I'd be lying if I said I was finished with this and quite frankly, I'm not.

However I was so pleased with how the effects I pulled off while toying around with this to get the over all 'mood' for how I wanted this one that I'm currently still working on.

(You can still catch me working at my slow as a snail's pace @ http://www.justin.tv/aardcore#r=TIl4HOU where I'm still working tediously at it. Also, you can sit and have a chat with me while I work! Always cool.)

Still, it's as good as I want it to get thus far and I'm still gonna share the piece of 'story' that's going to go along with this:

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(Interviewer) What's the strangest relationship you ever gotten into?

(Juju) Well one night there was this REALLY big bottle of sake and Jackie and I...

(Inter...) Wait... seriously?

(Juju) No. Hahaha! I'm sorry, no.

(Inter...) Darn...

(Juju) Egh?! You wanted to hear about that?!

(Inter...) Maybe?

(Juju) Alright moving on-- the STRANGEST relationship I ever got into had to be with this one girl... ehhh, was one of those, what do you call 'em...

(Inter...) Long distance relationships?

(Juju) That's the one! Except she lived just down the street from me...

(Inter...) Wait... haha, what? How'd that work out?

(Juju) Oh man... I'm getting all weirded out retracing the steps on this one, but it involved webcams.

(Inter...) Oh boy...

(Juju) First off it wasn't like we met on the internet or anything like that.

(Inter...) Oh?

(Juju) No it was more WEIRDER than that.

(Inter...) How can it be weirder than meeting up with a random chick on the
internet?

(Juju) Because we met up on a closed network instant messenger
application.

(Inter...) What? Those exist?

(Juju) A few do, but you don't really hear about them. Most of them are just deviated internal kernel systems from operating systems linked with networking capabilities... this one was just as unique, but a little bit more-- it was a multigrade messenger program suite suited for employees over at the SUN.

(Inter...) The Sierrace Union Network?

(Juju) Yeah, that. We called it CLoud.

(Inter...) Cloud?

(Juju) Yeah, it was a broken reverse acronym for 'Loud and Clear'.

(Inter...) I see...

(Juju) Anyhow, like I said, it was a multiple assets functioning program suited to be used by every and any messenger needs by the company, be it phone, internet, texting-- voice mail; all for the purposes of keeping SUN workers linked together.

(Inter...) How exactly does this fit in to the weird relationship with this particular girl you're going to talk about?

(Juju) Well for starters, she used to be a beta-tester.

(Inter...) Okay?

(Juju) I know it might seem like I'm dragging this on but it's because THIS is where it starts to get complicating.

(Inter...) How?

(Juju) This stand alone propriety messenger app for SUN was disclosed to the beta-testers and then excluded thereafter. As far as records confirm, not a single name has ever breached into the main SUN's network.

(Inter...) And I'm guessing... she did?

(Juju) Now you're looking into it... she was.

(Inter...) I don't see anything wrong with that.

(Juju) Actually there were multiple illegal actions for what she did. First off, the messenger network eliminated the use for an outsourced phone company for their communicative services. Given we couldn't make long distance calls-- but locally? We could make all the phone calls we wanted, for free and for the most part, those numbers were left unchecked in how many hours were logged for terminal use. Only SUN employees were given permission to use that technology and was punishable by affirmative law that anyone outside the company abusing it were cracked down for patented technology infringement. Secondly, as I mentioned, all beta-testers were released and relinquished of their services... this girl, from loose investigations of the situation detailed, had taken the source code of the messenger's backlogged revisions and coded her own paths to make the system work.

(Inter...) How did--

(Juju) No one knows how or WHY she did it but she certainly didn't do anything criminal with her personal use of the program. Except, ya know... actually USING IT.

(Inter...) What did she do with it then?

(Juju) From what I... er... experienced? She prodded around to become somewhat of a mischief on the SUN system. Again, she never did anything criminal or heinous, she was just a very inquisitive individual who loved to reach out to people from afar.

(Inter...) How did she do any of that?

