I sure do reckon there's a rabid DiNGO on the loose and I need -YOUR- help lookin' for him! If y'all find any photos or video of this crazy canine, I'd be mighty grateful if you could point me in the direction of where ya last caught him!

NOTE: He may or may not be in disguise as EL GRiNGO DiNGO pictured above, and you may in fact find photos of him.. *gasp!*... NAKED! (If that's the case, just avert your eyes, but do be sure to link me to where you found that photo or video! ;D)

With your help, we can catch this silly dingo & bring justice to those who have lost their beloved burritos at the fate of those FANGLY TEEFS!

Thank you, and have a nice day. :) NOM! <3

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PS. WHO IS THIS HOMBRE AND WHY ARE WE NOT FURRENDZ?? (GRiNGO DiNGO WANTS THAT MASSIVE CORONA!)