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Name: Rocky Road
Species: Rock Hyrax
Age: 72
Likes: Dancing, Twerking (Rarely), Sitcoms, Treasure, Storytelling, Nature, Watching the sunset, Socializing, Fart Jokes (Rarely), History
Dislikes: Internet, Being called "Old Man", Terrorist, Butt Slaps, People making fun of his butt, Criticisms, Liars, Sarcasm, Being ignored, Things not going his way, Stupid people, Tough guy wannabes
Favorite Food: Fried Plantains
Occupation: Miner
Birthplace: Zimbabwe
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Drill Pick
Title: Scavenging Menace of the Underground Tunnels
Fursonal Quote: “You sure you wanna ride this train? It's not too late to change your mind.”
Mr. H: "You know, when it comes to old people, some can be pretty tough to deal with. And by "tough", I mean how they'll kick your ass despite being too old. And as they say, "you're never too old". With that being said, here's our next warrior from Zimbabwe, Rocky Road. An old coot, yet tough as nails. He's a miner, and he loves to dig for treasure. And despite being a greymuzzle, I see he's got a lot of booty under those camo pants. Hehehe. Just GOTTA love camos. Now, Rocky Road never backs down from a fight for whoever DARES try and challenge him. Just because he's old as shit, that don't mean he can't knock the shit out cha. Now, Rocky Road fights with his almighty drill pick - it's a pickaxe...but with drills! So, he can pick AND drill both at the same time. But, boy, can that drill pick pierce your body with just one swing. And if you think that's bad, you should see how Rocky Road's fatass blew up the bathroom."
Species: Rock Hyrax
Age: 72
Likes: Dancing, Twerking (Rarely), Sitcoms, Treasure, Storytelling, Nature, Watching the sunset, Socializing, Fart Jokes (Rarely), History
Dislikes: Internet, Being called "Old Man", Terrorist, Butt Slaps, People making fun of his butt, Criticisms, Liars, Sarcasm, Being ignored, Things not going his way, Stupid people, Tough guy wannabes
Favorite Food: Fried Plantains
Occupation: Miner
Birthplace: Zimbabwe
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Drill Pick
Title: Scavenging Menace of the Underground Tunnels
Fursonal Quote: “You sure you wanna ride this train? It's not too late to change your mind.”
Mr. H: "You know, when it comes to old people, some can be pretty tough to deal with. And by "tough", I mean how they'll kick your ass despite being too old. And as they say, "you're never too old". With that being said, here's our next warrior from Zimbabwe, Rocky Road. An old coot, yet tough as nails. He's a miner, and he loves to dig for treasure. And despite being a greymuzzle, I see he's got a lot of booty under those camo pants. Hehehe. Just GOTTA love camos. Now, Rocky Road never backs down from a fight for whoever DARES try and challenge him. Just because he's old as shit, that don't mean he can't knock the shit out cha. Now, Rocky Road fights with his almighty drill pick - it's a pickaxe...but with drills! So, he can pick AND drill both at the same time. But, boy, can that drill pick pierce your body with just one swing. And if you think that's bad, you should see how Rocky Road's fatass blew up the bathroom."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 1199 x 1280px
File Size 139 kB
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