Yea I know what your thinking and yes it's huge. It's an Invicta Diver's watch. Water resistant up to 200 meters, and can be read from 100 feet away XD. Its a little lighter than it looks and is quite comfortable, and best of all it tells time. (It also gives +5 to backhanding)

It was originally over $500, but I think I only ended up paying about $70, hell yea for bargins ^___^