼͞ ̶̭̳̤̕d̼̬̱̯̩o҉̠̭̞͉̬̬̹̬̕ ̶͔̀m҉̥̜̮ę̢͙̱̦̠̤̱̙̼̠ ̷̡̬̟͓̗̙ͅó͚̦̤̭̮͝h̢̥͞w͜͏͈͙̥̙̯̗̼a̹̞͓͎̮̳̤͠i̫̘͙̣͖ ̼̖͖͇z̟̩̙͘̕͢e̟̬̘̱̠͙̳̲͙͞m̸̺͈̭͍̺̠o̴̢͈̥͝w̵̬͇̺̩
͚̳̗̰̙͢b̷̤̻̘͇͠ͅo̺̭͈̝̼ ̨̮̳̦̹͉͞d̝̭̦̩͖̖̟̜͠͝o̤͇̺̺̤̥̯ ̵̳̭͉̗͓̲̘̹͞m̸̡̫̺͈̠͇͖̣̯̗̀ę͓̝̣ ̸͡͏̹̙̦̘̻o͇͓̺̳͡͞h͏͎̬̤̹̹̤w̢̛͇̣̤̣̫̫̩a̗͠i̫̹̥̬͎͉̫ ̫̼z͚̙͚̬e̞̳m̸̲̖̟̗ó̱͙͓͙̺̖͔͞ͅͅw̥̪̦̘̝̟͠͝͡ ̭̫͓̮̥̘̱̯̀b҉̷̢̙o̠̙̱͓̯̣͔͢ ͓̦̪͇͡dͅo͙̬̕̕ ̠̣͖̳͎̝ͅm̷̡͕̗̦̩̗̰͔͘e̡͝͏̱̤͎̮ ̵̡͏͇͖͔̠o͓̰̮̥h̯͉̻̖̤͘͠w̮̖ą̞̥̺̣͉͓̱͔͙i̠̳̱̗ͅ ҉̥̜z̢̟͕͕̘e̗̭̝̩̩̗̙͖͝m̹̱͖͔̠̰͘͜o̵̧̘̻̬̬w̛̼̩͙͎̺ ̹͡b̷̧̟̲̬̤̘̩ó̵̖̗̺̬̻̗̗͔ ̧̭͙̮̰̪̪̙d̢̪̱̀o͍͠ ̣͞m҉̢̖͈̝̖͙͠ͅẹ̸̻͍̥̖̝̘͈͜ͅ ̧̠͖͟ọ̶͞ẖ͚͔͉̲̞ͅw̟͇͚̤͓̜̻̬̕͜a̷̯̻͍̲̼͟ͅi̡͎̰̟͓̘̕͡ ͉͍͉̪z̛̛͈͈̲̗̳̠e̪̬͙̣̭̗̻̤̻m̰̥̪̣̜ơ̖̳͍̰͝w̶̵͙̦̘͡ ͙͈͙̖͙̪b҉̴̢̠̫͙o̫͖̫ ̲͍͍̩͎͞d̸͈̭̯̗̘̱̟͖͞o̡͔̼̯̙̤̟͉ͅ ̨͕̱̖̭͓̝̮ͅm̯̪̜̣̳̥̟͞e̡̨̹̺̰̲͞ ̵̴͇̞͓̝̬̼̞ͅͅo͙h͏̮w̸̶͓á̯̦͖ͅͅi҉͚͙͎͈͚̭̱ͅ ̭͙̙̝̳̻̻̣̟ź͔̝e̤̼̘͝ḿ̠͇̯̜̣͈̬̝͡o̰̺̱w͎̣̳͚̱̗̣ͅ ̨̩͓͖̳͔̕b҉̶̻̤͓̣̻͙͠ơ̝̳̪̰͍͎̙̳ ̣͙̥͠d͖̮͍̹̻̜͓o̷̜̮̫̝̕ ̟̼̪͇͙͚̟̝̜͟͟m̘͇͘e̛҉͔̼ ̶̨̣͉̠̖̦̖͈͡ͅò͕͔̳̗͈͕̠̥͝h͏̡̻̫̘̗̫̩w̥͔͞͝a̴̷̬̰̘̼̖i̸̻͓̫̲͖͟ ͈̭̥̦̺͙̗͕͠z̞̜e̵̡̥͚̩̥m̡̫o̡̦͚͓͓̯ͅw̗̞̞̗̙̝͔͟ ̸̭̭̰̞̟͟b̯́͘͜ͅo̶̹̖ ̧̧̫͖͕̮̥͚̯̩̦d̨̳͈̦͙̤o̲͔̖̲ ́҉̼͇m̧̺̫͉̳̠͎e҉̸̫̘͉̰̙̠͕͜ ̲͍͡
