Hambone: "So, you know anything about this sumo tournament?"

Otakas: "Not really, none of the names sound familiar."

Hambone: "Mmm... Sounds like fun, I might just join. Its not fair you two get to go on adventures all the time."

Otakas: "Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but you know you can't use your signature right hook..."

Hambone: "It says in the invitation that all moves, including those considered illegal in traditional sumo, are allowed. And they are expanding the ring. Because, well, I guess you know how well I fit in a 4.55 meter Circle."

Otakas: "Say, if it says exceptionally large mares... why didn't mom get one?"

Hambone: "Well, you know she would just dq in the first round and start feeding somepony."

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