Back to some more GW2 stuff! Recently the real life person, if those REALLY exist, who plays Yaria had a birthday! So as Tepkk and Yaria are currently a cute dorky couple as two 'enemy' PR members I wrote a thing to wish her happy birthday enjoy our two dweebs! Hope you like it as much as she did. They have discussed children after they became offical but are both a little too nervouse for that. So instead got a baby female Possum as their furry baby! And Ted is a necromantic construct thats life force is tied to Yaria. So thats why hes in here as well :>
Rolling for love;
In the depths of Rata Sum there was an old battleground. Where Peacemakers and Inquest openly fought. Crashing and railing against each other both in full disregard of the publics safety. The technological might barely kept in check by the rules of the field. Money and lives up for grabs. The constant back and fourth.
That place was Brunns' n' Wikk Lanes. And the Inquest and Peacemaker teams always caused such annoyance for the public trying to have a nice evening!
But it was still a decently popular night out spot really. Twenty one lanes were not the most you could have but being Asura sized they fit into a nice little corner up of the Upper residential district. And like proper Asura there was more! Not only were there fully automated lanes but there was also a restaurant in there. A sit down one too! And while the menu was adjusted if you were ordering from the lanes - so there wouldn't be another situation of College Kids rolling a cake down the lanes - you could get some nice comfort food as you were there. And to bring in more people just next to the restaurant was a little hang out area. Some small holo golem combat tables as well as screens that often showed the Golem races and combat going on at the time. Suuure they had been hijacked a few times to show illegal sports but Wikk had already worked out a deal with the Peacemakers with some of their PR help. And so was totally innocent when that happened!
One of those PR was actually talking with Wikk about how the business had been going as the red headband next to her bobbed up and down as he tried to get the special slidey shoes on. Opraa on the shoulder next to the headband looking around at all the new noise. Occasionally making little v faces at stuff but calmed down and leaned into the pets when Yaria reached back to softly pet her ears and head. The small pink bow between her ears thankfully not inhibiting the pets at all! Tepkk himself finally getting the shoe on and standing up properly as he made sure they still had the basket they had brought to keep Opraa nice and comfy while they had their fun. Ted currently asleep in the bottom of that to keep him around too. Thankfully both the tiny babies were friendly with each other and Tep and Yaria did what they could to spread the love evenly.
Yaria was in a tasteful green dress with some black embroidery on it. Small spherical ear rings for the occasion of course. Some dark grey wrist warmers that had small bits of green fabric that draped over the backs of her hands. And the silly shoes they had to wear for this activity totally throwing it all off. Meanwhile Tep was in his bog standard PR uniform. Couple stuff!
"It seems busy today Wikk, is there some kind of event going on?" Yaria would ask as she held out an arm to Teps shoulder and Opraa happily waddled from him to her.
"Yeah, there's...not really a tournament but from what I overheard when they busted in here but I think its one of those 'things said at Plikters' events. Where boasts over drinks escalated into a 'lets settle it then'." He shrugged as he leaned over the desk at the start and handed back Yaria datapad after taking off the payment for some games. Discounted at course for the whole totally legal law wriggling. "Nice to see you again Tepkk, and actually here to have fun rather than just deliver messages for once."
Tepkk nodding with a big smile as he kicked his feet a little to make sure the shoes were on. "Yep! Even PR gets some time off and so we decided to have a little night out. Hopefully the disagreements being settled won't drain the enjoyment tonight."
Yaria just smiled as she reached to pat Teps ear on her side. "Oh darling don't be silly! We're on our own lane and I don't care if they are insulting each others ears, we'll just have fun regardless of them!" Opraa hissing in response and reaching out for Tep with her little feethands. Tep nodding and smiling as he softly scooped up the possum and plopped her into the basket before nodding at Wikk again.
"Thanks again Wikk, let Brunn know that I think I can speak for both of us when I say that we hope he umm...recovers soon!" Yaria nodded and then waved at Wikk as the two walked off. Opraa looking out the back of the basket Tep carried and puttering at Wikk as they walked off. Wikk nodding a little to himself as he huhed - it really did sound like some tiny Charr engine trying to turn over. Thank goodness Asura intellect let them have such better forms of power. Welp back to the grind.