ò̦̼͎̻̫͍̭h̴͔͟w̷̢͓̬̺̲̥a̷̞͍̤̜͢i̵̝̯̜ ̷̡̢̮z҉̗̰̜͈e͙̙͈̮̩̪̯̱͟͟m̤͕̮̯̣̟͓͓o͉͉̥̟͉͓͡w̧̼̘̫̘ ̯̻͎̟̪͢b̢̡̮̦̜̤̺̻̀ͅơ̡̼̪̘̪͔ ̨̺̕d̡̯̬͔̺̻̰̟ͅo̥͔̬͔ ̗͔m͎͉̩͚̱̪̀͜e͏͇̳̜o̢͈̘̭ͅͅh̶̸̼͙͍w̧͎̥͠a̛͉̳͇̦͔̻ͅi̧͓̪̭̟̗͍̖̖ ̥͍̦̼̫͜z̖͎̫e͖͓͉͇̯͖ͅm̧̙̤̲̱͙͔̕ͅọ̡͙̻̝͍̝̰̙̀͜ẃ̸̧̩͔̙̭̞̼ ̷̷̰̤́b͎͎o̧͏̴̗̠̜ ̶͙̦͓̥̦̺̘̩͕͜d̯̘̜̻͔̦̻͜o̺͚̩̩͡͠ ̸̻̠̼͍̱͝m̬͈͞e̶͈͇̞̭͡ ̨̪̟̫̥o͖̮̤̬̩̙h̛̬̦̭͍̰̞̖̝͢ẁ̻̜̕a̡̬̫̲̖̼͡ì̳̝̟̮̗͚͢ ͞͏͔̬̠̹̳̯z̛̪̻̰̺͉̹̞͞e̡̢̻̫̦̟̞̲͡m̻̘̤̮̗̞͢ͅo̷̵̤̗̼͚̯ͅͅw̝̘̗̫ ̵̮͎͓̻̭̖͔̳̩͜b̳̭͕̞̩̗̮o̡̨͇̦̼̩̹͇̦͡ ̭͇̻̦̺̻d̠̮͇͢ò͖̞̱͈́͡ ̷̘̟͈́̕m̡̢̻̭̗̭̫͕̟e̡̟̮̘ ̶͇͕͙̦͇͢ͅo̬͙̫̼̼̞̻̕h̺͎̻͕w̵̳̥̬̠̯͟a̴̢͈͖̳̞̩̻i͚͔̯̲̲͜ ̟͉̬̯̀͝ͅz̨̯͖̙̫̘͖̞͕͟e͕͈̟̺̭̰͖̯m̸͏̼͉̞̭̘͇o̴͝҉͉̲͈̹͓̫̘̰w̧͔͈ ̴̙̬̰ͅb̡̙̺̲̟͟͢o҉͚͇͇̩̖ ̸̗̰͇͇̜̺͖́͘d̸̰͍̀o̬̙̗̺̲̝̳ ̙͍̯̟̝̮̦͕m̢̨̦͚̗͙̟̣̝͠e͉̥̱͚ ̫̻̖̪̼̭̮̕ͅo̢̦h͕͈̕w͉͚̝̭̜̜̤̼ḁ̠͖̪͓̘̫̭͞͞i͏͙̻̝̞͕̬͕ ̸̘̫̲̤͖̹͡͝ź͙̹̟̲́e͏̥̲̩̼̲͙̝͕̯̀m̳̹̣̱̟̟o͏̯͖̤̬͓̞w̭̜͕̱͓̳ͅ ̛͖̼͖̝͇̻̠b҉͝҉̗͍ò̴̯̳̹̟ ̶̴̳̤͞ḑ̵̫͚͎͔̞̹̹͈ǫ̩̕ ͎̹͈̭̜̫͢͜ͅm҉̵̩̣ȩ̢̞̩̼͙̰ ͕͕̘̬̩́o̧̘͖̱̟͡h͏̩̰́͝ẁ̧̺͖̼a͇̜͜ì̷̬̤̙ ҉̸̫̫̳̩͝ͅz̸͏̝͕ȩ̧̪̻̟͓̘m̢̨̼̟͓̱̲̹͞ò̷͙̭͍̲̰̼̝̣͙w̞̟̬͚
̷̰̤b͜҉̲͉̖̱̣̦̩o͚̗̘̝̼̼̱̕͞ ͟҉̡̝̞̺͓d̶͟͏̰͍͓͓̘̘ó̧͔͍̭̥̠͝ ̛̲͈͢m̶̺̝̖̞͘e̷̤͕̲̕ͅ ̭̺̱͓͎͈͠͡͠o̶͠͏̬̗̗̬̱̥̺̹̟h̦̺͉͎͞w̗͕̮̹̙̖͈͍̠͡͡á̶̢͍͚͎̯̖̖͎i̲͎ ̡͙̘̗̠z̰̜̻̭͚ͅͅe͢҉̯͖͕̻͕m̧̗̘̘̝̩̗͚ͅo̢̪̫̝̬̫͡ẉ͔̫͕͚̼͚̩̬ ̴͈̗̖̪͔͖ͅͅb̷̫͓̕o̶̺̼͓̼̬̝͍̪̕͞ ̠̣̭͉̬̝̫̗d̺̣̥̰͙̲o̬̮̤̗͎̰̤͜ ̶̡͖̰̝͕̱̟̙̫͢m̺͙̜̤͜͞e͘͘҉͈̞͍̦͇̘͙o̤͡h̷҉̛̼̯͖͓͖͕̺̭͕w̘͚̝̺̘a͠҉̞͙͙̟͖̗̜í̟̝̦̱́͠ ̮͙̫̜̦͕͢z̶̪̤̳̬͚̭e̛̠͚͚̪̪̗̮͟m̰͍̲̮̰͔o͡͏̮̗̮͔͍̲̻w̴̤͔̪͘ ͏̝̘̬̩̘b̧̜͖̜̘̕o̵̧͎͎̤̻͖ ̱̬̤̙̞́d̜͕͢o̦͇̭͍̖̪̣ ̟̘͟m҉̹͎̞̻̼̜̫̤͕e̛̩̖͍͖̮̠ ҉͍̩̠̠̞̤̗̹o̴̼h͕͚̲̬̬̥̤͇̕͞w҉҉͙̼͈͈̹̜͚a̵̧̪̹͉̫̘̤ͅi̦͖ ̼̠̬͡z̭̘̯̙̯̩͍̖e̡̥̖͞m̘͓̫̙͇̫̞͘o̡͚ẁ̡̘̩̲͉͟ ̛͖͖̗͇͢͠b̺̠̫͟o҉͙͍͕̻͙́͞ ̢̦͟d̨͏̜̹̗͔͙o̶҉͇̱̝̟ ̲̟͈̹̻̳̙̳̳͝m̸̵̨̠͈̞̠̱̦͉̯e̘̫̣͠͡ ̛̭͔̝͔͡o̥̼͘h̯̙͘w̞̱̝̠͠ą͉͚̦̤i̛͇̠͝ ͕̮͕͢z̷̼̪̤͉̺e̵̡̢̠͉͔m҉͕̭̪̫͍̯o͖̹w̵̻ͅ ̡̖̠̣͚͢b̵̛̗̻̖̼o̴̢͓͈̤̩̼ͅ ̛̞̣̝̖͈̳̝͍͡d̴͖̻̬̗̼́̀o͏̸͕͙̣̯ ̟̣̝͈̼̼m͓̟̗̦̝͠e҉̷͖̯͉̣͇̱ ̨͏̭̪͕o̜̬͚͕̥͈h̵̦͖̦͈w̼̼̼̼̰̕̕á̴̢̞i̷̛̳͙̙͎̹͚̪͠ ͖̰͍̖̪̮̭͠z̵̲̹̬̣̱̮͙͇e̙͚̞̫̲̕͜͝m̲̘͇͟͢ͅo̞͔w̡̳͙̣͘ ͖̙͇͞b͈͎͙͚̠o͠҉̭̱̳͡ ͇̦̞͕̖̖͍̹͚d҉̛̭̹͖͈̰̖̬̳͍͞o͖͓̝͕̤̖͇͞ ̮̗͓͔̹̣̱ḿ̵̴̼̮ẹ̱̦̱͡ ̶̜͎͎̜̘̼̠̹̀o̘͔̼̪̹͔̳h͉́͘͠
w̢̤͉͔̘͕ą̢̛̭̭͕͓̺̣i̢̤͔͈̼͙̣͓͙̫͝ ̵̲̪́z̰̲͎e̥̘͎͙̥̱͎͙͔͜m̸̖̰̼o͙̯̰w͏̞̙ ̲̞͔͚̝͟b̡̙͍o̹͓̻͓͇͉͡͡ ̣̻͞d̵̡̼̖̻̺̹̱ͅọ̝ ̴̬̖̣̝̬m̝̲̘̲̼̼͈͢e̳͇̠͖ ͍̯͔̀̕͜ͅo̴͙͔̱͈͈̯̳̝h̀͞͏̘̹̤̣̭̠w̶̮̥a̸̡̺̤̥̞̦i̶͚͚ ̧̫̫̹͉z̙̣͉͚̠̪̟̭͕e̗̗̥̫m̵̡̡͕̞͕o͏̨̲̼̭͖̀w̷̶̨̜̞ͅ ̵̤̤͎͎̙͕b͖͉͕̰̦͓̗̲ͅo̷̫̟͖̤̜͕͍̻͠ ҉̵̭̭d̷̗͎̮͈͈̖͔o̢̤̼̼̥͟ ҉̨̼͈͉ͅm̵͚͇͙̝͠e̢̛̺͔̦̼̭͢o̶͏̩̻̻̥͙̦̩h̡͎̪w͞҉̮̮̳̻̝a̰̝̰̙̺͈͎̞į̻̝́ ̸̶͔̮z̥̜̞ͅe҉̟m̧̡̨̗̘͕̥ó̰̫̮̟͔̝͢ẁ̳̦̱͓̣̗͡ ̸҉͎̘̮̕b̡̦̥̱̥̞̠͈ó̟̩̻̮̳̖̪̰ ͟҉̫͖̜̰̗̘d͚̗͎̣͓̹̟́͡͠ͅo̮͉̰̦̯͜ ̷̮͡͞m̦̙͓̀͢é̺̪̺̟̮ ̬̫̻͉̫̟o̠͈̰̜̳̘̭h̛̺̝̣̩w̴̨̤̻̞͉͙a̘̯̠̰͖̤̭̞͕͢͟i̷̶̼̣̰̞͝ ̻̗͉̼̞͕̳̯̕z͍͚͈̹̖̬͎͍͞͠e̶͔͉̪̪̮̩͙̲m̨͏̹̟͕͞ọ̢͚͟ẃ̪̙̲̲̖̩͜ͅ ̻͠b̵̨̟͈̺̬̼͉o̶͖̖̤̪͟ ̛̲̪͓̝́d͝͏̱͖͓o̴͖̥̲̳͖̣ ͎̬̬̮͞ḿ҉̤̺̭͡e̹̪̮̺̯̙̬ ̺̼̪ͅo̶͞͏̮̼̝͕͎̥̘̱̭h҉͓̙w̮̟͎̻̤á͕̳̰̳̼͚͓̰į̵̘͓̤̯̩̤͈ͅ ̵͏̩̗̫͈͓̱̹̥͖z͏̸̯̹̰̻e̦̱̺̪̬͈̮͙̟͟͝m̨͇͎̣̤̣̼̗ǫ̶͙̼̤̺̗̙̞̠̳̕w͡҉̣̯͔͎̖͇͖̦̤ ̶̛̬̹̬̠b̨̜̬̙o͏̜̝̮͎̱͖̱̝͙ ̛̬͚d͈̝̫̝͜͠o̖̺̖͞ ̧̩̠̥̲m̖̜͖e̪͔͇̪͈̳͡ ̫̺͕̘ǫ̩͇͎̘̤̫̜̝́͢h̸̘̤̳̩͠͝w͕̖̻̺̣̹̝͡ą̤̼̙̺̻̰͡i̮͕͔̭͢͟ ̞͙̪̭̥̀ͅz̴̵̫̱̱̣̼e̡͎̬̺̻̞̬͖͢͡m̮̪͍ọ̕w̡̜ ̢͇̲͍͔͈͍̟̲̦͝b̟͍͖̲͞ò͎
