Name: Celesteela
Number: 797
Designation: The Launch Pokemon

Why this Pokemon won't appear in the Gassydex:
You ready for a twist? Despite looking like a huge spaceship-woman, Celesteela is also a plant. In it's home dimension, they grow out of the ground, and blast off into space when they are full grown. As such, they absorb nutrients from the ground, and spend the energy producing fuel for their "arms" to provide liftoff. As such, fart/scat porn cannot be created.

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.