The disagreement seemed to thankfully be confined to lanes Sixteen to twenty one which was great as Yaria had managed to get them lane one! Far from the arguments and general rambunctious nature of the two opposing teams. Inquest and Peacemakers always arguing and trying to out do the other. Well besides lane one. Where Tepkk and Yaria were happily leaning against one another as they set the basket on the table and set to work setting up their little space.
Out of the basket first came a soft blanket that they spread over the table. Opraas little button nose sticking out as she sniffed around. Before she was softly taken out and set on the blanket. Now if she wanted to sleep she would be comfy! Ted coming out next as he hergalbed in his normal manner and was set beside the possum. Next came out the small satchel of food for the two. Small berries for Opraa, little cooked meat chunks for Ted, and then small bones for both of them! Onto a napkin they went in the middle as the two babies waddled or skittered over to it and started to snack on it. Happily hugging each other that their children were happy and that they were out doing a thing Tep and Yaria nodded as they looked down the lane...They had no idea what to do really.
Thankfully they had the CLEARLY professions team across the alley to watch as they seemed to have their names in the screen in front of the lanes. The Inquest seemed to all be wearing gloves of some kind on their dominant hand while the Peacemakers had none. Hard to tell who was doing better as both seemed to be talking and gesturing the same amount of smack at each other. Yaria humming a little as Tep sneakily started to type into the screen before standing next to it with a silly smile on his face.
Trash
Yells
That got him a giggle and a little boop to his nose before they both moved over to the rack of bowling spheres and started to trial the weight and span of them. It took awhile but they both finally had one as they walked back. Setting the spheres on the ball return before they stopped EVERYTHING to take out their pads. Switching to camera mode and awwwing up a storm as they moved back to the table. Ted had flopped on his back as he chewed on some meat chunks and Opraa had laid over him and seemed to be enjoying a possible nap on the squishy pillow she was now using. The few Asura that were on their side of the alley just squinting at the two weirdoes making fools of themselves before huffing and going about their important day.
But after they had taken pictures from several angels the two dorks put away their pads as Tep plopped his coat on one of the chairs before nodding. "Right...I'm first. Lets try not to break anything Tep," he muttered to himself as Yaria gave him a thumbs up and a back pat.
"You got this darling!"
Tep taking some time to look over and watch what the pros were doing. Doing what he could to hold the ball like they were as he slipped his fingers into the holes before nodding. They then just...walked up and threw it? Throwing out a leg as they did? Hummming a little he looked back down the lane and nodded. Right he could do this. Taking a few steps forward he started to bring his arm down to let the weight of the ball...throw him completely off balance. Stumbling toward the lane itself he urked and kind of hopped forward before letting the ball go.
It DID stay on the lane!
But so did Tep as he went torso over the line. Looking up just in time to see the ball roll itself down toward the pins!
Before it hung to the left and went right in the gutter. Yaria just covering her mouth as he hnnfph-ed and tried not to giggle TOO hard at that. But when Tep picked himself up she had moved to be sitting next to his coat. One leg over the other and with her hands crossed in her lap. Nodding with dignity at that first throw. "Well done Darling, getting very...snnkk...into the sport." The giggles starting to break through the stoic facade as Tep just smiled and nodded. Not giving a single care at the tsking he was getting from further down as he picked up the ball again and this time moved to the line and stopped. Before letting his arm rotate backwards and then forwards! It was slow but it at least didn't take him with it this time. Thonk thonk thonking over the thumb hole as the ball slooowly rolled down. Tep air controller waving his arms to the right as the ball started to drift left again. Doing little hops as he tried to will the thing to stay on the lane.
Yaria just awwing at her silly little Red and the babies on the table as they rested. But she looked up just in time to see the ball reach the end. Knocking over a solitary pin.
Tep jumping up in happiness with a little star jump before he turned and ran back to Yarua. "Honey! Did you see!? I got a point!" Tep looking up to see that the score screen showed 0/1. The lane already resetting for Yells as Yaria clapped for Tep and gave him a little peck on the cheek as she got up. Smiling at his reddening ears for public smooches before patting his dreads.
