uh-oh...I'm in trouble. looks like I binged a little from the fridge and i got busted. No way i can hide this but of course it's not gonna be that hard for me to get out of this mess with a belly like that (you can tell it's heavy by my shaking legs). All fatfurs who were busted for eating way too much pay attention to these steps:
1. get on your back
2. have hands in begging position
3. fold ears
4. make cute sad face a.k.a. puppy face (if you want you can tear up a little depending how deep you're in)
5. sniffle, say you're sorry and ask for a hug
it's fullproof! heh i'm such a manipulator. also do those jeans and that belly make my ass look fat? XD
1. get on your back
2. have hands in begging position
3. fold ears
4. make cute sad face a.k.a. puppy face (if you want you can tear up a little depending how deep you're in)
5. sniffle, say you're sorry and ask for a hug
it's fullproof! heh i'm such a manipulator. also do those jeans and that belly make my ass look fat? XD
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Wolf
Size 995 x 1280px
File Size 260 kB
Oh, so it's all an act not to get in trouble, hmm? WELL, I shant fall for this cute trick again! I'm calling for Rattos! :3
Very cute illustration, and I love your simple rules. I may need to grovel to some of my friends, too, and my daughter. I ate her carrot cake >.>
Very cute illustration, and I love your simple rules. I may need to grovel to some of my friends, too, and my daughter. I ate her carrot cake >.>
- Mercury is being a smarty-wolf and pretending to be sorry for eating all the food! Off with his head! *puts on my Queen of Hearts gown and grabs a dodo for a croquet mallet*
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I'd you. You are a snuggly soft animal who needs a hug, and maybe some meat pies, hmm? Steak meat pies with gravy, peas, carrots, and potatoes.
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I'd you. You are a snuggly soft animal who needs a hug, and maybe some meat pies, hmm? Steak meat pies with gravy, peas, carrots, and potatoes.
- I sent him to Anakitii Island in the realm of T'Subaso, the Water Cat. He is in the domain of the largest catfish ever, but you'd not want to eat that fish. He is a grumpy old kitty-fish, and he'll smack you with his tail. It was a fun thing to see. He likes to hit round objects like they were golfballs!......oh, wait, Rattos is round, isn't he?
- You'd share them with me?! *hugs you tight* You're the nicest wulff I've ever met!!! So yes, let us share *divides the meat pies in half* ^^
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Tribal Leader: "Yağ turuncu bir bize talep sizi wth yaban mersini yağlanmak." (Translation: The fat orange one demanded us to fatten you with blueberries) *begins to stuff the rat with more by use of a plunger*
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Tribal Leader: "Yağ turuncu bir bize talep sizi wth yaban mersini yağlanmak." (Translation: The fat orange one demanded us to fatten you with blueberries) *begins to stuff the rat with more by use of a plunger*
- What? *stops chewing to hear you* Oh yeah, sharing is fine and dandy. I had to learn to share my doughnuts with you. We should attack France and gather all the pastries! *snickers* Of course, if we ate that much, we might end up flattening most of the country, heh.
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Tribal Leader: "İngilizce çevirmen çıkar!" (Translation: "Bring out the English translator!")
Translator: "Ahem, righto, what can I do for you 'ol chap?" *stares up at Rattos, for the translator is a foot high molerat*
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Tribal Leader: "İngilizce çevirmen çıkar!" (Translation: "Bring out the English translator!")
Translator: "Ahem, righto, what can I do for you 'ol chap?" *stares up at Rattos, for the translator is a foot high molerat*
- I recall a French tale about a monstrous wolf attacking a northern town *wipes the gravy from my face* There was also the tale of Bisclavret, the werewolf. You might have heard it.
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Translator: "Ahem, apparently, Sir, the natives have been commanded, by their fat orange meowing god, to stuff you with these blueberries. This is what they have been trying to tell you."
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Translator: "Ahem, apparently, Sir, the natives have been commanded, by their fat orange meowing god, to stuff you with these blueberries. This is what they have been trying to tell you."
- of course! i lvoe those French fables! of course the village where i come from i'm banend from eating anywhere. but the townsfolk love me.
Rattos: fat orange meowing g-*eyes narrow* Abbey.......*belly grows bigger and bigger, arms, hands, feet and legs plumpen* well then what are they gonna do with me when they're done???
Rattos: fat orange meowing g-*eyes narrow* Abbey.......*belly grows bigger and bigger, arms, hands, feet and legs plumpen* well then what are they gonna do with me when they're done???
