Look it's that one guy from Dragon Age.

Damn you and your inability to pick locks and open chests. Now I have to level the hell out of you personally because if I don't control you you never get the exp when the witch chick and that knight guy are blasting and charging away at shit also how do you manage to miss with BOTH of your weapons when hitting a giant ogre who is standing right in front of you or a spider who is right next to you or a wizard who is TOUCHING YOU WITH FIRE. Good thing I love you or else I would hate you on principal.