It was a lovely day in the mushroom kingdom. Ever since Bowser took the kingdom into his own hands, his minions took over each of the worlds and made the kingdom his own. Each one of the koopalings shaped the world the way they wanted and Bowser made it all happen. But today was a special day for a certain koopaling. Ivan Koopa was barely waking up. He was busy playing on his nintendo switch until 12 o’ clock the night before.

Ivan: Ahhh . . . what a refreshing sleep. Guess I should change myself.

As Ivan gets up to change himself, Larry bursts into Ivans room and starts to sing a silly jig.

Larry: Good morning to you! Good morning to you! Today is your birthday your face looks like, poo! XD

Ivan: Oh you, thanks buddy. How long did you practice that?

Larry: 3 days, thank you. I got you a present.

Larry gives Ivan a little present wrapped in blue and white wrapping paper. He opens it up to find a blue dino onesie.

Ivan: Oh my gosh, a dino onesie! Thanks baby bro!

Larry: Thanks I thought you’d like it. You wanna try it on?

Ivan: Sure.

Ivan waves his wand and cleans his night time diaper, he then puts on the Dino onesie.

Ivan: It fits perfectly! Thanks Larry!

Larry: You’re welcome buddy, come down for breakfast dad’s making pancakes.

Ivan comes down excitedly to the kitchen where everyone is sitting at the table, they say happy birthday and Ivan sits at his seat

Lemmy: Happy Birthday baby bro!

Ludwig: Happy Birthday Crinkly butt~

Roy: How old are you now buddy?

Ivan: I don’t know, I feel like I’m getting younger. Hehehe!

Morton: Well you’re not wrong.

Wendy: Well, you do look young. You big baby.

Ivan: -.- thanks, I guess . . .

Bowser: Happy Birthday son, I hope you’re hungry.

Bowser brings a big plate of pancakes to Ivan while everyone gets their own plates

Ivan: Oh my gosh, thank you daddy!

Bowser: Anything for my special boy. Heh

Ludwig: Oh, after breakfast Ivan, I wanna give you my present. I think you’ll love it.

Everyone eats their food and Ivan get a big belly everyone does their own thing and Ludwig goes up to Ivan.

Ludwig: Ready for your present baby bro?

Ivan: Yes big brother, I’m excited to see what you got for me.

Ludwig gives Ivan a present wrapped in video game themed paper which obviously could be seen as a new video game due to its size and shape. He opens it up and his jaw opens wide to see the new Pikmin game.

Ivan: AAAHH!!! You got me the new Pikmin game!

Ludwig: I knew you’d like it. I know a friend who works for nintendo, he said he’d get me a copy for your birthday.

Ivan: Thank you big bro! I love you so much! *Ivan hugs Ludwig*

Ludwig: I love you too pamper butt~

Ivan goes to the living room to play his new game and wendy goes up to him.

Wendy: Hey Ivan.

Ivan: W-What do you want Wendy?

Wendy: I’m not gonna mess with you buddy, I’m here to tell you something. I know we may fight, but we’re still brother and sister, I still love you buddy.

Ivan: Y-You know, that’s probably the nicest thing you’ve said to me.

Wendy: Thanks, I guess? Anyways, happy birthday.

Wendy gives Ivan a gift box that is a set of clothes from a website called Little Boutique. He opens it up to find pink Skirtalls, a pink diaper cover, a pink bonnet and pink booties. He blushes deep red and squeals like a baby.

Ivan: EEP!! WHAT ARE THESE?!

Wendy: I thought your wardrobe could use some variety~

Wendy giggles to herself and runs off

Ivan: I hate pink . . . but . . . these look kinda cute . . .

He quickly runs to his room and stuffs it under his bed. Just then Roy comes by and stands at his door and sees his pink clothes.

Roy: Nice clothes buddy.

Ivan: eep! They’re not mine!

Roy: Well hey Pink is not a bad color.

Ivan: It’s not my color! It’s jus-

Roy stops his word and puts a pair of headphones on his brothers ears and it’s playing his favorite song from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Ivan: Wha? Oooh, my favorite song. Hehe.

Roy: Iggy told me this was your favorite song, so, I got you the whole Pokemon Mystery Dungeon soundtrack along with a new CD player.

Ivan: Oh my gosh! Thank you big bro!

Ivan hugs Roy and Roy smiles swinging him around once

Roy: Enjoy your gift buddy. I’m gonna be in room for right now

Ivan: Okie big bwo!

Ivan smiles and listens to his new CD and plays games on his Nintendo Switch. As the day passed by, Bowser was setting up a party for Ivan in the grand dining hall.