- You're banned from the village? *widens my mouth open twenty feet and eats my share in one bite, then rubs my bigger belly* I bet the townsfolk do love you. Who can hate such a nice fat wulff? <3
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Tribal Leader: "O ismi konuşuyor!" *he and the villagers bow, but not to Rattos; they turn around and bow before a statue of a fat orange feline Rattos knows* "Korku yağ turuncu meow ilah!"
Translator: "Apparently, yes. Also, speaking the name of their god is sacriligious, hence why they have dropped to their knees and are begging for forgiveness. I shall ask them what they have in store for you."
They exchange words.
Translator: "You are to be offered to the great instrument of their god. They shall take you to the volcano, and squeeze the juice out of you, then offer up the boiled juice to the almighty god."
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Tribal Leader: "O ismi konuşuyor!" *he and the villagers bow, but not to Rattos; they turn around and bow before a statue of a fat orange feline Rattos knows* "Korku yağ turuncu meow ilah!"
Translator: "Apparently, yes. Also, speaking the name of their god is sacriligious, hence why they have dropped to their knees and are begging for forgiveness. I shall ask them what they have in store for you."
They exchange words.
Translator: "You are to be offered to the great instrument of their god. They shall take you to the volcano, and squeeze the juice out of you, then offer up the boiled juice to the almighty god."
- I adore children! They are ever so cute, and they make great cookies^^ *offers you a gingerbread fox cookie* Would you like a cookie to go with your pie, hmm?
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Tribal Leader: "Itibaren volkan için!" *he and the villagers put their backs into lifting up Rattos, and slowly take him along the way towards the volcano*
Translator: "Have fun, Sir!" *waves*
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Tribal Leader: "Itibaren volkan için!" *he and the villagers put their backs into lifting up Rattos, and slowly take him along the way towards the volcano*
Translator: "Have fun, Sir!" *waves*
- Excuse me for just a second....I have to go check on something *snaps my fingers, and vanishes in a flashy orange cloud*
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Tribal Leader: *he and the others safely drop Rattos at the top of the volcano, having his body plug up the warm hole* "Güle güle," *he waves to you while giving a sinister smile*
Abby: *pops on in a dazzling orange cloud* "Hiya there, Rattos! I couldn't help overhear you mentioning you might burst."
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Tribal Leader: *he and the others safely drop Rattos at the top of the volcano, having his body plug up the warm hole* "Güle güle," *he waves to you while giving a sinister smile*
Abby: *pops on in a dazzling orange cloud* "Hiya there, Rattos! I couldn't help overhear you mentioning you might burst."
- *leaves behind a little plush Abby that smells like steak*
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- Why yes, tis me! *does silly smile and snickers* Wow, you got really fat, Rattos. I do think it is funny you can plug up the mouth of the Anakitii volcano. I hope the heat isn't too much *rubs his lower belly* Oh, you would like people to laugh at you? I could get the villagers to laugh- LAUGH YOU MISERABLE PEASANTS!!! Sizi gülmeye söyledi!!!!
Villagers: *begin to laugh loudly from the village below*
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- Why yes, tis me! *does silly smile and snickers* Wow, you got really fat, Rattos. I do think it is funny you can plug up the mouth of the Anakitii volcano. I hope the heat isn't too much *rubs his lower belly* Oh, you would like people to laugh at you? I could get the villagers to laugh- LAUGH YOU MISERABLE PEASANTS!!! Sizi gülmeye söyledi!!!!
Villagers: *begin to laugh loudly from the village below*
- *the plushie is soft, and giggles when snuggled....then it's head turns 180 degrees around and smiles evil* I'm Abby, wanna play?!
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- *sniffles, and holds my face before crying* NO ONE YELLS AT ME!!!! *explodes into an angry torrent of lava and causes the volcano to erupt, sending Rattos flying back home!*
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- *sniffles, and holds my face before crying* NO ONE YELLS AT ME!!!! *explodes into an angry torrent of lava and causes the volcano to erupt, sending Rattos flying back home!*
- heh *drops doll* no thank you. *backs away slowly from the doll*
Rattos: *comes bouncing into the house through the window and rolls into the kitchen*
- ah!! Rattos!!!! what happened to you?!
Rattos: what do you think?! *stomach gurgles and sloshes* ow...owwww *rubs belly* that fly gave me a bellyache.
- Rattos keep away form that doll it's scary.
Rattos: what doll?
Rattos: *comes bouncing into the house through the window and rolls into the kitchen*
- ah!! Rattos!!!! what happened to you?!
