Keeping a dragon as a pet sounds like it is all fun and games. But what if he takes a liking to your slipper. Well I don't know about you all but I find tasty things are things I want to hoard. And if you slippers are tasty then guess who's stealing them! This fluffy boy right here!

Call me cute if you must but try and reclaim your foot protectors and prepare for a flying fluff ball to come barrelling through the house and straight into your midsection as he attempts to defend his property. Maybe next time you should get several pairs. However if I had a choice of only to be able to hoard six slippers and you buy six sets. You should know damn well you will be wearing odd slippers for the rest of your life.

I'm not a pest. I'm fluffy, evil and like the taste of slippers just because you wore them!

Art is by   ChaiChai2017