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"I want . . . "
"Yes?"
"To be . . . "
"Go on."
"A LUMBERJACK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM
"Yes?"
"To be . . . "
"Go on."
"A LUMBERJACK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM
as a former father that lost his kids I can sum up his request with a single word
INVOLVEMENT.
I would cut off body parts JUST TO KNOW that my daughter is doing ok. that I made the right decision by giving her up
to know that Just Friggin once in my life I did the right thing for the right reasons and it all worked out nearly 20 years later...
INVOLVEMENT.
I would cut off body parts JUST TO KNOW that my daughter is doing ok. that I made the right decision by giving her up
to know that Just Friggin once in my life I did the right thing for the right reasons and it all worked out nearly 20 years later...
"Godfather" might be better. Should something unfortunate happen to them.
Still, I wish I could offer you some condolances. But I don't have any children of my own... Well, IRL at least. I can't imagine what either of your situations must be like. Even so, I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I had a child that I never got to know even a little.
Still, I wish I could offer you some condolances. But I don't have any children of my own... Well, IRL at least. I can't imagine what either of your situations must be like. Even so, I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I had a child that I never got to know even a little.
Wait, "Krugerrands"? Look the fact that the Krugers are loaded is amazing enough, but to be so incredibly rich that they litterally have the monetary system named after THEM instead of the Monarchy is just crazy....
Also Uri could have said it a little louder. There's a deaf man in southern Florida that didn't quite hear him. (Seriously surprised the man's wife didn't even notice at this point. Like Perfessor-Bear suggested, I think he is prepared for Uri's demands, as is little miss hot chocolate.).
Also Uri could have said it a little louder. There's a deaf man in southern Florida that didn't quite hear him. (Seriously surprised the man's wife didn't even notice at this point. Like Perfessor-Bear suggested, I think he is prepared for Uri's demands, as is little miss hot chocolate.).
heh.... that's way better than the currency in my country. A single "ß∫" is worth only about 25¢ US (It's actually a little more than that, but who counts decimals of a single cent?)
So for those of you not wiling to do the math…
A Million Kugerrand is actually…
$1,750,000
~1,570,423 Euro
~437,500 ß∫
and 0.0000000001 UriF*ks2giv.
So for those of you not wiling to do the math…
A Million Kugerrand is actually…
$1,750,000
~1,570,423 Euro
~437,500 ß∫
and 0.0000000001 UriF*ks2giv.
your currency is called "Ss"?
and 4 ß∫ to a dollar is a very good exchange rate. The world average (if you exclude Zimbabwe) is 990 Local Currency Units to a dollar (the average isn't in the link, but I did the math)
and 4 ß∫ to a dollar is a very good exchange rate. The world average (if you exclude Zimbabwe) is 990 Local Currency Units to a dollar (the average isn't in the link, but I did the math)
Actually it's called "Blamber", but putting it's version of "$/¢" is impossible on computers, so I use "ß∫". Also, because "Blamber" sounds dumber than just using the symbols for "Beta Integral".
Well, it's easy to remember at least. Like I said, it's not an exactly a precise rate because a ß∫ is the smallest pysical unit. Brightside, no inflation problems as of yet.
Well, it's easy to remember at least. Like I said, it's not an exactly a precise rate because a ß∫ is the smallest pysical unit. Brightside, no inflation problems as of yet.
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