Rattos: what do you think?! *stomach gurgles and sloshes* ow...owwww *rubs belly* that fly gave me a bellyache.
- Rattos keep away form that doll it's scary.
Rattos: what doll?
Doll: *sits silently and doesn't move*
- OH! *walks on in* So there's where I set my dolly! *picks up the doll and snuggles it's soft plush* Did the mean rat and werewulff bother you, sweety? Don't worry, daddy will take care of you.
- *looks at you both* What?! I love all my toys! They're my friends you know.
- OH! *walks on in* So there's where I set my dolly! *picks up the doll and snuggles it's soft plush* Did the mean rat and werewulff bother you, sweety? Don't worry, daddy will take care of you.
- *looks at you both* What?! I love all my toys! They're my friends you know.
- I did no such thing, Rattos *rolls up my doll, and unfurls it; it having transformed into a pudgy little Rattos plushie* I'm sorry, Rattos, however, it is in my nature to pick on rodents. If I can do anything to make it up to you, I would gladly. Oh, and by the way, you do realize the island was an illusion?
- Well, Mercury, if the doll is scary, it should be even scarier now as a Rattos plushie. Although, I doubt it wanted your soul......most likely. Let me consult my dark necromancer's book of sorcery. That's how I made the doll.
- Well, Mercury, if the doll is scary, it should be even scarier now as a Rattos plushie. Although, I doubt it wanted your soul......most likely. Let me consult my dark necromancer's book of sorcery. That's how I made the doll.
Rattos: heh the doll looks like me.
- i think a giant blueberry with a high ego would be more appropriate for Rattos right now.
Rattos: Mercury have you ever been attacked by a giant blue far rat vampire?
- ......no.
Rattos: trust me YOU DON'T WANT THAT. *belly rumbles agian* owwww.....ow...*rubs belly*
- i think a giant blueberry with a high ego would be more appropriate for Rattos right now.
Rattos: Mercury have you ever been attacked by a giant blue far rat vampire?
- ......no.
Rattos: trust me YOU DON'T WANT THAT. *belly rumbles agian* owwww.....ow...*rubs belly*
- Aww, is your tummy all hurting, Rattos? Well, let me help you with that! *the room is filled with orange smoke, and you guys emerge behind podiums with giant red buttons on them, in front of an audience. Rattos is no longer a blueberry, and is clothed appropriately. A massive audience of furs applaud, while a fat orange feline host with microphone steps up onto the stage*
- Welcome once again, viewers, to another exciting addition of "Bust, or Broke!" Today's contestants are Rattos, the swashbuckling rodent captain of the high seas, and Mercury, gormet food taster and devourer of pies! Congratulations guys!
- Welcome once again, viewers, to another exciting addition of "Bust, or Broke!" Today's contestants are Rattos, the swashbuckling rodent captain of the high seas, and Mercury, gormet food taster and devourer of pies! Congratulations guys!
- Why it's a gameshow! "Bust, or Broke!" If you can answer the questions, you'll win fabulous cash and/or prizes to take home with you and share with all your friends, or if your Rattos, you'll be a packrat and horde it *snickers and combs back my suave hair* So boys, do you want a chance to win?
well it's kind alike this: it feels weird walking because you have weights wrapped around your body but at the same time you feel all warm. you could be in freezing weather and still be snuggably warm. plus fat for some reason makes your fur all soft. and the girls love it too (or guys whatever you prefer), because you're one big soft huggable bed.
BTW, Mercury, do you feel more comfortable using colored pencils (or crayons) on your characters, or have you ever considered using a special computer program (like Paintshop Pro)? I won't make you change your ways, mind you; I like the way you use said pencils to add emphasis to those corpulent critters of yours. Your gorbellied werewolf is a prime example!
yay!!! i have a LOT to do tonight. gonna try and knock out one of my trades and one other pic. only have 8 pics really to do and then a suprise pic for Skulk. because he's nice he's gonna let me fatten up his Kadabra form. for two reasons:
1. an inside joke about "the spoons are for bending, not eating"
2. because he's curious too.
1. an inside joke about "the spoons are for bending, not eating"
2. because he's curious too.
in his Kadabra form yes. we had a promise: i said i would neevr do fat art of his main fursona or his girlfirned our any of his friends and take no more of his original characters (Mercury and Rattos came form him) but i get to fatten ONE of his fursonas (he has a few). so he let me use his main Pokesona - this shaman Kadabra.
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