After snagging an inanimate tf YCH from /, this came to mind for some reason of poor Ix being turned into a sword (a messer to be a little more specific)

Alternate version of the final panel with colours a little more 'blatant' https://imgur.com/a/yC9496D

Apologies for the punny title, and this is just a goofy one off

Ix is my character, handle with care
If you wanna be goofy in the comments, you could offer suggestions for quality and 'stats' if you really want :v