These guys are massive!!

They chonk

Medium Chonk, Large Chonk, Extra Massive Chonk

I might need to revise this because technically, it is possible to have like, an Aircraft Carrier Enum, and that's more chonk than the upper-bound specified.

This is...quite useful.

I see you looking at those KGs

And being thankful that my saber tiger character has a cheap composite body and light alloy chassis.

no castorians are adorable and intruiging

on a scale of 1-10 and for important scientific reasons how datable is a caterpillar truck how amendable is their hive intelligence

I mean, I would say at least a 7. They tell some weird stories once you get them past the rudeness and potentially threatening behavior (that's how the system thinks normal, individual people act, so they simulate it when interacting with individuals).

As for the hive, it's really old and clearly way past the limits of optimization. Like if Alexa was left with nothing but a pile of Furbies for a few millennia. The Hive "mind" itself got so bored with being stuck managing all this junk for so long that it kinda got really weird and lost track of itself so it's very hard to speak to "The Hive Itself" without getting transferred to more simulated personalities.

oh no, i basically love everything about everything that you just said

Lets go get fucked up on Sta-bil

I'll bring the star tron!

WHO SPIKED THE PUNCH WITH MINERAL SPIRITS?!

Ain't no knees when slurpin' STPs