Dr. X's Notes, 0-1-3: Xukirdee

I know this virus can possibly lead to silly cases, but this is probably the silliest to date! Turns out, I got Xukirdee, but he wasn't as full of juice as the others, yet he examined previous cases as others. Once he started coughing, I ran my analysis; somebody sprayed a blueberry scented perfume directly into his mouth. Now, he's going to be in quarantine till he can stop coughing that spray so we don't risk an infection.