Here it is, for those of you who want to lend your ponderous baritone voice to the character of Chef Albertson. And, really, who doesn't?...

Lyrics below. Slightly tweaked from the initial demo, and will probably be tweaked further in the future.

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ADAM: There's your cue, Chef Albertson!
CHEF: That it is.
ADAM: Feeling villainous today?
CHEF: You have no idea. Well, maybe you do.

SHE'S MANAGED TO THWART
EVERY SCHEME I PUT FORTH
WITH AN ODD PRETERNATURAL KNACK

YOU SEE MY FRUSTRATION,
'CAUSE PROGNOSTICATION'S
A SKILL ALMOST ALL RABBITS LACK

YET SHE KEEPS ME AT BAY
IN HER UNCANNY WAY
SECOND-GUESSING EACH PATH I PURSUE

I'M GOING TO ERASE
ALL THE SMUG OFF HER FACE
AS MY EVIL AMBITIONS COME TRUE

JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE!
SHE MUST DIE!
JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE
FOR I NEED TO MAKE ROOM
FOR MY EMPIRE OF DOOM
NOT A QUESTION OF WHY, BUT OF HOW
AND IT NEEDS TO BE SOONER THAN NOW
SAY A HASTY GOODBYE
JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE
JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE

ADAM: Your prime motivation remains well in place.
CHEF: But it can't be a tawdry death. Let me bring all my skills to bear on the issue.

ONCE I WORK MY MAGIC
HER DEATH WON'T BE TRAGIC
BUT TASTY, WITH OLD WORLD APPEAL

WITH WRY DEADPAN HUMOR
I'M GOING TO CONSUME HER
PLEASE JOIN ME FOR MY VICTORY MEAL

OH YOU MIGHT THINK ME VICIOUS
BUT SHE'LL BE DELICIOUS
AT LEAST WHEN PREPARED WITH PANACHE

I'LL EVEN PROVIDE
CELERY STICKS ON THE SIDE
MASHED POTATOES AND WINE... what a nosh! Even better as leftovers!

HASENPFEFFER! - DISCOVER ANEW
THE NEARLY LOST ART OF RABBIT STEW
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, DON'T BE AFRAID
THE SECRET'S IN THE MARINADE

CLOVES AND ONION, LEMON IS NICE
VINEGAR, RED WINE, PICKLING SPICE
BOIL IT, COOL IT, MIX IT RIGHT
LET THAT BUNNY SOAK OVERNIGHT

...See? I like to explore each individual's potential. And you, Julie Bunny, have tremendous potential - as an entree.

JULIE: I believe in potential too, Chef Albertson! If you were in a controlled living environment, where you were encouraged to confront your anger issues, I believe you could someday become a counselor yourself, and help others who were once in your shoes.
CHEF: This is what I'm talking about, people!

JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE!
SHE MUST DIE!
JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE
AND I'LL REIGN UNCONTESTED
ONCE THAT RABBIT'S DIGESTED
'CAUSE THE WORLD IS TOO SMALL FOR US BOTH
SO HERE'S MY DIABOLICAL OATH
JULIE BUNNY MUST DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
JULIE BUNNY MUST...
DIE.