Name: Alberta Bound

Species: Badgeer (Badger-Deer Hybrid)

Age: 42

Likes: Brickleberry, South Park, Country Music, Inflation, Big Beautiful Women, Chewing on toothpicks, Nature, Toilet Humor, Fart Jokes, Without a Paddle, Larry the Cable Guy, Nickelback

Dislikes: Social Studies, Mathematics, Meat (He's vegetarian), Pollution, Mosquitos, Bees (He once got stung by one), Spanking

Favorite Food: Spinach Salad

Occupation: Trucker

Birthplace: Alberta

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Two Nock Guns

Title: Woodland Roughneck

Fursonal Quote: “How's about you mind your own damn business, and worry about your own hide.”

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Mr. H: "Well, well, well. More truckers. Why am I not surprised? I must say, the Infurnationals sure is grabbing a lot of hot daddy truckers like this new dude right here. This badger-deer trucker is Alberta Bound. Also, can we admire that shirt he's wearing? Hehehe. It's kinda hilarious. I like big bucks and I cannot lie. *starts singing* You other hunters can't deny that when a rut struts by at a little bitty pace and shakes that wide rack in your face you get SPRUNG! *stops singing* Hahahahaha! Anywho, Alberta Bound wields two seven-barreled flintlock smoothbore firearms called "Nock Guns". When they're ignited, they fire seven simultaneously at his opponents. Pretty fucking sweet, ain't it?"