So, check it: We all eat at Morton's Steakhouse. Best food ever. But they have a Shrimp Alexander Appetizer for $18. I order it and I wait anxiously to find out what $18 worth of shrimp is and threatening to set the whole restaurant on fire if it's a single piece of shrinp. This is what waiter brings out.

I almost turned over the table, but this is not what I ordered. Apparently, this is another appetizer: a single colossal shrimp cocktail which was $20. Unbelieveable. This "colossal shrimp" was about... 150% the size of a normal shrimp cocktail..