"You did Darling, very proud of you." Scooping up her ball as Tep plopped himself down in her chair. The Inquest taking out a little dish from the basket and filling it with water from his belt canteen for the babies as they extracted themselves from their resting pile to move over to lap for Opraa and headplant in as Ted. Before Tep focused back at Yaria.
She seemed to be taking a more cautious approach that Tep as she had walked up to the line before kneeling down. Setting the ball in front of her knees before giving it a good shove! As she wasn't using the finger holes there was no thonking of the ball rolling over them. Instead it was just slow and steady. And started to hang right instead of left. Softly bumping into the six and ten pin and setting them rattling befoooore the ten plopped over!
Tep giving her a cheer that she got one as Yaria just smiled and got up before heading back. Accepting the gentle high-5 from Tep for success! The Inquest and Peacemaker teams both looking over and scoffing at their silly none competitive fun! Fools! Yaria trying the same thing again but since the ten pin was gone the ball just thunked into the backstop. At least she was very accurate! But got a hug either way before both of them moved their chairs to the table to pet the babies for awhile.
Of the three games they had paid for the couple had only actually rolled one of them. If anyone was really keeping score between them Yaria had technically won but neither of them really focused on that. Having spent most of their time playing with the babies and talking. The actually serious games going on had ended in Inquest victory however. Galtt had managed to pick up a 6 and 7 pin split for the win. The majority of the alley had been on that side to watch and many cheers had been had. Tep and Yaria were too busy feeding the babies potato fries but had clapped when everyone else had been - they were part of the celebration too after all!
More smack talk had been handed out and the Peacemakers had made sure the Inquest knew that while they had won round one no competition ever had just one round! The Inquest had made sure to let the Peacemakers know that round two would be a further humiliation! While Tep made sure Yaria knew that he had had a really nice time tonight as they folded up the blanket and started to pack away the basket and its contents. Opraa and Ted softly picked up and plopped on the blanket bed in there as both were happily asleep.
The Inquest team leaving with lots of hoots and hollars of victory as the Peacemakers stalked out in quiet determination.
While the dorks walked out hand in hand all smiles as they both wished Brunn a nice night! The large Asura looking from painting a bowling pin and adjusting the breathing mask over his face and giving both of them a murderous stare and a grunt. Before back to his work. Nice guy - supposedly had some sandwich chef brother somewhere. Tep and Yaria happily walking out behind the two serious teams and heading home. They were going to have fun tonight. Some nice hot steamy fun.
It was stew concoction night!
Rolling for love;
In the depths of Rata Sum there was an old battleground. Where Peacemakers and Inquest openly fought. Crashing and railing against each other both in full disregard of the publics safety. The technological might barely kept in check by the rules of the field. Money and lives up for grabs. The constant back and fourth.
That place was Brunns' n' Wikk Lanes. And the Inquest and Peacemaker teams always caused such annoyance for the public trying to have a nice evening!
But it was still a decently popular night out spot really. Twenty one lanes were not the most you could have but being Asura sized they fit into a nice little corner up of the Upper residential district. And like proper Asura there was more! Not only were there fully automated lanes but there was also a restaurant in there. A sit down one too! And while the menu was adjusted if you were ordering from the lanes - so there wouldn't be another situation of College Kids rolling a cake down the lanes - you could get some nice comfort food as you were there. And to bring in more people just next to the restaurant was a little hang out area. Some small holo golem combat tables as well as screens that often showed the Golem races and combat going on at the time. Suuure they had been hijacked a few times to show illegal sports but Wikk had already worked out a deal with the Peacemakers with some of their PR help. And so was totally innocent when that happened!
One of those PR was actually talking with Wikk about how the business had been going as the red headband next to her bobbed up and down as he tried to get the special slidey shoes on. Opraa on the shoulder next to the headband looking around at all the new noise. Occasionally making little v faces at stuff but calmed down and leaned into the pets when Yaria reached back to softly pet her ears and head. The small pink bow between her ears thankfully not inhibiting the pets at all! Tepkk himself finally getting the shoe on and standing up properly as he made sure they still had the basket they had brought to keep Opraa nice and comfy while they had their fun. Ted currently asleep in the bottom of that to keep him around too. Thankfully both the tiny babies were friendly with each other and Tep and Yaria did what they could to spread the love evenly.
