Name: Rockruff
Number: 744
Designation: The Puppy Pokemon

"After the Cubone left, I glared at the doctor, who was failing miserably at not giggling. We walked for a few more minutes, before he offered to call out one of his Pokemon to help keep wild ones away. I stared at him. He stared back. After a few minutes, I finally remembered how to talk. Barely able to keep myself from yelling, I asked why he didn't just do that in the first place. He admitted that he thought it was funny watching me get slowly more exasperated as random Pokemon showed up to fart on me. Covering my face with my hands, I told him to just do it. So, he pulled an Ultra Ball from his bag, and called out a Rockruff. I stared at it. It stared at me. Neither of us blinked. After a little bit, it turned, and we resumed walking. After waiting a few minutes to be sure, I turned to the doctor to tell him I was surprised his Rockruff hadn't farted on me. He admitted that he was, too, just before the Rockruff stopped in front of us. I knelt down to ask if he was okay, just in time to see him scrunch up his face to push out a loud, rumbling fart in my face."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  Gaggosmies.