Names: Plusle & Minun
Numbers: 311 & 312
Designation: The Cheering Pokemon

"After inhaling the pure fart of the Mightyena, my lungs burned. I could feel consciousness leaving me, but I fought to stay awake. How pathetic would it be to pass out after punching myself? While I was distracted with my self-imposed challenge, two small Pokemon came up. I didn't even notice them until they were sitting on my face. I tried to get up, but they quickly emitted a spark, just like Zebstrika had, paralyzing me. Shortly after this, a surprisingly loud rumble was heard from their stomachs, before they started just farting over and over, each louder than the last."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  ClockworkGolem.

Scat version:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/32248910/