Hey noodle what did you do today?

I had a dream that I was attacking a factory with a group of others. The land around it was swampy with acid/lava and we couldn't touch it, and we weren't sure how we would get in. Suddenly, we remembered the Elemental Moves from super smash brothers, which would let you unleash a powerful attack if you had elemental orbs. The problem was that we hadn't gone through the tutorial yet so the regular orbs that would normally surround elemental spaces weren't present. Thankfully we knew how to initiate the conditions to trigger the tutorial, and while we were fighting a couple of Explosion orbs showed up. We used them and used the attacks against the factory, but before I could find out much more I woke up with a mad coughing fit.

I took some cough syrup and went back to sleep, where I was able to snooze until about 6:50. I headed to the living room and was able to get another nodl nap.

I had another dream that I was in marching band and it was time to practice. We went up to the field and I noticed that almost everyone else was either in uniform or wearing their underclothes. I was worried I'd be in trouble for failing to do so, but Mr. Colvett simply came up to me and was doing joking bantz. He then went in front of the band and told everyone that for every band member he was going to give out 100 points, but he would only distribute these to those who were under this specific blanket in this specific hotel after a given time period. So if there were 20 people in band and only 5 managed to be under the blanket at the end of the time limit, each of those five people would get 20*100/5 points (Or 400 points per). There were about 100 people in the band and I knew that it would cause my grade to skyrocket, so I rushed to the location and found there were only 3 others under the blanket. I forced my way inside, then reworked it so I was lying on top of most of the edges. It seemed we were good to go, but this goat furry showed up and came inside, and I think he just started shitting everywhere, so I rushed out to find a bathroom. It was then that I discovered the chaos within the hotel. People were shooting at one another, chasing each other down with knives...There was one person dressed like a playing card, and he pulled the spade off his outfit and was using it as a weapon. These women were trying to cure the disease that had caused everyone to go manic...It was chaos! Since the only boy's bathroom was in the opposite tower I had to travel there to get it. At one point I tried using the elevators but discovered they were using a Mario Maker 2 glitch to create an infinite recursion area, so I took the stairs. I was chased by a knife weilding maniac, but escaped. I did eventually find the bathroom and cleaned myself up, but as soon as I did Mr. Colvett showed up and said that there was no disease, and that all of our behavior was psychosomatic. All of us calmed down and he told us that it was just a test to see how we'd react, and that everyone was getting 100 points. While we were loading up the bus, I asked one of the research gals if she'd discovered a cure in the time given to us, and she told me that they hadn't, but they'd managed to move around some money and bilk the tax payers out of millions. While hanging around, I took a pet alligator and let it ride on my back. It went Super Saiyan and I said I was super proud, and later in the dream he went Super Saiyan 3! Like, this little alligator had spiked hair and everything! I'm so proud! <3

I woke up at 9 when we got grandpa ready for the morning, and he was just as flimsy and nonresponsive. I wasn't even able to give him his juice, since he's having such trouble swallowing. It's getting bad.

Grandma tried to feed him and around 10:30ish Marty arrived. I ate 10 taquitos with a conke and he had a piece of banang bread and then around 10:45 he and grandma headed to the funeral home to get grandpa's affairs sorted. I sat in the living room and sorta just lazed around, trying to stay awake. At around 12:45 grandma texted me and said she was still at the funeral home, and so I laid on the floor to stretch out my spine and did some typing. She and Marty arrived around 1ish and even though she had tears in her eyes, she said the funeral place was super nice and the package was really well thought out.

Once she settled in I headed back to my room, where I took a nodl nap until about 3:30. When I woke up I headed out and about to the bank. I called mum and dad and told them about grandpa's condition and the funeral home, and that they may be coming down this way soon. I deposited my check and $600, then headed to McD's for a artisan chicken sammich meal with fries and a conke and also a double cheeseburg. After eating I decided to top off my gas tank, just in case I need to do some driving soon...

I headed back home and spent a little time goobing off online and typing, then headed to he living room and continued typing. We gave grandpa his meds and “dinner” (some applesauce and pudding) around 6ish and got him ready soon after. He's slipping fast.

After, I sat in the living room typing and chatting with frands. Marty swung by and brought grandma some Skyline, and while she ate a coney I had some banang bread. At around 8ish my Jeep-frand called and we chatted about grandpa's condition, string theory, and his planps. Fun! At 9ish we parted ways, then I had 5 weeb snacks.

The first one was a weird corn chip...Sorta foamy, shaped like a hollow cylinder. It tasted like a more toned-down Funnyun. The second one was also a weird cylinder, but it tasted like a cheetoh. The third one is also a cylinder, but it's not hollow. It tastes slightly cinnamony. The fourth was another weird foamy cylinder snack...This one tastes a little like something that's been burnt, then the more you chew the more savory it becomes...A slight barbeque taste. The final was another weird foamy cylinder, a bit denser, this one also hollow. Like the rest of them, it tastes like a potato chip that's been slightly barbecue flavored. I also tried watching Rolling Kansas, but eh, the movie wasn't as good as I remember.

I spent a lot of time drawing and chatting with frands and debating politics with Fenn-frands on Telegram, and I gotta say what an absolute relief it is that someone else can debate without resorting to name calling or insults or emotions. Even tho we disagree, he's such a good guy!

I wound up going to bed around 3ish. I was having trouble falling asleep because I was worried that I'd be called awake due to grandpa's passing, but eventually I did nod off.

I hope everyone has a good-debate day! <333