Name: Zamazenta
Number: ???
Designation: ???

"I was just sitting there, watching the big blue gem-deer relieve itself, the sloppy shit periodically interrupted by huge farts, directly in my face. I knew I could just go, but honestly, it wasn't that bad. Once you get used to the smell, the feeling of shit on your lap isn't too bad. Eventually, he finished, and walked off. Sandy, no longer hiding, came over and nuzzled my side, avoiding the shit-stains. Before I could get up, though, another Pokemon appeared. I didn't recognize this one, but it seemed to be wearing heavy armor. He glanced at me, indifferent, as he walked past. Once his butt was beside me, though, a sudden rumble made him freeze. Sighing, I just stared at his ass, as he grunted out a loud fart, before continuing on his way."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  Herobrinehater.