I was eating burritos today with the lady wife at a burrito place and there's this big wall of hot sauces there and they all have names like BRASS BALLS FIRE CUM and BIG DICK'S JALAPENO JIZZ and I think to myself: how is it that no one's branded a hot sauce for ladies?

anyway in conclusion, please support my kickstarter for Lavender Hell, the only branded hot sauce for her