one song comes to mind, "breaking the law breaking the law"

next thing you know, she's gonna rob the cashier with an electric guitar and then make the manager's head explode \m/

Those signs don't apply to her because she can't read!

Super cute <3

Ignorance of the law is no excuse!

This seems like a business patronized more out of defiance than demand for its services.

she's probably just going in there to protest their unfair rules about not being allowed to bare your ass and/or be a fox on the premises! They should be more civil, right?

I presume there is a very good reason for banning both of those things on the same sign.

it must be that the shopkeep is a miserable bastard who doesn't appreciate nice things like fox bums :I

So if I want her around, I should challenge her a little? :3

it's worth a try, but reverse psychology has its limits. I don't think telling her "don't rake the yard and don't clean the gutters" is going to get your chores done for you!

"NO SHOES - NO SHIRT - NO PANTS - NO YARD RAKING" seems to be the way to go then. ;D

That expression is of pure "I don't give it a s**t"

precisely zero shits, and possibly fewer!

three butts, nice!

I'm certain you remember that old "Frayed Knot" joke, right? As big a fan of the Vulpines as I am, I get the impression it'd be interesting discussing why she feels she's an exception to the rules. Also, I'm intrigued by the "Squared off" tufts of fur.

People often react pretty strongly to being told they're not allowed to be somewhere without good reason. You ever see Fists of Fury? I considered putting in a sign which read "no foxes or Chinese allowed" but I wasn't sure how many people would get the reference :p
As for the squared tufts of fur, I feel like I got that idea from some comic I saw a long time ago which featured a cartoonish feral fox character, but I can't remember the name of it

I vaguely remember "Fists of Fury" and here I was such a big Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan fan back in the 1980s. I'll have to look into that.

The squared off tufts of fur do look "Cool" in a way and add a bit of "Personality" to the character. When had to cut the mats of fur off my pet dog with scissors, she'd have little, squared off tufts of fur kind of like that. They'd grow back though.

Could it be necessity became a fur styling statement?

well I always went with the assumption that it just grows that way, but you might be on to something there!

Her logic: "I don't see my name personally addressing me. So I'm good... In I go!"

she obviously doesn't think of herself as a screwball or a dingbat!

Is that a magical creature?

nah, just an ordinary, everyday fox with a questionable fashion sense

That fur looks plastic, yet she seems alive.

it's definitely not plastic, she's just got a funky chunky fur pattern :v