(Juju) Random popups, things like "Hi!" or "Whatcha doin'?" under anonymous, obliquatous aliases. Her actions, coincidentally, stopped around the time she happened to find me on the closed network. Before then, she would just freak people out, going as far as spooking the technicians regulating the network, swearing there was a ghost in the system.

(Inter...) HAHAHAHAHA! No way!

(Juju) Ah yeah it was wild for a time, but like I said, it all stopped as soon as she got a hold of me... she stuck around and was reeeally interested in me.

(Inter...) So how did that work out?

(Juju) It was funny at first because I thought it was Jackie sending me messages, or Rikki, or someone else I knew in the SUN poking fun at me. It happens but it all would come out in the open eventually, except in the case of this chick. Anyway, one night just before I was about to go to bed, checking the logs for my future progresses for the week, a way to step ahead in the business, the messenger system goes off inviting me for a webcam session. I ignored the name completely but thought in the back of my head that it might've been Jackie or someone; I KNEW It wasn't my boss, because he's never that urgent to settle things out with me over some digital eye... he was a guy who'd rather deal with me, or anyone, in person. So I closed the incoming session, declining it. Not more than a second after I was given it again but this time with a message attached reading, "I'd really like you to see me..."

(Inter...) Seems kind of creepy.

(Juju) Sure it seemed a bit odd... that and it was late at night and I was living on my own-- I briefly remember for a moment that I imagined this to be the beginning of a really scary movie.

(Inter...) That's not good.

(Juju) Well I was just joking with myself but, as always, curiosity got the best of me. In the end, I was expecting Jackie to show up on his webcam or something, shirt up with the words "GOTCHA" written in whip cream on his chest as he would laugh at me, point and then have some random pick of a lady he got off the streets lick it off of him to prove some kind of point.

(Inter...) That's... happened?

(Juju) I'm up to sixteen accounts so far.

(Inter...) Jesus!

(Juju) *Laughing short of surprise as he rubbed the side of his face as it started to blush a bit red* But it wasn't Jackie...

(Inter...) It was the girl.

(Juju) In nothing more than her panties and a very, VERY loose fitting, broken in, unbuttoned office shirt.

(Inter...) Daaag!

(Juju) And glasses.

(Inter...) What the--?!

*Both of them laughing out as they have before in broken, excited unison*

(Inter...) You could've been anyone though!

(Juju) That's what I was thinking at the time! Like what if she connected with some other guy in the SUN. Granted I know alot of guys in the team and business and all, but what if there was some other guy I don't know about? Some scruffy, super hairy, mullet crowned, social outcast of a guy still living in his mother's basement?

(Inter...) I feel sorry for the guy you just open-endedly described to anyone reading this...

(Juju) Look, I apologize then, but I'm trying to make a point here.

(Inter...) Right. Creeepyyy.

(Juju) So at this point I was just pretty much jaw on the floor speechless, eyes like a deer in the headlights. And I'm sure the girl picked up on this because she was all teeth grinning back, and there was no sound, we didn't have voice active but I could tell from the subtle shudder in her posture that she was giggling uncontrollably whilst fluttering her shirt to give brief, sudden glimpses deeper into her loose fitting shirt.

(Inter...) Dear God...

(Juju) Ah my God her face-- she was this cute, chubby, not fat, ya know, curves in all the right places kind of girl, Corgi anthrop.

(Inter...) *gasping suddenly in surprise* Corgi?!

(Juju) Yeah so you've a brighter understanding of just how cute this girl must've looked.

(Inter...) JEEESUS!!!

(Juju) *laughing alongside the Interviewer's prolonged comment before settling in his seat, grinning as he watched the Interviewer's voice die down from enthusiasm.*

(Inter...) Do tell!

(Juju) *eyeing a set of cups and a metal pitcher before looking back at the interviewer* In a moment, friend. Perhaps a couple of drinks to set us by, my throat is kind of killing me.

(Inter...) AH! YOU-- alright. But after this you're telling me the rest of this story, Mr. Hakuda!

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I'm such a loser.

Also, this'll be heading into the scraps once I refine it.