This is Wally Mack, a living shadow who-
"W-Wait!"
I'm trying to tell these nice nerds about you, bud. What's up?
"Can I do it? Can I, pretty please?"
Uh...I usually do the intros. It won't take long.
"Pleeeeease?"
Well...oh, alright. Go ahead, dweeb. All yours.
"Eeeeee!! Hello all! I'm Wally Mack and it's just so swell to meet you! As you might know, I'm a shadow! Nobody's in particular. I'm a pretty active guy and I really love dancing! It's a little hard to dance with people as a shadow though, heheh. It's still a lot of fun in the morning! Really gets you going! Jogging and yoga are fun too."
Don't forget to tell them a little about your personality.
"Right! Hmm, I think I'm a swell guy! I'd say I'm outgoing, energetic and...cute? A nice sloth told me I was cute and I don't think he'd lie to me, no sir! Uhh...Golly, what else...Oh! I can stick to surfaces and walk along them, as long as there's light, of course! And I can squash and stretch my body however I want, but how much I can do it depends on the light. Shadows can't exist without light, and just thinking about being stuck in total darkness gives me the creeps. Eugh...jeepers, that's a scary thought. Anyway, I really hope we can get along and maybe even be friends! Is that good? Did I say everything I needed to, Fink?"