Yaria was in a tasteful green dress with some black embroidery on it. Small spherical ear rings for the occasion of course. Some dark grey wrist warmers that had small bits of green fabric that draped over the backs of her hands. And the silly shoes they had to wear for this activity totally throwing it all off. Meanwhile Tep was in his bog standard PR uniform. Couple stuff!
"It seems busy today Wikk, is there some kind of event going on?" Yaria would ask as she held out an arm to Teps shoulder and Opraa happily waddled from him to her.
"Yeah, there's...not really a tournament but from what I overheard when they busted in here but I think its one of those 'things said at Plikters' events. Where boasts over drinks escalated into a 'lets settle it then'." He shrugged as he leaned over the desk at the start and handed back Yaria datapad after taking off the payment for some games. Discounted at course for the whole totally legal law wriggling. "Nice to see you again Tepkk, and actually here to have fun rather than just deliver messages for once."
Tepkk nodding with a big smile as he kicked his feet a little to make sure the shoes were on. "Yep! Even PR gets some time off and so we decided to have a little night out. Hopefully the disagreements being settled won't drain the enjoyment tonight."
Yaria just smiled as she reached to pat Teps ear on her side. "Oh darling don't be silly! We're on our own lane and I don't care if they are insulting each others ears, we'll just have fun regardless of them!" Opraa hissing in response and reaching out for Tep with her little feethands. Tep nodding and smiling as he softly scooped up the possum and plopped her into the basket before nodding at Wikk again.
"Thanks again Wikk, let Brunn know that I think I can speak for both of us when I say that we hope he umm...recovers soon!" Yaria nodded and then waved at Wikk as the two walked off. Opraa looking out the back of the basket Tep carried and puttering at Wikk as they walked off. Wikk nodding a little to himself as he huhed - it really did sound like some tiny Charr engine trying to turn over. Thank goodness Asura intellect let them have such better forms of power. Welp back to the grind.
The disagreement seemed to thankfully be confined to lanes Sixteen to twenty one which was great as Yaria had managed to get them lane one! Far from the arguments and general rambunctious nature of the two opposing teams. Inquest and Peacemakers always arguing and trying to out do the other. Well besides lane one. Where Tepkk and Yaria were happily leaning against one another as they set the basket on the table and set to work setting up their little space.
Out of the basket first came a soft blanket that they spread over the table. Opraas little button nose sticking out as she sniffed around. Before she was softly taken out and set on the blanket. Now if she wanted to sleep she would be comfy! Ted coming out next as he hergalbed in his normal manner and was set beside the possum. Next came out the small satchel of food for the two. Small berries for Opraa, little cooked meat chunks for Ted, and then small bones for both of them! Onto a napkin they went in the middle as the two babies waddled or skittered over to it and started to snack on it. Happily hugging each other that their children were happy and that they were out doing a thing Tep and Yaria nodded as they looked down the lane...They had no idea what to do really.
Thankfully they had the CLEARLY professions team across the alley to watch as they seemed to have their names in the screen in front of the lanes. The Inquest seemed to all be wearing gloves of some kind on their dominant hand while the Peacemakers had none. Hard to tell who was doing better as both seemed to be talking and gesturing the same amount of smack at each other. Yaria humming a little as Tep sneakily started to type into the screen before standing next to it with a silly smile on his face.
Trash
Yells
That got him a giggle and a little boop to his nose before they both moved over to the rack of bowling spheres and started to trial the weight and span of them. It took awhile but they both finally had one as they walked back. Setting the spheres on the ball return before they stopped EVERYTHING to take out their pads. Switching to camera mode and awwwing up a storm as they moved back to the table. Ted had flopped on his back as he chewed on some meat chunks and Opraa had laid over him and seemed to be enjoying a possible nap on the squishy pillow she was now using. The few Asura that were on their side of the alley just squinting at the two weirdoes making fools of themselves before huffing and going about their important day.
But after they had taken pictures from several angels the two dorks put away their pads as Tep plopped his coat on one of the chairs before nodding. "Right...I'm first. Lets try not to break anything Tep," he muttered to himself as Yaria gave him a thumbs up and a back pat.
"You got this darling!"