̴҉̠̗̪͔̮̬̖̠͈ḏ̠̫o͔̠͜͟ ̧̻͙̲̹m̛͏̗̜̣͎̼̻͉̞̯ḛ̤̪̬̪̀͜͞ ̴̨̛̝͕o͏̢̬̰̭͎̝̫̙̲̜h͏̹̥̦̝̤̮̰w̫̘͙̪̻̗̞a̷͉͖i҉̖̤͢ ̠͎͈̣̀z̧̮͎͙̬̟̞̫̺͜ͅe̷̞̭̟͕̦̦̼͕͢͡m̷͚̤̯̦̮̞͘͞o̧͏̝͍̤̯̼̱̹͍w̗̱̻̗͟͜ ̻̥̦̯̲͢b͚̭̱̞̖̬͇̺́o̼̘͇͔̦̻ ͚̟̳̗d͚̻̖̱̜͚ͅo̴͈͙̤̞̹͈͈ͅͅ ̘̲̠͇̕͢͢m̻̦͔̲͎̤͜e̢̻͓̻͍̗̥̥̯͟ ̜̤̝͕͢͝ơ͉h̢̝w̴̧̝̬͚̙̹̪͞ͅa̺̤͎͖͘ͅi͏̶̛̩̠͇ ̶̺̹͎̻̝̩̪z̸̴̩̗è̛̛̺m̸̗̫̜̗̦̝͙̲ọ̴̻̪̳̥̩̝́ͅw̭͕̬̞̻̯̭͠͝ ͏͎̪̻̝̺͙̼̼b҉̻͔̲̹͓o̸͉̹͓̻̮̠ ̬̳̕͝d̥͎̜͉͚̜̙̬͜͡o̴͍͍͙̺̦̳͚ ̡̜̝̱̮m̡̩͔̙͇͔͘e̷̖͉̱̤͔̙̗̦
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o̤̩̼͞ẖ̸̭͕ẉ̫͓͎̠́a̫̣͇͞i̡̫̹̥̙͓̮͎̘̕ ̶̧͚͎̕z̵̨̛͉͍̫͎̠̞ͅe̗̦͢m̶̠͓̻̼̬̞̭̫̙o̷̢̝̰̟̖̜w̵̛̙̜̹̱̼̯ ͍͎͠ḇ̵̨̰͙̲̼͚o̢̡͚̰̳̜̞ ̴̡͓d͔̗̩͉̼͠ơ̵̻̱̳̗̪̹̬ͅ ̡͇̬͎̲̝̹͠m̪̟̻̺ͅé̬̬̟̗̞͚̙͈̹͢ ̛̜̜̰ò̸̹͙̼̣͍͍̕h̲̥͎̩́w͔̗̜̩̼a̳̫̭͕̦͈̩͙͟i͍̜͚̖͟͜ ̙̻̹̣͠͝͠z̟̙̣̥͡ḛ̖̻̠̰̬̝m҉̠̺̪̕o̥̱͔͎̤̯w̡͠͏̬͓̬̣ ̛̳̟͍̯̺b̦́o̷̫̻͕̥ ͕͉͚̭̲̪͖d̞̺̜͕͉́́o̢͚̥̪͚̩͕̘͈ ͓̫͚͡ͅm͍̟̕ẹ͘ ̢̹͕̖̟͓͉͜ó̡̹͠ͅh͏̴͍͍͙̯w̴̗̺͙͎ą̼̘̳̻͔̗͍̩́i͇ ̦̰̲̮̱͞ź̜̤̪̱͙̹̟̙͠ͅe̶̤̦̹͚̗͇̘͘͘m̧̼̠̩̯ͅo҉̣͡w̸̛̜̪͍̲̼̟͙ͅ ̨͉̞͍̹̟̬̫̤ͅb̯͎̘́͡o̷̶͚̩̜͍̹̼͍͢ͅ ͙̝͔̪̩̱̣̪͟͟d̴̡͈̜̗̕ͅǫ̛̺̭̱̺͓̭̳̼ ̹̣͇͢m̮̞̤e͟͏̝͍̰̤̙̯ ̛̱̼͢o̯̹̩̱͈̫͕͞h̰̤̰͔w̵̭̹͔͉̟͉̙̘͞a̢͚̳̼̪͕͎͙̭i̵̶̬̠͚ ̵̨̻̟̳͉͓̙z҉̸̳̞̗ḙ͎̥̪̝̘͇͝m̹͉̺̟̗͔͜ò͖̼w͍̮̹͖ͅ ̠̺͕̜̬͈͙b͈͙͍̬̭̠̥̻͡͝ó̮̦͚̖̤ ͍̘̖̳͕̬̖d̹̟͠o̡̱͉̙ ̣̘̫̘͠m͙̪͇̮̫͉̀͠è͓̭̲͉̘͘̕ ̶̢̩͖͘ơ̱͓̱͟͢h̡̦̮̝̥̲ẃ̳̼̤̞͢a̛͇ͅi͏͍̖̲̹̩͍̪̪ ̼͢z͉͇̪e̥̰̘̤̭̘͔͔͢m̲̲̹̞͚̣̹͈̤o͔͙̖̪̦͉͠ͅw̲̥̹̻̯ ͏̹̪ͅb̲̠̫̟̮̦͈o̪̺̰͚͓͖͇̟̼͞ ̶̭̳̤̕d̼̬̱̯̩o҉̠̭̞͉̬̬̹̬̕ ̶͔̀m҉̥̜̮ę̢͙̱̦̠̤̱̙̼̠ ̷̡̬̟͓̗̙ͅó͚̦̤̭̮͝h̢̥͞w͜͏͈͙̥̙̯̗̼a̹̞͓͎̮̳̤͠i̫̘͙̣͖ ̼̖͖͇z̟̩̙͘̕͢e̟̬̘̱̠͙̳̲͙͞m̸̺͈̭͍̺̠o̴̢͈̥͝w̵̬͇̺̩
͚̳̗̰̙͢b̷̤̻̘͇͠ͅo̺̭͈̝̼ ̨̮̳̦̹͉͞d̝̭̦̩͖̖̟̜͠͝o̤͇̺̺̤̥̯ ̵̳̭͉̗͓̲̘̹͞m̸̡̫̺͈̠͇͖̣̯̗̀ę͓̝̣ ̸͡͏̹̙̦̘̻o͇͓̺̳͡͞h͏͎̬̤̹̹̤w̢̛͇̣̤̣̫̫̩a̗͠i̫̹̥̬͎͉̫ ̫̼z͚̙͚̬e̞̳m̸̲̖̟̗ó̱͙͓͙̺̖͔͞ͅͅw̥̪̦̘̝̟͠͝͡ ̭̫͓̮̥̘̱̯̀b҉̷̢̙o̠̙̱͓̯̣͔͢ ͓̦̪͇͡dͅo͙̬̕̕ ̠̣͖̳͎̝ͅm̷̡͕̗̦̩̗̰͔͘e̡͝͏̱̤͎̮ ̵̡͏͇͖͔̠o͓̰̮̥h̯͉̻̖̤͘͠w̮̖ą̞̥̺̣͉͓̱͔͙i̠̳̱̗ͅ ҉̥̜z̢̟͕͕̘e̗̭̝̩̩̗̙͖͝m̹̱͖͔̠̰͘͜o̵̧̘̻̬̬w̛̼̩͙͎̺ ̹͡b̷̧̟̲̬̤̘̩ó̵̖̗̺̬̻̗̗͔ ̧̭͙̮̰̪̪̙d̢̪̱̀o͍͠ ̣͞m҉̢̖͈̝̖͙͠ͅẹ̸̻͍̥̖̝̘͈͜ͅ ̧̠͖͟ọ̶͞ẖ͚͔͉̲̞ͅw̟͇͚̤͓̜̻̬̕͜a̷̯̻͍̲̼͟ͅi̡͎̰̟͓̘̕͡ ͉͍͉̪z̛̛͈͈̲̗̳̠e̪̬͙̣̭̗̻̤̻m̰̥̪̣̜ơ̖̳͍̰͝w̶̵͙̦̘͡ ͙͈͙̖͙̪b҉̴̢̠̫͙o̫͖̫ ̲͍͍̩͎͞d̸͈̭̯̗̘̱̟͖͞o̡͔̼̯̙̤̟͉ͅ ̨͕̱̖̭͓̝̮ͅm̯̪̜̣̳̥̟͞e̡̨̹̺̰̲͞ ̵̴͇̞͓̝̬̼̞ͅͅo͙h͏̮w̸̶͓á̯̦͖ͅͅi҉͚͙͎͈͚̭̱ͅ ̭͙̙̝̳̻̻̣̟ź͔̝e̤̼̘͝ḿ̠͇̯̜̣͈̬̝͡o̰̺̱w͎̣̳͚̱̗̣ͅ ̨̩͓͖̳͔̕b҉̶̻̤͓̣̻͙͠ơ̝̳̪̰͍͎̙̳ ̣͙̥͠d͖̮͍̹̻̜͓o̷̜̮̫̝̕ ̟̼̪͇͙͚̟̝̜͟͟m̘͇͘e̛҉͔̼ ̶̨̣͉̠̖̦̖͈͡ͅò͕͔̳̗͈͕̠̥͝h͏̡̻̫̘̗̫̩w̥͔͞͝a̴̷̬̰̘̼̖i̸̻͓̫̲͖͟ ͈̭̥̦̺͙̗͕͠z̞̜e̵̡̥͚̩̥m̡̫o̡̦͚͓͓̯ͅw̗̞̞̗̙̝͔͟ ̸̭̭̰̞̟͟b̯́͘͜ͅo̶̹̖ ̧̧̫͖͕̮̥͚̯̩̦d̨̳͈̦͙̤o̲͔̖̲ ́҉̼͇m̧̺̫͉̳̠͎e҉̸̫̘͉̰̙̠͕͜ ̲͍͡
