"Just when you thought lycanthropy couldn't get any stranger... Don't ask, okay? It's an embarrassing story, and in my defense I was really, REALLY drunk at the time. It was a full moon, and I'd been left unsupervised. I mean -REALLY- drunk. Completely smashed out of my mind, and that's saying something with a werewolf's constitution. If I ever find out who spiked my drinks, and whatever they spiked it with, I'm gonna- Ummm... Actually, I should probably shut up now before I say anything incriminating. Just... don't ask, okay? And stop laughing!"

With deepest thanks to  hunterwolf for the inspiration! This has been a very fun character to create and play, and has won much kudos, applause, and laughter for the look... as well as an Honorable Mention at a horror-themed costume contest!