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"Can everyone hear me? Get close, you may need to bunch in, quite a turnout today. Everyone? Great!
Good morning! My name is Felicity #23, and I'll be your tour guide today on this behind-the-scenes tour of Fenris Industries' primary facility. Feel free to just call me Felicity if you want, or just 23.
Before we be- Please hold all questions until we pause at our first stop, I'll be able to answer ALL inquiries then. ...Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words about what's been called our 'titan' factory.
Housed within this building is an expansive research and development department, staffed by over two-thousand hard-working scientists, several factory floors where we package and ship our products, and on-site sleeping quarters for the staff. With cafeterias, movie theaters and gymnasium's provided for them all, it's no wonder they never want to go home! In addition, as I'm sure you noticed, the front half of our facility also includes our cosmetics/surgery clinic and a complete shopping store! That's right, not only do we make all those fun toys here, but we also sell them right out of this building when we aren't shipping out to other locations.
However, anyone can see THAT anytime they want. What you are going to see is all the neat stuff that's going on behind locked doors!
Now, for your safety, it's required that you keep your bio-hazard masks on at all times. Should you detect any problems with your mask, inform me at once. Follow all printed directions, and don't touch anything you haven't been informed explicitly that you're allowed to. If you detect any odors, try not to inhale, and avoid looking directly at anything that seems unnaturally compelling. Lastly, don't talk to anything that doesn't have a mouth.
Good? Good! off we go then!"
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Good morning! My name is Felicity #23, and I'll be your tour guide today on this behind-the-scenes tour of Fenris Industries' primary facility. Feel free to just call me Felicity if you want, or just 23.
Before we be- Please hold all questions until we pause at our first stop, I'll be able to answer ALL inquiries then. ...Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words about what's been called our 'titan' factory.
Housed within this building is an expansive research and development department, staffed by over two-thousand hard-working scientists, several factory floors where we package and ship our products, and on-site sleeping quarters for the staff. With cafeterias, movie theaters and gymnasium's provided for them all, it's no wonder they never want to go home! In addition, as I'm sure you noticed, the front half of our facility also includes our cosmetics/surgery clinic and a complete shopping store! That's right, not only do we make all those fun toys here, but we also sell them right out of this building when we aren't shipping out to other locations.
However, anyone can see THAT anytime they want. What you are going to see is all the neat stuff that's going on behind locked doors!
Now, for your safety, it's required that you keep your bio-hazard masks on at all times. Should you detect any problems with your mask, inform me at once. Follow all printed directions, and don't touch anything you haven't been informed explicitly that you're allowed to. If you detect any odors, try not to inhale, and avoid looking directly at anything that seems unnaturally compelling. Lastly, don't talk to anything that doesn't have a mouth.
Good? Good! off we go then!"
Follow me!
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Category Artwork (Traditional) / All
Species Hyena
Size 800 x 829px
File Size 375.6 kB
"Fenris Industries is always looking for new help! As an industry on the rise, it's only through the dilligence of our employees, volunteers and- otherwise that we can keep going. ...though it must of course be noted that it's entirely up to management which department you're place into, and employees are always subject to shift rotations."
"That's correct sir! I'm the 23'd in the Felicity model line. I've been specifically engineered from the core donor's genetics for maximum helpfulness! And darned if you're not dealing with the BEST Felicity design yet! Why, if you'd come for a tour just a few months ago, you would've met Felicity 22, poor dear. We hadn't quite worked out the problem of neurological degeneration with her yet. Total psychotic breakdown. Led an entire tour right into a bio-vat."
"Of course! As a growing industry, we will always need new employees! Of course, unless you have a degree in Metaphysics, Thaumaturgy or Applied Mad Sciences, you'll have to start from the ground floor and work your way up. And let me tell you, if that ground floor ain't where the wheat is separated from the chaff! ...or more accurately, the test subjects and 'volunteers' separated from those who'd probably be useful to keep around."
"Must. Obey. Sexy tourguide. Must give away secrets to experimental weapon and armour prototypes." -Eyes turn white- "Fenris Industries mind recalibration subject 1138 reporting for duty. I eagerly awate my chance to aid Dr. Wondertain. -Twitch- "I mean, Fenris Industries in maintaining the highest level of product satisfaction... And eventually take over the world. (with smiles) -suddenly has huge grin-
I know you're a canine, but do you really have to have an entire mouth of them?
*Rimshot*
No, wait, wait, you must be a hyena, because that sure is a funny amount of pointy, pointy teeth you have!
*Rimshot*
One more, one more. I thought you said there were no concealed weapons on this tour; if that's true, don't close your lips then!
*Shot*
*Rimshot*
No, wait, wait, you must be a hyena, because that sure is a funny amount of pointy, pointy teeth you have!
*Rimshot*
One more, one more. I thought you said there were no concealed weapons on this tour; if that's true, don't close your lips then!
*Shot*
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