Reporter: "Another fantastic win Chrysalis. That's another in a historic winning streak."

Chrissy: Giggle. "Naturally. I'm actually getting kind of bored, just how easy this is becoming."

Reporter: "And what about the fifteen spectators that received serious injuries when you, bent over for the ready stance."

Chrissy: "Oh, you mean my fan club?" She laughs evilly, "Why those little ponies travel all over the world, just so they can have a seat where MY seat will be." She smirks, "Besides, they all signed waivers, they all know what over four tons of plot can do."

Report: "And how about the murmurs among the sumo that, quite literally, you are too big for the ring?"

Chrissy: "To that I offer a simple solution, get a bigger ring, or a sumo that won't flatten like a pancake when I SIT on them. Any more questions?"

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