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KT sez "Maersk".
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Maersk
Clearly defined as a small, Native American species of elephant standing only a foot tall. They are surprisingly fast, and bipedal. Unlike their African and Indian bretheren, they have three nostrils, while the other have one and two. Their tusks are small, but worth just as much as their relatives, and as such, were killed off some many years ago. In Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, when Ace is over reacting in the trophy room, you can see one for three frames, about a second or two into it. It's in the bottom left corner, smoking a pipe. The owner of the statue offered to donate it to the movie upon request that Jim Carrey never act in another sequel, as their inevitable tendencies to be worse than the original films would just as inevitably ruin his career, and the owner of the statue was too big a fan to watch Mr. Carrey do something like throw his life away. Jim agreed, but only after much thought. As such, he's much happier now, knowing he never has to do any crappy sequels, though he is very upset to see what people have done to the legacies of his films, and is currently on a hunt for the kid who did Ace Ventura Jr., and will not rest until his head has been severed from his neck and is dunked in a vat of corn syrup, frozen solid, and put on display to set an example for future child stars who may unwittingly be insulting a great actor's career. His journey has him currently situated in Guatemala, where the child's family had just left from vacation exactly two days prior to Jim's arrival. He plans to leave in another day or so, once he's done sampling the culture (he has a thing for not wanting to waste his time).
bet you thought you made that word up, didn't you? Well, that just goes to show what you know, hunh, you humorous little thing you? ;P
Clearly defined as a small, Native American species of elephant standing only a foot tall. They are surprisingly fast, and bipedal. Unlike their African and Indian bretheren, they have three nostrils, while the other have one and two. Their tusks are small, but worth just as much as their relatives, and as such, were killed off some many years ago. In Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, when Ace is over reacting in the trophy room, you can see one for three frames, about a second or two into it. It's in the bottom left corner, smoking a pipe. The owner of the statue offered to donate it to the movie upon request that Jim Carrey never act in another sequel, as their inevitable tendencies to be worse than the original films would just as inevitably ruin his career, and the owner of the statue was too big a fan to watch Mr. Carrey do something like throw his life away. Jim agreed, but only after much thought. As such, he's much happier now, knowing he never has to do any crappy sequels, though he is very upset to see what people have done to the legacies of his films, and is currently on a hunt for the kid who did Ace Ventura Jr., and will not rest until his head has been severed from his neck and is dunked in a vat of corn syrup, frozen solid, and put on display to set an example for future child stars who may unwittingly be insulting a great actor's career. His journey has him currently situated in Guatemala, where the child's family had just left from vacation exactly two days prior to Jim's arrival. He plans to leave in another day or so, once he's done sampling the culture (he has a thing for not wanting to waste his time).
bet you thought you made that word up, didn't you? Well, that just goes to show what you know, hunh, you humorous little thing you? ;P
What's wrong with saying Maersk though? I can say Maersk if I want!
Well, I suppose if my saying Maersk really does bother you, I could stop saying Maersk if you'd like me to stop saying Maersk. I can easily avoid saying Maersk. I'll stop saying Maersk right now! You just watch: no more will the word Maersk escape my lips. Nosirree, no more Maersk over here! No Maersk. Maersk Maersk Maersk. That's what we'll have no more of. Maersk.
Well, I suppose if my saying Maersk really does bother you, I could stop saying Maersk if you'd like me to stop saying Maersk. I can easily avoid saying Maersk. I'll stop saying Maersk right now! You just watch: no more will the word Maersk escape my lips. Nosirree, no more Maersk over here! No Maersk. Maersk Maersk Maersk. That's what we'll have no more of. Maersk.
Hapag-Lloyd! Hamburg Süd! Yang Ming! P&O Nedlloyd!
I've always been fascinated by intermodal containers and container ships - once, in a paper I wrote in high school, I compared the names on shipping containers and how they roll off the tongue to fine wines.
Maersk has the best name and the coolest logo. And their ships are blue!
I've always been fascinated by intermodal containers and container ships - once, in a paper I wrote in high school, I compared the names on shipping containers and how they roll off the tongue to fine wines.
Maersk has the best name and the coolest logo. And their ships are blue!
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