Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well I had a dream that one of my frands was wanted for questioning by the police because a nursing home had burnt down. I thought they must be mistaken since I'd spent all day in Kroger with him, but apparently they suspected him of having developed pyrokinesis.

I woke up at 6:50 and headed to the living room, where I was able to sleep until about 8 (This may have been where I had the dream, tho I am not sure). We got grandpa ready for the day and, as usual, his wound smelled horrible and rancid, and was really deep and covered in dead skin. We got him ready, then I headed outside to change the batteries in the weather station (It's been draining batteries like crazy lately). Around 10:15ish I took a nodl nap.

I had another dream where I was at someone's house in the countryside. I think they were like an older brother or something, but they were worried that witches were attacking their house because they saw witch symbols appearing. The next door neighbors were witches, it seems, and were doing the symbols for good luck and protecc. I followed them to this large college/mall, where one of my teachers pile drived me to show me how to wrestle. I told them it wasn't a good time since I was looking for a bathroom to poop, and it turns out they caused me to drop a log right there. I ran throughout the facility searching for a bathroom, and eventually found one in a subbasement, but while I was on the can a bunch of students needed to go to class, so they were using the bathroom as a shortcut (even tho I'd locked it!). I finished and cleaned myself up, then followed the students. They were finding their new dorms, and these chicks who were moving in to some old store were ragging on me. At some point it was time for the concert, which had a blood-moon theme, and I think listening to it caused me to become a vampire. I went and visited some of my frands (Ralph, Benji, Taco, Joey) but instead of living in Murray they were living in my Aunt Rose's house in Cincinnati. We were all vampires so I slumped into the basement, very wary of my blood levels. They were sitting around on the floor, showing each other their penis-tentacles. I asked what they were taking about, and apparently all of their penors looked like a naked nervous system. I told them I didn't have anything like that, and they insisted I did, and would help me remove the extra. I told them there wasn't any extra, and reminded them that I could easily overpower any of them. They struggled to bring me down but I easily caused them to pile up in a corner. This fat vampire chick almost did crush my ween, but I moved out of the way in time. I left the house and headed to a really small, cold town that was far away from most everything else, then I woke up!

It was around 1:45 when I woke up, and for lunch I had some gamice. After, I had a slice of carrot cake and then cleaned up the kitchen. At around 3ish I headed back to my room and spent some time typing. At 3:20 my sister called, and we chatted for an hour about selling books at conventions, her new job (she was in the process of sending an acceptance letter), and that she might be getting a house! Eeee! At 4:20 she hung up and I spent some time typing. At 5:30 I spent a little time relaxing, then grabbed a shower. My jeep-frand called at 6ish and we chatted about a new plant nursery he built, about how many of our frands are excited to see me again, and housing options for the future. Eeeee!

I cut the conversation short around 6:30 so I could head to the living room, where I rested on the couch until about 7ish. We got grandpa ready for the night (Again, a very putrid smelling wound), then for dinner I had 8 taquitos and some ice cream with hot fudge. I cleaned the kitchen and nebulized grandpa around 8:23, then headed back to my room. Because I wanted to spend the next day doing geocaching, I decided to go to bed early. I fell asleep before 11ish but around 11 I woke up coughing so I took some Nyquil. Sound sleep!

I hope everyone has a Bowser day! <333