Bowser: Hehehe, he’s gonna love this.

Lemmy: Do you think this is enough decorations daddy?

Bowser: Hmm . . . yes, this is perfect. Thanks for helping me son.

Lemmy: Okay. I’m gonna go practice my circus act for his party X3

Lemmy hops on his yellow ball with orange stars printed on it. He rolls away on it to practice. The clock soon strikes 7 o’ clock and everyone goes to the dining hall. Bowser goes up to Ivan’s room and asks him to come down for his surprise.

Bowser: Hey son . . . can you come downstairs please? I got something for ya.

Ivan: Oh? What is it daddy?

Bowser: Ahh, it’s a surprise. Cover your eyes, I gotcha.

Ivan covers his eyes and bowser leads him down to the dining hall. Everyone gets down until Ivan uncovers his eyes.

Ivan: ooh daddy what is it? I can’t wait! >w<

Bowser: Okay, uncover your eyes baby boy.

Ivan uncovers his eyes and looks at the party. Everyone jumped up

Everyone: Surprise!!!

Ivan: eeek!!

Morton: oops, I think we scared him X3

Lemmy: Yup, look he wet himself X3

Ivan: hehehe, you guys set up a surprise party for me. This is so cool!!

Bowser: Happy Hatchday Ivan. I hope you like it.

Larry: Let’s play some games!

Ivan: Yea!

Ivan and his brothers play lots of party games. They first played pin the tail on the koopa which bowser had a willing minion wear a diaper and they all had to be blindfolded and stick a tail on his butt.

Iggy: haha! Padded koopa butt X3

Ivan: I think I was the closest X3

Koopa: hehehe.

Lemmy: oh! Ivan, I want to give you your present.

Ivan: Oh? What’d you get me brother?

Lemmy waves his wand and a little purple bear appears with suspenders on his pants.

Bear: Hiya Ivan!~

Ivan: AAAAAHH!! SO CUUUUTE!!

Ivan wags his tail happily and quickly as he sees the little purple bear.

Lemmy: I made you this little bear. You can play with him all you want. He’s yours to keep. Hehehe.

Ivan: I love it Big bwo! I think I’ll name it Fuzzy!

Just then, Fuzzy ran off to Ivans room giggling happily.

Ivan: Huh? Fuzzy, where are you going?

Fuzzy looks under Ivans bed and grabs his pink clothes and runs back to Ivan.

Fuzzy: Time for a new look buddy!~

Fuzzy starts to change Ivan into the pink clothes. Ivan blushes deep red and squirms lots

Ivan: EEP!!! LEMMY WHAT’S FUZZY DOING?! STOP HIM!!

Fuzzy: Geez Ivan. Relax there, no need to get so squirmy. Go enjoy your party baby butt.~

Ivan shyly walks back to the party and everyone plays more games and he joins them all. After about 2 hours of party games, Bowser brings out a big birthday cake with the number 7 on it.

Ivan: Wow! That looks tasty. But I’m 17, why is it only 7?

Bowser: You’re getting younger to me. You’re still my little boy X3

Ivan: Thankies dada.

Everyone gathers around the cake and they all sing happy birthday. Bowser picks up Ivan and feeds him cake while everyone has their own slice.

Bowser: You like the cake son?

Ivan: I do daddy, it’s very sweet.

Bowser: You look cute in those clothes buddy.

Ivan: I do, but I hate pink. I would have liked it if it were purple or green . . .

Fuzzy: That’s the spirit Ivan! X3

Bowser: Here comes the yum yum train. Choo choo!

Bowser continues to feed Ivan cake until half of the cake was gone from everyone eating some of the cake.

Lemmy: Ivan are you in the mood to play some more?

Ivan: Can we play games on my switch?

Morton: Oh yeah!

Everyone goes to the Screening room and Ivan puts the Switch onto the big screen. They played Mario Kart and Mario party. They all played for hours until the clock strikes 10 o’ clock and Ivan starts to get sleepy.

Ivan: Mmmm . . .

Larry: What’s wrong big bwo?

Iggy: hehe, I think he’s sleepy.

Bowser: I can see that, I think it’s time for bed.

Everyone starts to go to their rooms and Bowser, Larry and Iggy take Ivan to his room.

Bowser: Did you have fun today Ivan?

Ivan: Yes dada . . . thank wou so much . . .
Bowser: It’s time to rest now buddy.

Bowser sets Ivan down in his crib and Larry and Iggy smile.

Iggy and Larry: Nini bwo~

They all walk out of the room letting Ivan drift off to sleep so when he awakens, he can have more padded adventures.



Happy Birthday Ivan, you big poofy butt~  Ivan Koopa