Not my best quality stuff, but hey, it's been a while.

Rem: All I can imagine is this: The queen is a Vampire. And secretly Paul Revere was a vampire hunter. And that's why he shouts , "The British are coming"
Suriel: You... you know that he didn't actually say that, right?
Rem: Let me live my life, okay?
Suriel: -stares at Rem for a while-
Rem: What....?
Suriel: -makes a sudden move and noise, startling Rem-
Rem: GAH. HES COMING TO KILL ME AND SUCK MY BLOOD
Suriel: I'll let you suck something.
Rem: Suriel... Inappropriate.

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