Tep taking some time to look over and watch what the pros were doing. Doing what he could to hold the ball like they were as he slipped his fingers into the holes before nodding. They then just...walked up and threw it? Throwing out a leg as they did? Hummming a little he looked back down the lane and nodded. Right he could do this. Taking a few steps forward he started to bring his arm down to let the weight of the ball...throw him completely off balance. Stumbling toward the lane itself he urked and kind of hopped forward before letting the ball go.
It DID stay on the lane!
But so did Tep as he went torso over the line. Looking up just in time to see the ball roll itself down toward the pins!
Before it hung to the left and went right in the gutter. Yaria just covering her mouth as he hnnfph-ed and tried not to giggle TOO hard at that. But when Tep picked himself up she had moved to be sitting next to his coat. One leg over the other and with her hands crossed in her lap. Nodding with dignity at that first throw. "Well done Darling, getting very...snnkk...into the sport." The giggles starting to break through the stoic facade as Tep just smiled and nodded. Not giving a single care at the tsking he was getting from further down as he picked up the ball again and this time moved to the line and stopped. Before letting his arm rotate backwards and then forwards! It was slow but it at least didn't take him with it this time. Thonk thonk thonking over the thumb hole as the ball slooowly rolled down. Tep air controller waving his arms to the right as the ball started to drift left again. Doing little hops as he tried to will the thing to stay on the lane.
Yaria just awwing at her silly little Red and the babies on the table as they rested. But she looked up just in time to see the ball reach the end. Knocking over a solitary pin.
Tep jumping up in happiness with a little star jump before he turned and ran back to Yarua. "Honey! Did you see!? I got a point!" Tep looking up to see that the score screen showed 0/1. The lane already resetting for Yells as Yaria clapped for Tep and gave him a little peck on the cheek as she got up. Smiling at his reddening ears for public smooches before patting his dreads.
"You did Darling, very proud of you." Scooping up her ball as Tep plopped himself down in her chair. The Inquest taking out a little dish from the basket and filling it with water from his belt canteen for the babies as they extracted themselves from their resting pile to move over to lap for Opraa and headplant in as Ted. Before Tep focused back at Yaria.
She seemed to be taking a more cautious approach that Tep as she had walked up to the line before kneeling down. Setting the ball in front of her knees before giving it a good shove! As she wasn't using the finger holes there was no thonking of the ball rolling over them. Instead it was just slow and steady. And started to hang right instead of left. Softly bumping into the six and ten pin and setting them rattling befoooore the ten plopped over!
Tep giving her a cheer that she got one as Yaria just smiled and got up before heading back. Accepting the gentle high-5 from Tep for success! The Inquest and Peacemaker teams both looking over and scoffing at their silly none competitive fun! Fools! Yaria trying the same thing again but since the ten pin was gone the ball just thunked into the backstop. At least she was very accurate! But got a hug either way before both of them moved their chairs to the table to pet the babies for awhile.
Of the three games they had paid for the couple had only actually rolled one of them. If anyone was really keeping score between them Yaria had technically won but neither of them really focused on that. Having spent most of their time playing with the babies and talking. The actually serious games going on had ended in Inquest victory however. Galtt had managed to pick up a 6 and 7 pin split for the win. The majority of the alley had been on that side to watch and many cheers had been had. Tep and Yaria were too busy feeding the babies potato fries but had clapped when everyone else had been - they were part of the celebration too after all!
More smack talk had been handed out and the Peacemakers had made sure the Inquest knew that while they had won round one no competition ever had just one round! The Inquest had made sure to let the Peacemakers know that round two would be a further humiliation! While Tep made sure Yaria knew that he had had a really nice time tonight as they folded up the blanket and started to pack away the basket and its contents. Opraa and Ted softly picked up and plopped on the blanket bed in there as both were happily asleep.
The Inquest team leaving with lots of hoots and hollars of victory as the Peacemakers stalked out in quiet determination.
While the dorks walked out hand in hand all smiles as they both wished Brunn a nice night! The large Asura looking from painting a bowling pin and adjusting the breathing mask over his face and giving both of them a murderous stare and a grunt. Before back to his work. Nice guy - supposedly had some sandwich chef brother somewhere. Tep and Yaria happily walking out behind the two serious teams and heading home. They were going to have fun tonight. Some nice hot steamy fun.
It was stew concoction night!
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