Greetings once again! This is the start of a small series I want to call Quest Failed, and upon reading I'm sure you can guess what it entrails! You, the viewer, getting eaten by varying creatures from the Monster Hunter series!

Enjoy!

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You’re a hunter; a mighty fine one at that. Over the course of five years, you’ve managed to bag about every monster that’s proven to be trouble for the villagers around the region. Today’s quest is a first for you, to hunt a Zinogre that has been sighted in the Primal Forest. Now.. you’re a pretty good hunter, but you’ve never faced something this strong before, but you are also not dumb. With all of the best electricity resistant armor you had, which composed of Khezu material and the best ice Long Sword in your arsenal made from a Ice crystals… it was time to set out to the Primal Forest.

After a hefty trek through thick vegetation and climbing many hills and mountains you reach the base camp. The area is complex, lots of inclines and varying environments; while resting and reading the map you examine the locations that the Zinogre would likely inhabit more. The location you settle on best, is a series of rocky steps with water flowing down from uphill. Out you went, brave and eager to return home with another triumph.. you’ll be a high ranking Hunter in no time!

At least, that was the plan when you headed out.. fast forward an hour later, and you are running for your life away from a giant electric scaled wolf! Diving beneath some thick fallen logs, the Zinogre’s claw comes crashing down and shattering the logs into splinters. Luckily, you managed just in time to slip away and roll into the open to swing your longsword around against the beast’s hide! It flinches in pain, and growls angrily at you.. then from all directions glowing bugs began to fly towards the beast as it howls into the air! You read about this, the Zinogre is charging itself with electricity using the lightning bugs! Rushing forward again, you thrust your sword to try and stop the process from happening but unfortunately; it was a moment too late. The Zinogre braces itself and tenses; sending out a shockwave of electricity around itself which has enough force to send you tumbling backwards into the water. Groaning and standing up slowly while wet, it only takes a moment for you to realize.. oh shit; you’re soaking wet. Running as fast as you can, you spy a thin and narrow passage that would give you time to escape the terrifying beast! Just as you make a leap for the passage, the Zinogre stomps behind you with a surge of electricity puling out from it’s claw; knowing you square in the back! Thankfully, the attack launches you into the passage away from the Zinogre.. but damn did it hurt.

This area was safe, you used what first aid potions you had left and felt much better.. but unfortunately the situation was dire. Rations are low, out of potions, and commission for this monster’s corpse was beginning to run out of time. You had the rest of today to kill this best, and return home! Time to get aggressive it seems. Standing up, you move out of the safe haven and begin searching for the Zinogre again.. two hours later, you find it once more. This time, the beast is sleeping on a large pile of leaves and sticks. You must have managed to at least harm it somewhat during your fight.. well, your escape. Quietly you sneak up onto the sleeping Zinogre, and begin placing explosives around it’s ribs, and then as you sneak around towards his head to place the final one crack a twig snaps right next to the wyvern’s head. The beast’s eye snaps open, spots you.. and then nearly instantly it swipes at your body. At this range, you had no choice but to brace for the attack; raising your weapon which isn’t exactly designed for blocking.. but it helps. You are however, still yet sent several meters flying backwards into a tree. The impact knocks the wind out of you, staggering you begin to take out a small explosive with a fuse. Lighting it, you throw the bomb at the circle of explosives and it detonates! Readying your blade once again for battle, the smoke hid away the beast so you expect it to either be laying dead, or about to charge you. Unfortunately for you, the Zinogre did neither and instead launched a deadly volley of balls of electricity from it’s tail in your direction! You rolled away from the first one, but the second one strikes you square in the chest. Crying out in pain, your body seizes up and you collapse in a twitch as the electricity courses through you. It’s difficult to move, all you can do is try and wiggle toes and fingers as the Zinogre starts to approach.

The wyvern reaches you, just as the paralyzing effects wear off; his claw slams down onto your chest and it gives a very angry growl. You reach down into your pouch to fetch a dung bomb, and just as you are about to throw it the wyvern sends a good little shock through it’s body and into you. You scream out, and drop the ball of poo onto the ground. Your weapon was within reach, grasping it with your other hand you swing it the best you can with one arm towards the Zinogre’s head; but with such little strength the attack does little besides piss the creature off even more! The wyvern applies pressure with it’s claw, and swipes your sword far away from you. All that remains now is your hunting knife on your back, pinned against the ground and yourself. The wyvern’s claw moves down and snaps your belt with a talon, this confuses you.. how did the beast know to do that? While pinned, you struggle the best you can but a new.. frightening sight causes all blood to leave your face.

The Zinogre’s maw splits open above you, several long strands of saliva drip down onto your body. Before you can even open your mouth to cry out for help, the creature snaps his head forward and engulfs your entire upper half into his maw. The inside of the beast’s mouth was hot and slimy, it squeezed at your mid-section with it’s teeth, threatening to cleave you into. Luckily, or.. unluckily.. it does not, instead it releases it’s claw from your lower half and hoists you into the air. Dangling from it’s maw, you try and push at it’s cheeks with your hands, which earns a good.. disorienting shake of the Zinogre’s head from side to side several times. It tilts his head back, and then bobs it’s neck and head twice causing you to slip deeper into it’s maw; face soon squishing into it’s gullet. A low growl creeps from all around you, before it bobs it’s head one more time.. and then it swallows.

Shoulders deep, tight and undulating walls squeeze and contract around your form, dragging you at first, very slowly down into the Zinogre’s throat. But once your shoulders fully slide into the Zinogre’s esophagus, things speed up pretty quickly. Your legs are tossed into the air, and with another mighty swallow you are pulled down to the waist. Pushing weakly out against the strong walls constricting against your body, another growl is issued in defiance of your struggles. The vibrating walls pause briefly, and then with a particularly strong gulp, the Zinogre engulfs your body completely into itself; feet squished against it’s tongue and knees uncomfortable pressed into the gullet. With one last swallow, your body is fully taken by the beast’s throat, and the speed at which you travel deeper increases. With only two more strong ripples of flesh, your body is tugged past it’s thumping heart and incredible lungs; and pressed into a new sphincter.

The fleshy valve opens up, to allow the Zinogre’s stomach to greedily accept you. The confines are not at all accommodating, you aren’t forced to curl up into a ball but being able to do anything other than loosely curl up is impossible. Things tighten slowly as the stomach begins to detect food within itself, you’re already coated in thick slime from the instant you entered.. and now it began to pool up at the bottom of the stomach as thick pudgy walls squeeze, rub, and churn around your body. The Zinogre howls out in victory, although muffled by thick flesh the howl is still incredibly loud and frightening. You try and struggle, pushing back against the fleshy walls but this only causes them to become even more active. The air was rancid and thick with the scent of old digested meat, and this unpleasant air was beginning to run out.

The Zinogre returns to it’s now ruined nest, thanks to you, and lays down with a contented yawn. Some new scars, a few broken scales.. it’ll look rather dashing for a mate in the future thanks to you. The constricting walls folded in further around your body; squeezing you between what can only be described as fleshy, undulating mattresses. A victorious belch escapes the Zinogre.. and the stomach walls collapse around you; smushing you and churning you between them.. welp, there went all of your air. Maybe.. a more skilled hunter will come and save you. Until then.. you’re pretty tired, it’s hard to breath.. time to sleep.