Name: Nutty Buddy

Species: Squear (Squirrel-Bear Hybrid)

Age: 48

Likes: Flatulence, Burping, Telling jokes, Prank Calls, Drinking Games, Cartoons, Armpit Farting, Toilet Humor, Musky things, Nature

Dislikes: Fat Shaming, Kink Shaming, Criticisms, Homophobes, Pollution

Favorite Food: Beer Nuts

Occupation: Auto Mechanic

Birthplace: Idaho, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Twin Mallets

Title: Wacky Mallet Man

Fursonal Quote: “I'm nutty. I'm your buddy. I am Nutty Buddy. What can this big lad do for ya?”

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Mr. H: "Okay...before I go on about this guy, I just have to say...that is the most broken, messy, wrecked, and possibly musky attire I have EVER seen on this guy. Like, holy shit. It's like he was raised in the woods or took on a pack of wild animals. You know, can you imagine someone in the real world wearing something like this in public? Anyways, this guy is Nutty Buddy. He's pretty "nutty" alright, and he makes a good "buddy". Hehehehe. In fact, he can be quite nutty when it comes to dual-wielding mallets. Oh, by the way. If you ever start hanging out with this dude...I advice you to lock your door someplace where you might sleep in for tonight. Unless you wanna wake up to his big squirrely ass, followed by the smell of "peanut gas". *covers his nose* Ugh..."