Young Larry the Lion and Ducky the Bitch were hanging out at our hero's humble abode enjoying Larry the Lions favorite game of Cooking Mama. Now, being a one player game Larry, being the awesome turbo bro that he is let his good pal Ducky go first.
After 4 weeks of Ducky playing Larry asked for a turn at this fantastic culinary game, at which point Ducky became irritated, so Larry, once again let him play for an extended 3 days.
Again, Larry asked if he too might enjoy this game so cleverly named, Cooking Mama. Ducky had reached his limit, the hair on his plump buttocks raised on end, his bulging stomach rippled at the thunderous words erupting from the small mammals mouth...
GOD DAMN IT ASS RAPE DICK KICKING SON OF A GARBAGE SLURPING SHIT ASS BOIL NIPPLE FUCK ASS CUNT! ITS MY GAME.
Larry the Lion ha never heard such slander, his mother was not a god damn ass rape dick kicking garbage slurping shit ass boil nipple fuck ass cunt, she was a lion of all things!
His belly began to boil, his throat itched, eyes burned. He didn't know what to do at first but then it came to him: The authorities MUST be notified!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He shrieked as he ran for his green phone, "F-F-FEDS! HE WON'T LET ME PLAY COOKING MAMA!"
As the feds breached the unlocked door to his cage they trampled upon Ducky's fat body and restrained him, Larry was free to play Cooking Mama.
Yet Larry didn't feel the need to play this game of games as he was overwhelmed by some sense of euphoria, from the snitching no doubt... Larry was sure he'd found his new vice. Fuck Cooking Mama, the snitching had just begun.