As of this moment it's official: every single bit of fan-favourite episode "The Mirror" has now been painstakingly fetishized. The three random girls in the subway? Check. Elisa's glasses-and-severe-hair-bun security guard disguise? Check. Puck chained up and sulking? Check.

It's at the point where my wife, who has only a fair-to-middling acquaintance with the show, knows how porny "The Mirror" is and suggested exactly this as a Patreon reward.

(I feel a little bit bad about making fun of Lexington's sexuality again but probably not enough to stop doing it. Like, 27% bad.)

Larger and NSFW versions are available on my Patreon (www.patreon.com/hawkstone) right heckin' now!