ò̦̼͎̻̫͍̭h̴͔͟w̷̢͓̬̺̲̥a̷̞͍̤̜͢i̵̝̯̜ ̷̡̢̮z҉̗̰̜͈e͙̙͈̮̩̪̯̱͟͟m̤͕̮̯̣̟͓͓o͉͉̥̟͉͓͡w̧̼̘̫̘ ̯̻͎̟̪͢b̢̡̮̦̜̤̺̻̀ͅơ̡̼̪̘̪͔ ̨̺̕d̡̯̬͔̺̻̰̟ͅo̥͔̬͔ ̗͔m͎͉̩͚̱̪̀͜e͏͇̳̜o̢͈̘̭ͅͅh̶̸̼͙͍w̧͎̥͠a̛͉̳͇̦͔̻ͅi̧͓̪̭̟̗͍̖̖ ̥͍̦̼̫͜z̖͎̫e͖͓͉͇̯͖ͅm̧̙̤̲̱͙͔̕ͅọ̡͙̻̝͍̝̰̙̀͜ẃ̸̧̩͔̙̭̞̼ ̷̷̰̤́b͎͎o̧͏̴̗̠̜ ̶͙̦͓̥̦̺̘̩͕͜d̯̘̜̻͔̦̻͜o̺͚̩̩͡͠ ̸̻̠̼͍̱͝m̬͈͞e̶͈͇̞̭͡ ̨̪̟̫̥o͖̮̤̬̩̙h̛̬̦̭͍̰̞̖̝͢ẁ̻̜̕a̡̬̫̲̖̼͡ì̳̝̟̮̗͚͢ ͞͏͔̬̠̹̳̯z̛̪̻̰̺͉̹̞͞e̡̢̻̫̦̟̞̲͡m̻̘̤̮̗̞͢ͅo̷̵̤̗̼͚̯ͅͅw̝̘̗̫ ̵̮͎͓̻̭̖͔̳̩͜b̳̭͕̞̩̗̮o̡̨͇̦̼̩̹͇̦͡ ̭͇̻̦̺̻d̠̮͇͢ò͖̞̱͈́͡ ̷̘̟͈́̕m̡̢̻̭̗̭̫͕̟e̡̟̮̘ ̶͇͕͙̦͇͢ͅo̬͙̫̼̼̞̻̕h̺͎̻͕w̵̳̥̬̠̯͟a̴̢͈͖̳̞̩̻i͚͔̯̲̲͜ ̟͉̬̯̀͝ͅz̨̯͖̙̫̘͖̞͕͟e͕͈̟̺̭̰͖̯m̸͏̼͉̞̭̘͇o̴͝҉͉̲͈̹͓̫̘̰w̧͔͈ ̴̙̬̰ͅb̡̙̺̲̟͟͢o҉͚͇͇̩̖ ̸̗̰͇͇̜̺͖́͘d̸̰͍̀o̬̙̗̺̲̝̳ ̙͍̯̟̝̮̦͕m̢̨̦͚̗͙̟̣̝͠e͉̥̱͚ ̫̻̖̪̼̭̮̕ͅo̢̦h͕͈̕w͉͚̝̭̜̜̤̼ḁ̠͖̪͓̘̫̭͞͞i͏͙̻̝̞͕̬͕ ̸̘̫̲̤͖̹͡͝ź͙̹̟̲́e͏̥̲̩̼̲͙̝͕̯̀m̳̹̣̱̟̟o͏̯͖̤̬͓̞w̭̜͕̱͓̳ͅ ̛͖̼͖̝͇̻̠b҉͝҉̗͍ò̴̯̳̹̟ ̶̴̳̤͞ḑ̵̫͚͎͔̞̹̹͈ǫ̩̕ ͎̹͈̭̜̫͢͜ͅm҉̵̩̣ȩ̢̞̩̼͙̰ ͕͕̘̬̩́o̧̘͖̱̟͡h͏̩̰́͝ẁ̧̺͖̼a͇̜͜ì̷̬̤̙ ҉̸̫̫̳̩͝ͅz̸͏̝͕ȩ̧̪̻̟͓̘m̢̨̼̟͓̱̲̹͞ò̷͙̭͍̲̰̼̝̣͙w̞̟̬͚
̷̰̤b͜҉̲͉̖̱̣̦̩o͚̗̘̝̼̼̱̕͞ ͟҉̡̝̞̺͓d̶͟͏̰͍͓͓̘̘ó̧͔͍̭̥̠͝ ̛̲͈͢m̶̺̝̖̞͘e̷̤͕̲̕ͅ ̭̺̱͓͎͈͠͡͠o̶͠͏̬̗̗̬̱̥̺̹̟h̦̺͉͎͞w̗͕̮̹̙̖͈͍̠͡͡á̶̢͍͚͎̯̖̖͎i̲͎ ̡͙̘̗̠z̰̜̻̭͚ͅͅe͢҉̯͖͕̻͕m̧̗̘̘̝̩̗͚ͅo̢̪̫̝̬̫͡ẉ͔̫͕͚̼͚̩̬ ̴͈̗̖̪͔͖ͅͅb̷̫͓̕o̶̺̼͓̼̬̝͍̪̕͞ ̠̣̭͉̬̝̫̗d̺̣̥̰͙̲o̬̮̤̗͎̰̤͜ ̶̡͖̰̝͕̱̟̙̫͢m̺͙̜̤͜͞e͘͘҉͈̞͍̦͇̘͙o̤͡h̷҉̛̼̯͖͓͖͕̺̭͕w̘͚̝̺̘a͠҉̞͙͙̟͖̗̜í̟̝̦̱́͠ ̮͙̫̜̦͕͢z̶̪̤̳̬͚̭e̛̠͚͚̪̪̗̮͟m̰͍̲̮̰͔o͡͏̮̗̮͔͍̲̻w̴̤͔̪͘ ͏̝̘̬̩̘b̧̜͖̜̘̕o̵̧͎͎̤̻͖ ̱̬̤̙̞́d̜͕͢o̦͇̭͍̖̪̣ ̟̘͟m҉̹͎̞̻̼̜̫̤͕e̛̩̖͍͖̮̠ ҉͍̩̠̠̞̤̗̹o̴̼h͕͚̲̬̬̥̤͇̕͞w҉҉͙̼͈͈̹̜͚a̵̧̪̹͉̫̘̤ͅi̦͖ ̼̠̬͡z̭̘̯̙̯̩͍̖e̡̥̖͞m̘͓̫̙͇̫̞͘o̡͚ẁ̡̘̩̲͉͟ ̛͖͖̗͇͢͠b̺̠̫͟o҉͙͍͕̻͙́͞ ̢̦͟d̨͏̜̹̗͔͙o̶҉͇̱̝̟ ̲̟͈̹̻̳̙̳̳͝m̸̵̨̠͈̞̠̱̦͉̯e̘̫̣͠͡ ̛̭͔̝͔͡o̥̼͘h̯̙͘w̞̱̝̠͠ą͉͚̦̤i̛͇̠͝ ͕̮͕͢z̷̼̪̤͉̺e̵̡̢̠͉͔m҉͕̭̪̫͍̯o͖̹w̵̻ͅ ̡̖̠̣͚͢b̵̛̗̻̖̼o̴̢͓͈̤̩̼ͅ ̛̞̣̝̖͈̳̝͍͡d̴͖̻̬̗̼́̀o͏̸͕͙̣̯ ̟̣̝͈̼̼m͓̟̗̦̝͠e҉̷͖̯͉̣͇̱ ̨͏̭̪͕o̜̬͚͕̥͈h̵̦͖̦͈w̼̼̼̼̰̕̕á̴̢̞i̷̛̳͙̙͎̹͚̪͠ ͖̰͍̖̪̮̭͠z̵̲̹̬̣̱̮͙͇e̙͚̞̫̲̕͜͝m̲̘͇͟͢ͅo̞͔w̡̳͙̣͘ ͖̙͇͞b͈͎͙͚̠o͠҉̭̱̳͡ ͇̦̞͕̖̖͍̹͚d҉̛̭̹͖͈̰̖̬̳͍͞o͖͓̝͕̤̖͇͞ ̮̗͓͔̹̣̱ḿ̵̴̼̮ẹ̱̦̱͡ ̶̜͎͎̜̘̼̠̹̀o̘͔̼̪̹͔̳h͉́͘͠
w̢̤͉͔̘͕ą̢̛̭̭͕͓̺̣i̢̤͔͈̼͙̣͓͙̫͝ ̵̲̪́z̰̲͎e̥̘͎͙̥̱͎͙͔͜m̸̖̰̼o͙̯̰w͏̞̙ ̲̞͔͚̝͟b̡̙͍o̹͓̻͓͇͉͡͡ ̣̻͞d̵̡̼̖̻̺̹̱ͅọ̝ ̴̬̖̣̝̬m̝̲̘̲̼̼͈͢e̳͇̠͖ ͍̯͔̀̕͜ͅo̴͙͔̱͈͈̯̳̝h̀͞͏̘̹̤̣̭̠w̶̮̥a̸̡̺̤̥̞̦i̶͚͚ ̧̫̫̹͉z̙̣͉͚̠̪̟̭͕e̗̗̥̫m̵̡̡͕̞͕o͏̨̲̼̭͖̀w̷̶̨̜̞ͅ ̵̤̤͎͎̙͕b͖͉͕̰̦͓̗̲ͅo̷̫̟͖̤̜͕͍̻͠ ҉̵̭̭d̷̗͎̮͈͈̖͔o̢̤̼̼̥͟ ҉̨̼͈͉ͅm̵͚͇͙̝͠e̢̛̺͔̦̼̭͢o̶͏̩̻̻̥͙̦̩h̡͎̪w͞҉̮̮̳̻̝a̰̝̰̙̺͈͎̞į̻̝́ ̸̶͔̮z̥̜̞ͅe҉̟m̧̡̨̗̘͕̥ó̰̫̮̟͔̝͢ẁ̳̦̱͓̣̗͡ ̸҉͎̘̮̕b̡̦̥̱̥̞̠͈ó̟̩̻̮̳̖̪̰ ͟҉̫͖̜̰̗̘d͚̗͎̣͓̹̟́͡͠ͅo̮͉̰̦̯͜ ̷̮͡͞m̦̙͓̀͢é̺̪̺̟̮ ̬̫̻͉̫̟o̠͈̰̜̳̘̭h̛̺̝̣̩w̴̨̤̻̞͉͙a̘̯̠̰͖̤̭̞͕͢͟i̷̶̼̣̰̞͝ ̻̗͉̼̞͕̳̯̕z͍͚͈̹̖̬͎͍͞͠e̶͔͉̪̪̮̩͙̲m̨͏̹̟͕͞ọ̢͚͟ẃ̪̙̲̲̖̩͜ͅ ̻͠b̵̨̟͈̺̬̼͉o̶͖̖̤̪͟ ̛̲̪͓̝́d͝͏̱͖͓o̴͖̥̲̳͖̣ ͎̬̬̮͞ḿ҉̤̺̭͡e̹̪̮̺̯̙̬ ̺̼̪ͅo̶͞͏̮̼̝͕͎̥̘̱̭h҉͓̙w̮̟͎̻̤á͕̳̰̳̼͚͓̰į̵̘͓̤̯̩̤͈ͅ ̵͏̩̗̫͈͓̱̹̥͖z͏̸̯̹̰̻e̦̱̺̪̬͈̮͙̟͟͝m̨͇͎̣̤̣̼̗ǫ̶͙̼̤̺̗̙̞̠̳̕w͡҉̣̯͔͎̖͇͖̦̤ ̶̛̬̹̬̠b̨̜̬̙o͏̜̝̮͎̱͖̱̝͙ ̛̬͚d͈̝̫̝͜͠o̖̺̖͞ ̧̩̠̥̲m̖̜͖e̪͔͇̪͈̳͡ ̫̺͕̘ǫ̩͇͎̘̤̫̜̝́͢h̸̘̤̳̩͠͝w͕̖̻̺̣̹̝͡ą̤̼̙̺̻̰͡i̮͕͔̭͢͟ ̞͙̪̭̥̀ͅz̴̵̫̱̱̣̼e̡͎̬̺̻̞̬͖͢͡m̮̪͍ọ̕w̡̜ ̢͇̲͍͔͈͍̟̲̦͝b̟͍͖̲͞ò͎
̴҉̠̗̪͔̮̬̖̠͈ḏ̠̫o͔̠͜͟ ̧̻͙̲̹m̛͏̗̜̣͎̼̻͉̞̯ḛ̤̪̬̪̀͜͞ ̴̨̛̝͕o͏̢̬̰̭͎̝̫̙̲̜h͏̹̥̦̝̤̮̰w̫̘͙̪̻̗̞a̷͉͖i҉̖̤͢ ̠͎͈̣̀z̧̮͎͙̬̟̞̫̺͜ͅe̷̞̭̟͕̦̦̼͕͢͡m̷͚̤̯̦̮̞͘͞o̧͏̝͍̤̯̼̱̹͍w̗̱̻̗͟͜ ̻̥̦̯̲͢b͚̭̱̞̖̬͇̺́o̼̘͇͔̦̻ ͚̟̳̗d͚̻̖̱̜͚ͅo̴͈͙̤̞̹͈͈ͅͅ ̘̲̠͇̕͢͢m̻̦͔̲͎̤͜e̢̻͓̻͍̗̥̥̯͟ ̜̤̝͕͢͝ơ͉h̢̝w̴̧̝̬͚̙̹̪͞ͅa̺̤͎͖͘ͅi͏̶̛̩̠͇ ̶̺̹͎̻̝̩̪z̸̴̩̗è̛̛̺m̸̗̫̜̗̦̝͙̲ọ̴̻̪̳̥̩̝́ͅw̭͕̬̞̻̯̭͠͝ ͏͎̪̻̝̺͙̼̼b҉̻͔̲̹͓o̸͉̹͓̻̮̠ ̬̳̕͝d̥͎̜͉͚̜̙̬͜͡o̴͍͍͙̺̦̳͚ ̡̜̝̱̮m̡̩͔̙͇͔͘e̷̖͉̱̤͔̙̗̦
An old Marvel GI Joe comic introduced Lady Jaye by having her walk into a room where Scarlett and Grunt were struggling with some computer issues. Scarlett sees her and demands she immediately produce major identification credentials as she's sauntered into a heavily restricted area. Lady Jaye (whose outfit shows off her cleavage) responds: "My ID's pretty hefty. Want to see it?" "ASAP!" "I just changed my mind."
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