Yasuyoshi 's zealous love for Splatoon spawned an RP where he enlisted my one character who would be terrible for the game to play a few rounds with his own. Butters and Skipper were put into Team Chaos (a fitting name), then were shoved into a machine to make them both hybrids so they could be "inked", and then... chaos ensured.

And, please note I said "terrible FOR the game". Not AT.

The first game was a "No Contest" because Butters, after hearing the goal was to ink as much floor as possible in three minutes, hooked up the fire extinguisher system to spray the entire field in their gold ink for a solid three minutes. She then was informed the idea was to let the other team compete too.

The second get started off normally. However, it wasn't long before the other team noticed none of the ink was sticking to any surface no matter what they tried. Once the timer ran out, Team Chaos won by a 0.01% to 0% covering ratio because Butters had covered the field in a hydrophobic isoformaldehyde save for a tiny corner in the back. That game was also declared null and void, despite Butters claim that the one spot was equadistant to the spawns.

The third game never happened because the next venue was entirely submerged in gold goo. Totally underwater. Butters pled innocence to that one.

The fourth game had Butters enter with twenty-four Splattershots all duct-taped into a massive Gatling gun of flood hose. She was removed from play, leaving Skipper to fight all three opponents on his own (their third got stuck in a time flux that Butters set up during their hybridization so their bodies wouldn't age during the event, preventing any negative consequences of mixing Mew DNA with Splatoon Squid Ink - she refused to elaborate what said consequences were). Team Order won that one despite Skipper's best efforts.

The fifth game, after much lecturing, saw Butters play it perfectly normally. No tricks, no gimmicks, just a Splatterscope and absolutely perfect aim and opponent reads due to an overly analytical mind and understanding of 3D geometry, applied forces, and wind dynamics. She headshot all her opponents on their spawn over and over from across the entire field for a solid three minutes while she idled her time away with Sudoku (as you see above).

In the end, Team Order was given the win by default and disqualification because of excessive use of rule loopholes.

Oh, the irony...